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  • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jan 28, 11 at 2:29pm

    no you didn't, but cool story nonetheless

  • Submitted by Taipan on Jan 28, 11 at 3:36pm

    This, boys and girls, is how STIs continue to spread.

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      Submitted by ChipDouglas on Jan 28, 11 at 6:06pm

      Subarus?

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        Submitted by roots on Jan 29, 11 at 10:09am

        Sexually Transmitted Infections not Suburus

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        Submitted by Taipan on Jan 29, 11 at 11:15am

        Wow, we really do need better sex ed in schools...

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          Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 29, 11 at 12:10pm

          Perhaps like those disgusting videos they used to show in driver's ed. "This, kids, is an extreme closeup of a herpes-blister-riddled labia. The picture is scratch-and-sniff, too. Try it!"

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            Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 29, 11 at 7:40pm

            That's fucking horrible. Bravo!

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            Submitted by Reutan on Feb 7, 11 at 8:27pm

            Somehow, when I read this, I read "hipster's herpes-riddled labia". Herpes + blister = hipster?

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              Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 12, 11 at 6:28pm

              Only if you soak it in Pabst Blue Ribbon.

  • Submitted by hacker201 on Jan 28, 11 at 4:22pm

    How does she know what her roommate's pootang smells like?

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Jan 28, 11 at 4:26pm

      This one time, at band camp......

  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 28, 11 at 4:40pm

    Or her roommate simply hasn't showered in a few days and you're an imaginative schmuck.

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    Submitted by BrooklynGuy71 on Jan 28, 11 at 2:13pm

    Good luck!

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    Submitted by tdibitchez on Jan 29, 11 at 12:53pm

    Fake

  • 69 49
    Submitted by said8ED on Jan 28, 11 at 6:05pm

    I think that the chicken's gone off...a little

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    Submitted by sammysamsam on Jan 28, 11 at 4:15pm

    What's a STI?

    • 55 59
      Submitted by iowawashington on Jan 28, 11 at 4:24pm

      Too many people have STD's so they changed the name to STI's to confuse the naive.

    • 64 63
      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 28, 11 at 4:37pm

      Sexually transmitted infection; it's a more accurate term than STD.

      • 49 42
        Submitted by said8ED on Jan 28, 11 at 5:57pm

        I thought it was a car....

      • 37 48
        Submitted by iluvmy65 on Jan 29, 11 at 2:16am

        its all a disease.

        • 44 76
          Submitted by Vulpus on Jan 29, 11 at 9:15am

          Actually, its an infection.

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    Submitted by speedytomato on Jan 28, 11 at 2:18pm

    Fingers crossed !

  • 61 50
    Submitted by IzzyInsanity on Feb 6, 11 at 6:38am

    Dude if you could get an STI impreza from sex, I'd fuck everything that came my way.

  • 68 70
    Submitted by waterdrops on Jan 29, 11 at 5:46am

    this text makes me want to yack

  • 64 81
    Submitted by katekat on Jan 29, 11 at 11:21am

    I love STi's

  • 44 58
    Submitted by anonymous420 on Jan 30, 11 at 12:21am

    That night either ended horribly or fantastically.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Antoine_fr on Jan 30, 11 at 7:59pm

    Faaaaake, impossible to be that lucky :0

  • 48 68
    Submitted by yealock1 on Jan 29, 11 at 12:56am

    Only in Nashville.

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    Submitted by brosgotflo on Feb 9, 11 at 11:04pm

    hahah noiceeee

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    Submitted by asssbandit on Jul 18, 13 at 5:14pm

    tastelikemyroommatesvajjjwouldhavebeem f funnier