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  • Write it as a math problem on the board: B + J = A. Also, hope that they are smart enough to figure it out.

    Submitted by schlock on Sep 16, 10 at 10:36am
  • That, for some odd reason, is my sexual fantasy. Then he'd have to bend me over the desk and screw me, but it starts out with a bj. :]

    Submitted by kyree on Sep 16, 10 at 11:11am
  • Young teacher, the subject, of school girl fantasy

    Submitted by Santino on Sep 16, 10 at 11:34am
  • Put the report card and on table..then whip ur dick out next it and say...here's your chance to make a high GPA, balls In your court...or mouth.

    Submitted by fatalcharm on Sep 16, 10 at 12:37pm
  • Putting it on TFLN and being the only main university in new orleans... Should have added the class and you would have been all set!

    Submitted by sorryboutcha11 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:44am
    • cant believe how horrible this is but.... who says its the university?

      Submitted by tkelly647 on Sep 16, 10 at 5:42pm
    • So...are you talking about UNO, Loyola, or Tulane...or maybe Delgado or LSUHSC

      Submitted by entperson on Sep 26, 10 at 11:13pm
      • ... people can have a 504 area code and go to school outside of new orleans. i do.

        Submitted by turtelle on Feb 15, 11 at 11:00pm
  • "Who has a sex drive and controls your grades? This guy."

    Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 17, 10 at 7:08am
  • The b j=a thing is pretty clever! I'd give it a shot!

    Submitted by dualtwinkies on Sep 16, 10 at 10:51am
  • Well... If ur the student teacher who stole the keg earlier this week... Im pretty sure ur gonna give em an A anyway... ;)))

    Submitted by blite on Sep 16, 10 at 11:10am
  • NaughtAmerica.com should provide you with some helpful answers

    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 16, 10 at 11:12am
  • Wish I had professors like this.

    Submitted by bocobtch on Sep 16, 10 at 12:47pm
  • When in doubt whip it out lol

    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Sep 16, 10 at 2:51pm
  • What worked for my prof was to tell us that "office hours are available to discuss extra credit opportunities, but they must be scheduled so as to avoid time conflicts."

    Submitted by sillygoosicles on Sep 16, 10 at 7:58pm
  • I believe the correct equation would be: 2 X (BJ) = A

    Submitted by JayRock on Sep 16, 10 at 1:46pm
  • you say blow me and i will give you an A

    Submitted by THEFUCKINGPIRATE on Sep 16, 10 at 10:37pm
  • Personally, I say go ahead and give her a bad grade, then write the old classic "Come see me in my office after class to discuss your grade" line... Works every time. Or at least it should, because that's hot.

    Submitted by ThatOneFatChick on Sep 16, 10 at 7:26pm
    • "The student goes into the teacher's office after class, they discuss that she/he needs a better grade and they agree to meet after school at the teacher's house. the clearly states before leaving, -i'd wore some comfortable clothe if i was you-. The next day the student arrives at the teacher's house, wearing only the basics and looking rather sexy. Surprised, but not judging the professor tells him/her to star cleaning his house" True Story.

      Submitted by ontherocks on Sep 17, 10 at 12:04am
  • I still am holding out for a teacher like you! HOT!!!

    Submitted by CrazyLC04 on Sep 21, 10 at 10:32pm
  • Tell them they get extra credit for giving you head and 1 point on their final grade for every point they get on the old 1-10 scale of looks

    Submitted by Phys on Sep 16, 10 at 11:19am
  • my mind is tellin' me no, but my body is tellin' me yes!

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Sep 17, 10 at 12:16am
  • just tell them! i know some teachers I wouldda got it in with for nothing!

    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Sep 16, 10 at 12:11pm
  • Let's just hope it's not an elementary or middle school teacher.....

    Submitted by blancolex300 on Sep 16, 10 at 6:33pm
  • This is great haha

    Submitted by misty96 on Sep 16, 10 at 2:45pm
  • If they've got a crush, just hit on them so they think it's mutual, get the BJ, and raise the grade. They'll learn to keep blowing you for better grades.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 19, 10 at 3:44pm
  • Borrow their crayons.

    Submitted by iambatman on Sep 16, 10 at 5:30pm
  • Kyree makes me want to get my teaching degree.

    Submitted by lafromla1 on Sep 16, 10 at 2:40pm
  • Will you be my teacher lol please

    Submitted by samantha_jayne13 on Sep 28, 10 at 10:38pm
  • uhh only if it's a really hot teacher. :P

    Submitted by NataSept on Sep 17, 10 at 11:27pm
  • This made my whole day.

    Submitted by reptile on Sep 18, 10 at 1:57am
  • God I wish my professors would have let me do this for A's

    Submitted by ssgtpuentes_wife on Sep 17, 10 at 3:38pm
  • Man I wish you were my teacher... But I don't really need the A.

    Submitted by amandalee137 on Sep 16, 10 at 11:55pm
  • Lol chill guy... He could be a college prof. For all we know... My psych teacher is the same age as me 24.. I for one thought this was funny.. And the b j=a was hilarious

    Submitted by manduhluv on Sep 16, 10 at 11:11am
  • Judging by the text 10:54, she would probably enjoy the whipping, no?

    Submitted by kewlkid on Sep 16, 10 at 11:04am
  • I agree. I love the fact ur in the 504!!!! Represent that Nola lmao. You shouldn't have to ask down here. It should just be known already

    Submitted by blistris on Sep 16, 10 at 1:10pm
  • 1054 us really goin crazy?! I think that would b so sexy!

    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Sep 16, 10 at 12:13pm
  • text this --> sixseveneight 877 fivezero8two

    Submitted by ejb1990 on Sep 26, 10 at 10:31am
  • subtly

    Submitted by Doctor_No_Shame on Oct 28, 10 at 6:16am
  • Hopefully this is a college prof

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 10 at 3:16am
  • Tell them you are opening up an awesome new class called "blowjobgraphy" - a 3 credit class offered only on Friday nights. Class site TBD.

    Submitted by squibkick on Sep 16, 10 at 7:17pm
  • I wish my teacher was like this. =P

    Submitted by Gibby555 on Nov 29, 10 at 8:29pm
  • Hmmmm makes me wonder if it's the baptist seminary down there...

    Submitted by kleigh426 on Sep 17, 10 at 1:14am
  • Man, I wish I could meet this teacher!

    Submitted by anconley on Sep 17, 10 at 3:19pm
  • you say, "Yes I had sexual relations with that 16 year old" and then you get ass raped by a large inmate in prison

    Submitted by ingebeastly on Sep 16, 10 at 3:04pm
  • Hit me up

    Submitted by katelyncorum on Sep 16, 10 at 8:50pm
  • She? Clearly a he.

    Submitted by 1082.41 on Sep 16, 10 at 11:10am
  • I'm gonna hope you're a university professor. Where, do you teach, what do you teach, how hot are you, and does this offer apply to men too?

    Submitted by Darth_Taco on Sep 17, 10 at 12:27am
  • BEST TEACHER EVER !

    Submitted by xxherpesxx on Sep 19, 10 at 6:58pm
  • Fuck yeah wish I had you class :(

    Submitted by slutlife on Sep 16, 10 at 9:21pm
  • I love it

    Submitted by shelbyelizabeth on Sep 16, 10 at 9:15pm
  • Sounds familiar!!!!!!

    Submitted by Robozx on Apr 27, 11 at 9:53pm
  • god i wish my history teacher had this attitude. i always pulled my shirt down a little before class and such, but it never works... you want to transfer to my school?

    Submitted by akdovvy on Sep 24, 10 at 6:08pm
  • If only it was always that easy

    Submitted by hellahottie on Oct 6, 10 at 7:07pm
  • "Irish-rose" is my life

    Submitted by yeahokay on Sep 19, 10 at 2:51pm
  • More than likely not dcc

    Submitted by hesda14me on Mar 4, 11 at 2:45pm
  • 👍👌

    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:45am
  • Oh yes!!!

    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Sep 16, 12 at 1:13pm
  • AWESOME!!!!!!

    Submitted by Piixiedust on Jul 8, 12 at 7:30pm
  • Die in a fire.

    Submitted by piebald on Sep 21, 10 at 11:17am
  • Haha, that's Just amazing, I'd love to have u as a teacher.

    Submitted by melissawb2012 on Sep 18, 10 at 11:48am
  • I hope he's an elementary school teacher!

    Submitted by jrm261 on Sep 17, 10 at 10:18am
  • How about you tattoo "Shitheel" across your forehead before some irate father does it for you?

    Submitted by SkinnerOne on Sep 16, 10 at 11:15am
  • Freaking sick perv. Using a position of authority for sex favors is just evil. It's a betrayal of trust. And while these other assholes think it's funny, you should be fired and whipped in public square.

    Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Sep 16, 10 at 10:54am