Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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Atleast he wasn't Superman, faster than the speed of light...
Most romantic thing ever heard
Holy hymen buster, Batman!!
I'm actually really jealous
"Homosexual watering hole"? Wtf are you even talking about? Also, to the poster, that is awesome.
The batwing is only 2 kicks. you have to get them with the goat for 5 kicks. and remember, you gotta call them a f@g.
Did he show you the batwing? It's 5 kicks if you looked
just another saturday night at the local watering hole of the homosexuals. romantic story though.
Everyone knows Kim K is no virgin.
That is not the watering hole I'm going to. The one I was at had me dressed as a whore not Catwoman, or Batman. I think you are going to the wrong homosexual watering hole Polacke.
Probably gonna do the same thing
This is a truly awesome story. Good for you, OP!
That abstinence thing DOES work.
This smells like bullshit.