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  • Submitted by brodieoh on Jun 25, 10 at 3:51pm

    Come pick me up? I'm posting fake texts to TFLN again.

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 25, 10 at 7:23pm

    So it's close enough to sleep walk, but not to walk your ass back home?? I call bullshit!

  • Submitted by dragonfly15 on Jun 26, 10 at 6:27am

    You people posting fake seriously need to get a life. It's a fun site, go with it! It's funny

  • Submitted by tatteredtorn on Jun 25, 10 at 6:04pm

    Depending where your at in the 973 it's possible....north jersey whores at their finrst

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 25, 10 at 5:22pm

    please spread my legs and kick me in the twat for posting fake shit, probably spent 4 days thinkin of this one and now your dream came true.. you finally made a spot on TFLN.. and you failed.

  • Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:46am

    True assuming it's real, walk ur ass back home

  • Submitted by ptrclvs on Jun 25, 10 at 4:07pm

    that's amazing ahahaha

  • Submitted by Magicman on Jun 25, 10 at 7:52pm

    All you people posting fake or calling bullshit on this go get a fucking life. Live a little and laugh. It's still funny.

  • Submitted by marcmedic on Jun 25, 10 at 4:12pm

    How does bullshit like this even get posted?

    • Submitted by whiteknave on Jun 25, 10 at 4:14pm

      by clicking a few buttons

  • Submitted by JewHater on Jun 25, 10 at 3:37pm

    FAIL! \nfirst

  • Submitted by sarahjay on Jun 25, 10 at 6:42pm

    That's got to be fake...unless where ever she lives is like under above or beside PP.

  • Submitted by CherryPoppa on Jun 26, 10 at 12:50am


  • Submitted by mystomachurts on Jun 26, 10 at 8:17pm

    She could easily live close by to the Planned Parenthoods in Newark or Paterson and know, once awake, how bad it is to walk in her neighborhood at night.

  • Submitted by Halcion on Jun 25, 10 at 8:54pm

    Well, at least your subconscious is trying to be \nresponsible.

  • Submitted by hokage356 on Jun 29, 10 at 10:09pm


  • Submitted by stephy on Jun 25, 10 at 6:25pm

    omggg.. this is so fake. get a life

  • Submitted by bldrmn on Jun 26, 10 at 8:35am

    I like the "again" part......... So you sleep walk to PP multiple times????

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 25, 10 at 6:31pm

    All the people saying "fake" are jealous that their crap doesn't get posted while this, whatever is worse then crap, is posted.

  • Submitted by kittyo9 on Jun 25, 10 at 3:41pm


  • Submitted by girl_of_glass on Jun 26, 10 at 6:06am

    Well at least she thought ahead enough to bring her phone with her...

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    Submitted by courtchronic on Jul 8, 12 at 8:53am

    For those of you who take the time to write "I call fake" and such, why not find a way more to akin to your tastes to spend it?\n\nAs for the text itself, it's hilarious. I think the sleep walking is just a joke between the two and the sender needed a ride!