how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Write it as a math problem on the board: B + J = A. Also, hope that they are smart enough to figure it out.
if they were, then wouldn't need to give blowjobs to get good grades
I think I might love you for that
xD oh wow that made my day.
That, for some odd reason, is my sexual fantasy. Then he'd have to bend me over the desk and screw me, but it starts out with a bj. :]
lets try this again. I happen to have a desk, just saying
Young teacher, the subject, of school girl fantasy
With all the charms of a woman, you've kept the secret of your youth?
She wants him so badly\nKnows what she wants to be
This girl is half his age / Don’t stand, Don’t stand so close to me.
Just like the old man in the book by Nabokov
I happen to have a desk, just saying
fuck wrong one
Put the report card and on table..then whip ur dick out next it and say...here's your chance to make a high GPA, balls In your court...or mouth.
Putting it on TFLN and being the only main university in new orleans... Should have added the class and you would have been all set!
cant believe how horrible this is but.... who says its the university?
You've got a very good point there.
So...are you talking about UNO, Loyola, or Tulane...or maybe Delgado or LSUHSC
... people can have a 504 area code and go to school outside of new orleans. i do.
"Who has a sex drive and controls your grades? This guy."
The b j=a thing is pretty clever! I'd give it a shot!
It'd most likely be a shot in your eye
Well... If ur the student teacher who stole the keg earlier this week... Im pretty sure ur gonna give em an A anyway... ;)))
NaughtAmerica.com should provide you with some helpful answers
Wish I had professors like this.
What worked for my prof was to tell us that "office hours are available to discuss extra credit opportunities, but they must be scheduled so as to avoid time conflicts."
When in doubt whip it out lol
I believe the correct equation would be: 2 X (BJ) = A
my mind is tellin' me no, but my body is tellin' me yes!
you say blow me and i will give you an A
Personally, I say go ahead and give her a bad grade, then write the old classic "Come see me in my office after class to discuss your grade" line... Works every time. Or at least it should, because that's hot.
"The student goes into the teacher's office after class, they discuss that she/he needs a better grade and they agree to meet after school at the teacher's house. the clearly states before leaving, -i'd wore some comfortable clothe if i was you-. The next day the student arrives at the teacher's house, wearing only the basics and looking rather sexy. Surprised, but not judging the professor tells him/her to star cleaning his house" True Story.
Tell them they get extra credit for giving you head and 1 point on their final grade for every point they get on the old 1-10 scale of looks
Sounds like you've really worked out a system... I'm impressed
I still am holding out for a teacher like you! HOT!!!
just tell them! i know some teachers I wouldda got it in with for nothing!
Let's just hope it's not an elementary or middle school teacher.....
Borrow their crayons.
This is great haha
Will you be my teacher lol please
Kyree makes me want to get my teaching degree.
If they've got a crush, just hit on them so they think it's mutual, get the BJ, and raise the grade. They'll learn to keep blowing you for better grades.
This made my whole day.
Judging by the text 10:54, she would probably enjoy the whipping, no?
uhh only if it's a really hot teacher. :P
Lol chill guy... He could be a college prof. For all we know... My psych teacher is the same age as me 24.. I for one thought this was funny.. And the b j=a was hilarious
God I wish my professors would have let me do this for A's
Man I wish you were my teacher... But I don't really need the A.
I agree. I love the fact ur in the 504!!!! Represent that Nola lmao. You shouldn't have to ask down here. It should just be known already
Hmmmm makes me wonder if it's the baptist seminary down there...
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1054 us really goin crazy?! I think that would b so sexy!
Hopefully this is a college prof
I wish my teacher was like this. =P
She? Clearly a he.
Tell them you are opening up an awesome new class called "blowjobgraphy" - a 3 credit class offered only on Friday nights. Class site TBD.
Man, I wish I could meet this teacher!
you say, "Yes I had sexual relations with that 16 year old" and then you get ass raped by a large inmate in prison
Hit me up
I'm gonna hope you're a university professor. Where, do you teach, what do you teach, how hot are you, and does this offer apply to men too?
BEST TEACHER EVER !
Fuck yeah wish I had you class :(
I love it
If only it was always that easy
"Irish-rose" is my life
god i wish my history teacher had this attitude. i always pulled my shirt down a little before class and such, but it never works... you want to transfer to my school?
Die in a fire.
More than likely not dcc
Haha, that's Just amazing, I'd love to have u as a teacher.
I hope he's an elementary school teacher!
How about you tattoo "Shitheel" across your forehead before some irate father does it for you?
Freaking sick perv. Using a position of authority for sex favors is just evil. It's a betrayal of trust. And while these other assholes think it's funny, you should be fired and whipped in public square.
douche jus wants to watch you get spanked
I'm pretty sure this was a snide remark to a friend and in no way is a real intention, so you can put it back in your pants.