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  • Submitted by yewinnhard on May 27, 12 at 9:41am

    To impress a chick, helicopter dick.

  • Submitted by friedbunnies on May 27, 12 at 12:55pm

    And that's why you're a fiancée and not just a girlfriend.

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    Submitted by MzKitty08 on May 27, 12 at 9:11am

    clearly you picked a winner! I mean who wouldn't want a guy with the ability to do that :)

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    Submitted by 478 on May 28, 12 at 5:28am

    If the OP is a guy, who gives a fuck? An awesome fiancé is an awesome fiancé regardless of orientation.

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    Submitted by  on May 27, 12 at 9:07am

    Sounds painful

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    Submitted by amings09 on May 27, 12 at 3:42pm

    Op COULD be a guy..

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 27, 12 at 11:02pm

      and you could be a moron...oh wait, you ARE.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 16, 12 at 8:19pm

    And at midnight he did the ball drop!