I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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Only appropriate if you did it in their cash register.
Hope this person is in law school.
On the floor? Or did you flush your mess unlike bp
You are my hero!!! Boycott bp
Everyone poop on the floor of your local bp tomorrow
Going eye for an eye there
Shouldve shat on the counter
That's really not affecting anyone but the employees who had nothing to do with it. Take a shit in one of big wig's house who caused it and then ID be impressed. ;)
somebody already shit in the white house, beat ya to it
he's going places.
Sad thing is that shit will probably get dumped in the ocean eventually, too
Only appropriate if you gave them an upper decker.
What's going on is so fucking terrible, I'm glad some of you americans realize how considerable the problem is. I'm not sure taking a shit in a Bp station will do anything, but at least it's pretty creative! ;)
It's off OUR coast, of course we realize how considerable the problem with BRITISH Petroleum's oil leak is.
"some of you Americans"? Get off your high horse, douche.
Ok calm down, i take off the american. I didn't mean to sound like a bitch
you still do, just less so now. That is still one high fucking horse.
Thats horseshit. They are conpletely liable for damages because they own the rig. It's their responsibility to make sure everything runs correctly.
Haha that's pretty good, but you couldve gotten them better... Like shit in the back of the toliet so everytime they flush it shitty water comes out.
My friend suggested they plug the oil leak with BP execs, that really is a perfect solution.
Fuck you Jontastic
They also knew there was no way to stop or prevent a leak like this at 5,000 feet below the surface....that's bad.
hell yeah dude.
"Maintenance to aisle three with the box..."
It's not BP's fault. All they do is process oil, they were not in charge of designing the rig or responsible for the failure of the measures meant to prevent the leaks. Hippies need to cool off. This won't end the world or kill all sea life. Relax, it'll get cleared up.
only on the Internet can I find so many stupid fucks in one comment thread.
Nothing could survive in there anyways, fucking mexicans
I'd like to shit in the Whitehouse! That'd be great aigh?
Your morally right, but you sound like a whiney hippie, so you FAIL.
Learn the difference between the words you're and your, and then resume posting your small dick comments.
Very clever! Good job.
THIS IS THE WRONG WEBSITE FOR THIS STATEMENT. Seriously, go somewhere else for an intelligent debate
now thats the true spirit of tfln
Fuck you. The ocean natually produces oil is not a big deal at all. How bout we worry about all the drowning victims in Nashville.
BP is a privately owned franchise. They have nothing to do with the oil spill....
Seriously? They're a privately owned franchise that spilled millions of gallons of oil into the ocean, they have everything to do with it.
BP actually didn't have anything to do with the blowout, that would Haliburton, BP is just paying for everything because the knew the media would fall onto them since they hired Haliburton to cement the well.
I'm sorry..Meant to say SOME BP Stations, not all.