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  • Submitted by schlock on Sep 16, 10 at 10:36am

    Write it as a math problem on the board: B + J = A. Also, hope that they are smart enough to figure it out.

    • Submitted by irish_rose on Sep 16, 10 at 4:59pm

      if they were, then wouldn't need to give blowjobs to get good grades

    • Submitted by afineguy on Sep 16, 10 at 8:07pm

      I think I might love you for that

    • Submitted by abbyattrocity on Sep 19, 10 at 5:38pm

      xD oh wow that made my day.

  • Submitted by kyree on Sep 16, 10 at 11:11am

    That, for some odd reason, is my sexual fantasy. Then he'd have to bend me over the desk and screw me, but it starts out with a bj. :]

    • Submitted by Chiefmarquis on Sep 21, 10 at 11:27pm

      lets try this again. I happen to have a desk, just saying

  • Submitted by Santino on Sep 16, 10 at 11:34am

    Young teacher, the subject, of school girl fantasy

    • Submitted by littledoc on Sep 16, 10 at 1:54pm

      With all the charms of a woman, you've kept the secret of your youth?

    • Submitted by crashessuck on Sep 16, 10 at 11:13pm

      She wants him so badly\nKnows what she wants to be

    • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 16, 10 at 11:56pm

      This girl is half his age / Don’t stand, Don’t stand so close to me.

      • Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 19, 10 at 3:41pm

        Just like the old man in the book by Nabokov

    • Submitted by Chiefmarquis on Sep 21, 10 at 11:22pm

      I happen to have a desk, just saying

  • Submitted by fatalcharm on Sep 16, 10 at 12:37pm

    Put the report card and on table..then whip ur dick out next it and's your chance to make a high GPA, balls In your court...or mouth.

  • Submitted by sorryboutcha11 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:44am

    Putting it on TFLN and being the only main university in new orleans... Should have added the class and you would have been all set!

    • Submitted by tkelly647 on Sep 16, 10 at 5:42pm

      cant believe how horrible this is but.... who says its the university?

      • Submitted by StoneFemme on Sep 18, 10 at 3:23am

        You've got a very good point there.

    • Submitted by entperson on Sep 26, 10 at 11:13pm

      So...are you talking about UNO, Loyola, or Tulane...or maybe Delgado or LSUHSC

      • Submitted by turtelle on Feb 15, 11 at 11:00pm

        ... people can have a 504 area code and go to school outside of new orleans. i do.

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 17, 10 at 7:08am

    "Who has a sex drive and controls your grades? This guy."

  • Submitted by dualtwinkies on Sep 16, 10 at 10:51am

    The b j=a thing is pretty clever! I'd give it a shot!

    • Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 17, 10 at 7:05am

      It'd most likely be a shot in your eye

  • Submitted by blite on Sep 16, 10 at 11:10am

    Well... If ur the student teacher who stole the keg earlier this week... Im pretty sure ur gonna give em an A anyway... ;)))

  • Submitted by bocobtch on Sep 16, 10 at 12:47pm

    Wish I had professors like this.

  • Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 16, 10 at 11:12am should provide you with some helpful answers

  • Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Sep 16, 10 at 2:51pm

    When in doubt whip it out lol

  • Submitted by sillygoosicles on Sep 16, 10 at 7:58pm

    What worked for my prof was to tell us that "office hours are available to discuss extra credit opportunities, but they must be scheduled so as to avoid time conflicts."

  • Submitted by JayRock on Sep 16, 10 at 1:46pm

    I believe the correct equation would be: 2 X (BJ) = A

  • Submitted by THEFUCKINGPIRATE on Sep 16, 10 at 10:37pm

    you say blow me and i will give you an A

  • Submitted by ThatOneFatChick on Sep 16, 10 at 7:26pm

    Personally, I say go ahead and give her a bad grade, then write the old classic "Come see me in my office after class to discuss your grade" line... Works every time. Or at least it should, because that's hot.

    • Submitted by ontherocks on Sep 17, 10 at 12:04am

      "The student goes into the teacher's office after class, they discuss that she/he needs a better grade and they agree to meet after school at the teacher's house. the clearly states before leaving, -i'd wore some comfortable clothe if i was you-. The next day the student arrives at the teacher's house, wearing only the basics and looking rather sexy. Surprised, but not judging the professor tells him/her to star cleaning his house" True Story.

  • Submitted by CrazyLC04 on Sep 21, 10 at 10:32pm

    I still am holding out for a teacher like you! HOT!!!

  • Submitted by Phys on Sep 16, 10 at 11:19am

    Tell them they get extra credit for giving you head and 1 point on their final grade for every point they get on the old 1-10 scale of looks

    • Submitted by freckleface on Sep 16, 10 at 12:42pm

      Sounds like you've really worked out a system... I'm impressed

  • Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Sep 16, 10 at 12:11pm

    just tell them! i know some teachers I wouldda got it in with for nothing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Sep 17, 10 at 12:16am

    my mind is tellin' me no, but my body is tellin' me yes!

  • Submitted by blancolex300 on Sep 16, 10 at 6:33pm

    Let's just hope it's not an elementary or middle school teacher.....

  • Submitted by misty96 on Sep 16, 10 at 2:45pm

    This is great haha

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 19, 10 at 3:44pm

    If they've got a crush, just hit on them so they think it's mutual, get the BJ, and raise the grade. They'll learn to keep blowing you for better grades.

  • Submitted by iambatman on Sep 16, 10 at 5:30pm

    Borrow their crayons.

  • Submitted by lafromla1 on Sep 16, 10 at 2:40pm

    Kyree makes me want to get my teaching degree.

  • Submitted by NataSept on Sep 17, 10 at 11:27pm

    uhh only if it's a really hot teacher. :P

  • Submitted by samantha_jayne13 on Sep 28, 10 at 10:38pm

    Will you be my teacher lol please

  • Submitted by reptile on Sep 18, 10 at 1:57am

    This made my whole day.

  • Submitted by ssgtpuentes_wife on Sep 17, 10 at 3:38pm

    God I wish my professors would have let me do this for A's

  • Submitted by manduhluv on Sep 16, 10 at 11:11am

    Lol chill guy... He could be a college prof. For all we know... My psych teacher is the same age as me 24.. I for one thought this was funny.. And the b j=a was hilarious

  • Submitted by kewlkid on Sep 16, 10 at 11:04am

    Judging by the text 10:54, she would probably enjoy the whipping, no?

  • Submitted by amandalee137 on Sep 16, 10 at 11:55pm

    Man I wish you were my teacher... But I don't really need the A.

  • Submitted by blistris on Sep 16, 10 at 1:10pm

    I agree. I love the fact ur in the 504!!!! Represent that Nola lmao. You shouldn't have to ask down here. It should just be known already

  • Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Sep 16, 10 at 12:13pm

    1054 us really goin crazy?! I think that would b so sexy!

  • Submitted by Doctor_No_Shame on Oct 28, 10 at 6:16am


  • Submitted by ejb1990 on Sep 26, 10 at 10:31am

    text this --> sixseveneight 877 fivezero8two

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 10 at 3:16am

    Hopefully this is a college prof

  • Submitted by squibkick on Sep 16, 10 at 7:17pm

    Tell them you are opening up an awesome new class called "blowjobgraphy" - a 3 credit class offered only on Friday nights. Class site TBD.

  • Submitted by Gibby555 on Nov 29, 10 at 8:29pm

    I wish my teacher was like this. =P

  • Submitted by kleigh426 on Sep 17, 10 at 1:14am

    Hmmmm makes me wonder if it's the baptist seminary down there...

  • Submitted by anconley on Sep 17, 10 at 3:19pm

    Man, I wish I could meet this teacher!

  • Submitted by ingebeastly on Sep 16, 10 at 3:04pm

    you say, "Yes I had sexual relations with that 16 year old" and then you get ass raped by a large inmate in prison

  • Submitted by katelyncorum on Sep 16, 10 at 8:50pm

    Hit me up

  • Submitted by 1082.41 on Sep 16, 10 at 11:10am

    She? Clearly a he.

  • Submitted by Darth_Taco on Sep 17, 10 at 12:27am

    I'm gonna hope you're a university professor. Where, do you teach, what do you teach, how hot are you, and does this offer apply to men too?

  • Submitted by xxherpesxx on Sep 19, 10 at 6:58pm


  • Submitted by slutlife on Sep 16, 10 at 9:21pm

    Fuck yeah wish I had you class :(

  • Submitted by shelbyelizabeth on Sep 16, 10 at 9:15pm

    I love it

  • Submitted by Robozx on Apr 27, 11 at 9:53pm

    Sounds familiar!!!!!!

  • Submitted by hellahottie on Oct 6, 10 at 7:07pm

    If only it was always that easy

  • Submitted by akdovvy on Sep 24, 10 at 6:08pm

    god i wish my history teacher had this attitude. i always pulled my shirt down a little before class and such, but it never works... you want to transfer to my school?

  • Submitted by yeahokay on Sep 19, 10 at 2:51pm

    "Irish-rose" is my life

  • Submitted by hesda14me on Mar 4, 11 at 2:45pm

    More than likely not dcc

  • Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:45am


  • Submitted by Beachbum111 on Sep 16, 12 at 1:13pm

    Oh yes!!!

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  • Submitted by melissawb2012 on Sep 18, 10 at 11:48am

    Haha, that's Just amazing, I'd love to have u as a teacher.

  • Submitted by piebald on Sep 21, 10 at 11:17am

    Die in a fire.

  • Submitted by jrm261 on Sep 17, 10 at 10:18am

    I hope he's an elementary school teacher!

  • Submitted by SkinnerOne on Sep 16, 10 at 11:15am

    How about you tattoo "Shitheel" across your forehead before some irate father does it for you?

  • Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Sep 16, 10 at 10:54am

    Freaking sick perv. Using a position of authority for sex favors is just evil. It's a betrayal of trust. And while these other assholes think it's funny, you should be fired and whipped in public square.

    • Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 16, 10 at 1:58pm

      douche jus wants to watch you get spanked

    • Submitted by thisisimportant on Sep 16, 10 at 4:50pm

      I'm pretty sure this was a snide remark to a friend and in no way is a real intention, so you can put it back in your pants.