I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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no you didn't, but cool story nonetheless
This, boys and girls, is how STIs continue to spread.
Sexually Transmitted Infections not Suburus
Wow, we really do need better sex ed in schools...
Perhaps like those disgusting videos they used to show in driver's ed. "This, kids, is an extreme closeup of a herpes-blister-riddled labia. The picture is scratch-and-sniff, too. Try it!"
That's fucking horrible. Bravo!
Somehow, when I read this, I read "hipster's herpes-riddled labia". Herpes + blister = hipster?
Only if you soak it in Pabst Blue Ribbon.
How does she know what her roommate's pootang smells like?
This one time, at band camp......
Or her roommate simply hasn't showered in a few days and you're an imaginative schmuck.
Fingers crossed !
Dude if you could get an STI impreza from sex, I'd fuck everything that came my way.
What's a STI?
Too many people have STD's so they changed the name to STI's to confuse the naive.
Sexually transmitted infection; it's a more accurate term than STD.
I thought it was a car....
its all a disease.
Actually, its an infection.
I think that the chicken's gone off...a little
this text makes me want to yack
I love STi's
So does GlaxoSmithKline.
Faaaaake, impossible to be that lucky :0
That night either ended horribly or fantastically.
Only in Nashville.
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