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  • 58 46
    Submitted by Taipan on May 3, 11 at 10:17pm

    Women can't "bone" anything unless there's a surprise up that skirt.

  • 66 63
    Submitted by likeahoss on May 2, 11 at 2:20pm

    "Without sex with a man," she meant.

  • 60 55
    Submitted by TeamScumbag on May 4, 11 at 2:46pm

    I don't understand why it'd be a red flag

  • 56 62
    Submitted by sparky42 on May 2, 11 at 11:19pm

    "Hi there, I'm a red flag."

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Michguy on May 2, 11 at 6:58pm

    Been 24 hours, huh?

  • 46 60
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on May 3, 11 at 2:56am

    Nice call OP. That's def a red flag if I ever heard one....

  • 43 65
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 4, 11 at 6:53am

    Sounds any chance of a FFM threesome is pretty much shot.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by OHMYGAWDitsPam on May 2, 11 at 9:45pm

    This city is full of skanks and this text proves it.

    • 57 59
      Submitted by one_way on May 4, 11 at 3:47pm

      I know this code; it's upstate New York, not NYC. My cousin lives there, hope she's not the girl. But knowing her...

  • 44 75
    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on May 2, 11 at 5:32pm

    Any chance she was like a visiting Nun or something? Ok, I'm clutching at straws.

  • 38 84
    Submitted by outdrinksyou on May 2, 11 at 2:34pm

    lmao