There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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Pic or gtfo
Pics or it didn't happen, mostly because I doubt your carving skills.
they can't be mad. its a perfectly natural thing. just tell them you learn better by pictures
It's interactive pics of Adam and Eve, unless your vagina looks a lil odd then maybe Adam and Steve :)
Define "very realistic" - because all I can think about is the "draw me like one of your french girls" meme
Is it bad I thought of Paul when I read this?