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  • Submitted by pipsqueak19 on Feb 13, 11 at 4:42pm

    yeah, I think he'll be fine with never being forgiven.

  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Feb 13, 11 at 5:43pm

    ...with the top down. At a drive thru. With her friend there. Wearing crotchless furry knickers. Handcuffs, and a gimp mask. With Barry White on the stereo. Anal. Hey, if you don't ask...

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      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 13, 11 at 9:00pm

      Barry White? That's taking it TOO far...

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        Submitted by XZero on Feb 14, 11 at 7:15am

        I don't think he's taken it far enough...

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    Submitted by sexyemily on Feb 13, 11 at 11:22pm

    Wow I can't imagine that conversation of the guy trying to convince his sister to fuck his friend in her car as anything less than incredibly awkward

  • Submitted by steeldude on Feb 13, 11 at 10:10pm

    he will prolly settle for a hand job at the bus stop, don't act so tough

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    Submitted by yalun94 on Feb 13, 11 at 11:17pm

    Mail order a sister in make her hav sex with ur friend... Preferably an ugly one

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    Submitted by yeekim on Feb 15, 11 at 12:36am

    Ooooooh I rikey

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    Submitted by nitro_luke on Feb 14, 11 at 2:15am

    no. no. they are is no forgiveness....... if you were to lengthen that conjunction

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      Submitted by Gimp360 on Feb 14, 11 at 3:55am

      ...does anyone know what the hell he's talking about?

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        Submitted by michaelafogle on Feb 14, 11 at 6:08pm

        he's thinking like if it said 'they're is no forgiveness' would translate to 'they are is no forgiveness' but the text doesn't say that in the first place so idk.....

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    Submitted by tdg on Feb 13, 11 at 8:35pm

    trufax, musta been bad

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 13, 11 at 4:54pm

    Anyone who votes this a good night is a retard who the he'll gives up there sister for sex.

    • Submitted by jetssuck on Feb 13, 11 at 6:58pm

      umm... lego nut? nice. and maybe cuz its an awesome ultimatum if you're the one making it?

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      Submitted by SserPrun95 on Feb 13, 11 at 8:47pm

      some of us don't have sisters and know how to spell "their"

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    Submitted by roxfoxtrot on Feb 14, 11 at 6:17pm


  • Submitted by kylebroflovski on Feb 13, 11 at 10:00pm

    Wait, how do you reply to comments

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      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 14, 11 at 2:10am

      certain mobile apps don't provide the "Reply" feature

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      Submitted by EMTPirate on Feb 14, 11 at 2:40am

      By not sucking at life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 11 at 7:43am

    @8:47. The proper form of "there" was used. If you were to use "their" it would have needed to be something possessive and it isn't... There is nothing wrong with the grammar in this text.