I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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Did you kill your father first, Oedipus?
The OP was the daughter. Girl on Woman lovin' for the WIN!\n\nAnd breakfast is THE most important meal of the day.
Ummm, it's gonna be an awkward life I think.
At least awkward eye contact won't be a problem once you gouge your eyes out...
The fact that this is lower down than the top one proves that people have not actually read Oedipus.
Or possibly that it was funnier the first time..
no, this one is definitely funnier
ive never done this before because i give people benefit of the doubt, but honestly thats just made up. there's no possible way that happens. you AND your mom would have to be on lsd to even have a chance of that happening
ecstasy would be a much better bet . . .
Seriously. Who uses LSD as a sex drug?
Yeah, its a bad idea; you can literally feel everything moving inside of you...
Let's hope this was a step-mother of the trophy-bride variety.
for some reason, my first thought was that a girl posted this..
Me too! lol
me three. for some reason it's less forgivable if a girl did it.
I think you mean less guilty.
Ohhh, I bet his sister is gonna be pissed!
I guess Freud was right about something
Ok besides the fact this is beyond messed up is anyone else bothered that 200+ ppl rated this good? Wtf???
...because it's hilarious? In the awful way, of course, but still.
it is texas after all....
Nobody in their right mind would tell anyone about this if it were real. WTF, moderators?
And the award for worst night ever goes to.....
This is the first text that's ever actually made me gag
:( *whimper* p..please be fake, so disturbing
Oedipus complex right there
the few that actually liked this must be from the Arkansas
this is too much.
This is the only truly disturbing text I've ever read (even if it's fake what kind of weirdo would submit it)
Too wrong to be funny
I audibly gagged and woke my roommate up. Thanks for that.
Who the hell gets drunk enough to do that? And why were you drinking with your mom? And why would you even remember that if you were in fact that drunk? I think this deserves FML
I drink with my mom whenever I go home, as do my friends with their moms... I kind of assumed everyone did. I do not, conversely, make out with her, so there's that.
I once saw a mother and daughter make out at a bar. They're both strippers.
Get that Oedipus shit sorted out. Not cool.
That's sick, I hope that it was his step mom cause' no way in hell would that happen even if you're drunk.
the killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on..
Stepmom(?) I hope.
how does that even become an option? it's either fake or by the absolute dumbest human being in the history of time...
Gotta love the south
Freud was right I guess
I don't believe it. I mean really, how can you even be that drunk?
BadMitch fucked your mom and then she made him waffles, www.badmitch.com
who the fuck would vote this good?!
....like biological mom??
Freud was right I guess...
you're in Texas, not Kentucky c'mon man...
who let you move here from arkansas?
Not funny, just GROSS!
How the fuck does that happen!!?!??!?!??
Hope it was at least your hot step-mom. If not this has EPIC FAIL written all over it.
Incest is best, keep it in the family
This is gonna b on top worst nights soon
Ha ha ha ha ha...Texas
not enough therapy in the world
oh my god. vomit.
What the hell. Faaaake.
Seriously you're not weirdoes out that she kissed back?
Freud would be proud.
wow, im a greek, and i seriously hope you mean your GREEK mom man...
This has to be fake... But either way eww
Wow. Just..... Wow
..well thats a good way to get ungrounded.
im calling shenanigans on this... if your that drunk you dreamt you did... but you didn't... cause welll... you didn't fuckin do it all right!!!
Lindsay Lohan! Welcome to TFLN! And your mom!
Def some mother daughter action, regardless probably bullsht
Why would you even post this? real or fake youre pretty screwed up
210 is in Texas
I'm gunna be sick...
What I'm wondering is what was the mother doing? Obviously it wasn't one sided if it was a make out session
Fuck awkward, now u can whatever u want for the rest of your life! Haha!
How do you... What is this I don't even...
Thats fucking nasty bro.
Where is 210 I am stayin away from there and their incest
Was she hot? Cuz it's ok if she was a MILF
Lol EPIC!!!! *High five*
How does that even merit ANY thumbs up?!
Only in San Antonio, TX....
Why do people take time out of there day to make shit up on these sites!?! Tfln and twi have gone straight down the shitter
...cause they're bored?
This was written by a girl...
Trust me this isn't fake. My friend and his mom were so drunk she let him suck on her boobs and after says you didn't wanna fuck did you?
Um you were drunk.... She wasn't. I see a problem here.
Their obviously from Arkansas NOT Texas
this is too gross! please let it be fake!
If I could vote "this made me wanna vomit" I would.
W. T. F.
Not a chance that happened
In NO WAY is that ok.
LOL at anonsequitur
Or awesome breakfast?
OMG! How could anyone be THAT drunk?! I didn't know anyone could cross that line... wow.
i've seen this happen.... nd i almost cried.
That is the WORST thing i've ever heard
im disturbed... but whatever floats your boat...
How is this not the worst...?
NO. just NO.
For every one freaking out, this is an altered (mildly) line from the movie Year One, jack black said it.
What... the... FUCK?
that's gross dude. fuck the south.
A. its most likely fake, B. Fuck you I and those ignorant or slutty enough to fuck entire geographic regions
I I've never commented on a txt on TFLN before and I'v been reading these txts for a few years now. I just gotta say this reeks of attention seeking boredom. If not.. Your right it IS going to be an awkward breakfast. Especially when you dad finds out. That's assuming you had one that might have taught you proper morals and prevented this.
lmao just from seeing all the right-wing outrage, i can tell all responses are most likely american. just lol and move on
Gotta be fake
hopefully electra complex because with women its more believeable and acceptable
incest a game the whole family can play :D
Was yur mom drunk too? Cuz if she made out with you she must of liked it ha!
To that certain Hollywood actress who parties with her Mom... Welcome to TFLN!
my first thoughts?\nJon Moya.\nmy second thoughts?\nprobably not.\nmy third thoughts?\ni need another drink.
this is the most horrible thing i could ever read on here. this should have been posted on fml
U really are a sick person
You've got balls to text that to anyone... Period
Waited till nighttime to read all the tfln, and i had a feeling it would contain something grody. This is pretty freaking messed up, but if you really think this is too gross to be funny then I advise you to open your eyes and look at the atrocities being committed across the globe. Its a lot worse than this. If you really don't have the cajones to stomach this text, then I don't envy the complete ignorance you must live in. Just sayin....
Thumbs up, especially if she's a lil plump
and she let u wow
Make it less awkward by walking in naked and telling her how good she was last night
Life goes on, just hope she doesn't remember :P
If the texter was female it would be electra complex.
only if she had made out with her father; I'm pretty sure Electra wasn't a lesbian
Wait, was she drunk too?