So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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And that's why you're a fiancée and not just a girlfriend.
To impress a chick, helicopter dick.
clearly you picked a winner! I mean who wouldn't want a guy with the ability to do that :)
If the OP is a guy, who gives a fuck? An awesome fiancé is an awesome fiancé regardless of orientation.
Op COULD be a guy..
and you could be a moron...oh wait, you ARE.
And at midnight he did the ball drop!