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  • Submitted by JackBerton on May 21, 10 at 9:45am

    Only appropriate if you did it in their cash register.

  • Submitted by hooah33 on May 21, 10 at 9:49am

    On the floor? Or did you flush your mess unlike bp

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    Submitted by itstotheleft on May 21, 10 at 9:37am

    Hope this person is in law school.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 10 at 2:56pm

    You are my hero!!! Boycott bp Everyone poop on the floor of your local bp tomorrow

  • 92 69
    Submitted by MrSubarashi on May 21, 10 at 9:34am

    Going eye for an eye there

  • 88 78
    Submitted by CherryPoppa on May 21, 10 at 11:18am

    Sad thing is that shit will probably get dumped in the ocean eventually, too

  • 75 55
    Submitted by 57skinny on May 21, 10 at 6:29pm

    Only appropriate if you gave them an upper decker.

  • 85 77
    Submitted by knelly on May 22, 10 at 6:03am

    That's really not affecting anyone but the employees who had nothing to do with it. Take a shit in one of big wig's house who caused it and then ID be impressed. ;)

  • 86 79
    Submitted by strawbbsy on May 21, 10 at 9:33am

    he's going places.

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    Submitted by jennnnnnn on May 21, 10 at 12:48pm

    Shouldve shat on the counter

  • 73 70
    Submitted by hotlanta on May 21, 10 at 11:40pm

    My friend suggested they plug the oil leak with BP execs, that really is a perfect solution.

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 10 at 9:23am

    Thats horseshit. They are conpletely liable for damages because they own the rig. It's their responsibility to make sure everything runs correctly.

  • 64 59
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 21, 10 at 10:56am

    "Maintenance to aisle three with the box..."

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    Submitted by blondebabe90 on May 21, 10 at 12:28pm

    Haha that's pretty good, but you couldve gotten them better... Like shit in the back of the toliet so everytime they flush it shitty water comes out.

  • 70 76
    Submitted by LetUsTry on May 22, 10 at 3:41am

    It's not BP's fault. All they do is process oil, they were not in charge of designing the rig or responsible for the failure of the measures meant to prevent the leaks. Hippies need to cool off. This won't end the world or kill all sea life. Relax, it'll get cleared up.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by skeezer on May 22, 10 at 9:46am

    They also knew there was no way to stop or prevent a leak like this at 5,000 feet below the surface....that's bad.

  • 63 67
    Submitted by A11th15 on May 21, 10 at 7:34pm

    Fuck you Jontastic

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Jontastic on May 21, 10 at 3:34pm

    Nothing could survive in there anyways, fucking mexicans

  • 54 55
    Submitted by sal1160 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:15pm

    somebody already shit in the white house, beat ya to it

  • 71 90
    Submitted by gutsout on May 21, 10 at 10:59am

    What's going on is so fucking terrible, I'm glad some of you americans realize how considerable the problem is. I'm not sure taking a shit in a Bp station will do anything, but at least it's pretty creative! ;)

    • 64 76
      Submitted by jonathan171 on May 21, 10 at 11:57am

      It's off OUR coast, of course we realize how considerable the problem with BRITISH Petroleum's oil leak is.

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      Submitted by leahhhhh on May 21, 10 at 1:20pm

      "some of you Americans"? Get off your high horse, douche.

      • 57 57
        Submitted by gutsout on May 21, 10 at 1:57pm

        Ok calm down, i take off the american. I didn't mean to sound like a bitch

        • 55 50
          Submitted by yumworthy on May 21, 10 at 11:56pm

          you still do, just less so now. That is still one high fucking horse.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 10 at 10:05am

    Roll tide!

  • 56 64
    Submitted by bustedXLR8R on May 22, 10 at 6:15pm

    @jackbenton \nWIN

  • 54 60
    Submitted by lollygaga on May 22, 10 at 2:07am

    Greedy Brits!

  • 47 48
    Submitted by philelias on Jul 23, 10 at 2:38am

    only on the Internet can I find so many stupid fucks in one comment thread.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by hellotimeline on Jun 22, 10 at 12:20am

    hell yeah dude.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by someone4gotme on May 26, 10 at 1:00am

    Roll Tide!

  • 48 60
    Submitted by idontlikeya34 on May 21, 10 at 3:26pm

    Classic!

  • 43 51
    Submitted by caitieliz on Jun 4, 11 at 2:22am

    Roll Tide!

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on May 21, 10 at 1:31pm

    Your morally right, but you sound like a whiney hippie, so you FAIL.

    • 49 51
      Submitted by normalgirls on May 21, 10 at 3:31pm

      Learn the difference between the words you're and your, and then resume posting your small dick comments.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 9:22pm

    I'd like to shit in the Whitehouse! That'd be great aigh?

  • 37 47
    Submitted by keithstone on Jun 28, 10 at 11:48pm

    Smooooooth.

  • Submitted by dorothymantooth on May 21, 10 at 11:17am

    THIS IS THE WRONG WEBSITE FOR THIS STATEMENT. Seriously, go somewhere else for an intelligent debate

    • 53 47
      Submitted by bigman on May 21, 10 at 2:35pm

      now thats the true spirit of tfln

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    Submitted by drippy_eye on May 23, 10 at 2:30am

    Very clever! Good job.

  • Submitted by pendez on May 21, 10 at 1:25pm

    Fuck you. The ocean natually produces oil is not a big deal at all. How bout we worry about all the drowning victims in Nashville.

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    Submitted by savannahhh on May 21, 10 at 11:10am

    I'm sorry..Meant to say SOME BP Stations, not all.

  • Submitted by savannahhh on May 21, 10 at 11:08am

    BP is a privately owned franchise. They have nothing to do with the oil spill....

    • 57 53
      Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on May 21, 10 at 11:16am

      Seriously? They're a privately owned franchise that spilled millions of gallons of oil into the ocean, they have everything to do with it.

      • 62 52
        Submitted by csjdole on May 21, 10 at 5:45pm

        BP actually didn't have anything to do with the blowout, that would Haliburton, BP is just paying for everything because the knew the media would fall onto them since they hired Haliburton to cement the well.