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  • Submitted by AnonSequitur on Oct 11, 10 at 2:08pm

    Did you kill your father first, Oedipus?

    • Submitted by Led_Head on Oct 15, 10 at 6:41pm

      The OP was the daughter. Girl on Woman lovin' for the WIN!\n\nAnd breakfast is THE most important meal of the day.

  • Submitted by AnonSequitur on Oct 11, 10 at 2:36pm

    At least awkward eye contact won't be a problem once you gouge your eyes out...

    • Submitted by IDontWantOne on Oct 11, 10 at 10:01pm

      The fact that this is lower down than the top one proves that people have not actually read Oedipus.

      • Submitted by freckleface on Oct 11, 10 at 10:24pm

        Or possibly that it was funnier the first time..

  • Submitted by TheDudeJoe on Oct 11, 10 at 2:05pm

    Ummm, it's gonna be an awkward life I think.

  • Submitted by njr3 on Oct 11, 10 at 2:13pm

    ive never done this before because i give people benefit of the doubt, but honestly thats just made up. there's no possible way that happens. you AND your mom would have to be on lsd to even have a chance of that happening

    • Submitted by dose on Oct 15, 10 at 9:09pm

      ecstasy would be a much better bet . . .

      • Submitted by exosus on Aug 30, 11 at 8:08pm

        Seriously. Who uses LSD as a sex drug?

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          Submitted by Bloodrage on Aug 10, 13 at 10:30pm

          Yeah, its a bad idea; you can literally feel everything moving inside of you...

  • Submitted by iowawashington on Oct 11, 10 at 2:27pm

    Let's hope this was a step-mother of the trophy-bride variety.

  • Submitted by vballchickk17 on Oct 11, 10 at 3:45pm

    for some reason, my first thought was that a girl posted this..

    • Submitted by grammar_slut on Oct 12, 10 at 2:39pm

      Me too! lol

    • Submitted by j0dub on Oct 12, 10 at 10:28pm

      me three. for some reason it's less forgivable if a girl did it.

      • Submitted by Canguy on Oct 18, 10 at 6:43am

        I think you mean less guilty.

  • Submitted by Stuntman on Oct 11, 10 at 3:06pm

    Ohhh, I bet his sister is gonna be pissed!

  • Submitted by Phys on Oct 11, 10 at 3:27pm

    I guess Freud was right about something

  • Submitted by hawaiilove on Oct 11, 10 at 9:34pm

    Ok besides the fact this is beyond messed up is anyone else bothered that 200+ ppl rated this good? Wtf???

    • Submitted by tmoh on Feb 13, 11 at 3:33am

      ...because it's hilarious? In the awful way, of course, but still.

  • Submitted by s8whiskey on Oct 11, 10 at 2:39pm

    it is texas after all....

  • Submitted by archer79 on Oct 11, 10 at 3:30pm

    Nobody in their right mind would tell anyone about this if it were real. WTF, moderators?

  • Submitted by colan08 on Oct 11, 10 at 3:00pm


  • Submitted by WildEyeJoker on Oct 11, 10 at 2:04pm


  • Submitted by butterf1yy on Oct 11, 10 at 4:59pm

    And the award for worst night ever goes to.....

  • Submitted by brocky on Oct 11, 10 at 3:17pm

    This is the first text that's ever actually made me gag

  • Submitted by Brcka on Oct 11, 10 at 3:51pm

    :( *whimper* p..please be fake, so disturbing

  • Submitted by inyourpants on Oct 11, 10 at 4:50pm

    Oedipus complex right there

  • Submitted by maverick7410 on Oct 11, 10 at 8:26pm

    the few that actually liked this must be from the Arkansas

  • Submitted by GigaBoo on Oct 11, 10 at 2:24pm


  • Submitted by PerfectHaze on Oct 11, 10 at 6:04pm

    This is the only truly disturbing text I've ever read (even if it's fake what kind of weirdo would submit it)

  • Submitted by totox on Oct 11, 10 at 2:21pm

    this is too much.

  • Submitted by cjredsox on Oct 11, 10 at 6:01pm

    Too wrong to be funny

  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Oct 11, 10 at 10:07pm

    Who the hell gets drunk enough to do that? And why were you drinking with your mom? And why would you even remember that if you were in fact that drunk? I think this deserves FML

    • Submitted by exosus on Aug 30, 11 at 8:10pm

      I drink with my mom whenever I go home, as do my friends with their moms... I kind of assumed everyone did. I do not, conversely, make out with her, so there's that.

  • Submitted by Nasty on Oct 11, 10 at 4:35pm

    I audibly gagged and woke my roommate up. Thanks for that.

  • Submitted by whatdableep on Oct 11, 10 at 10:09pm

    I once saw a mother and daughter make out at a bar. They're both strippers.

  • Submitted by chrissylovin on Oct 11, 10 at 5:01pm

    That's sick, I hope that it was his step mom cause' no way in hell would that happen even if you're drunk.

  • Submitted by Jachard on Oct 11, 10 at 9:54pm

    Get that Oedipus shit sorted out. Not cool.

  • Submitted by rooster92 on Oct 12, 10 at 12:13am

    the killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on..

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 11, 10 at 2:08pm


  • Submitted by said8ED on Oct 11, 10 at 4:17pm

    Stepmom(?) I hope.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Oct 11, 10 at 10:00pm

    who the fuck would vote this good?!

  • Submitted by mmmboy_80085 on Oct 11, 10 at 3:39pm


  • Submitted by feelingravity on Oct 11, 10 at 8:15pm

    how does that even become an option? it's either fake or by the absolute dumbest human being in the history of time...

  • Submitted by teeenagedream on Oct 11, 10 at 3:03pm

    So wrong

  • Submitted by Vagmanec on Oct 14, 10 at 12:35pm

    I don't believe it. I mean really, how can you even be that drunk?

  • Submitted by garg411 on Oct 11, 10 at 6:09pm

    Gotta love the south

  • Submitted by Riku27 on Oct 12, 10 at 1:16pm

    Freud was right I guess

  • Submitted by Git2duhChoppa on Oct 12, 10 at 12:11am

    you're in Texas, not Kentucky c'mon man...

  • Submitted by Shepherd on Oct 11, 10 at 11:16pm

    who let you move here from arkansas?

  • Submitted by kstar1980 on Oct 11, 10 at 11:28pm


  • Submitted by MandaaaPants on Oct 13, 10 at 8:49pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha...Texas

  • Submitted by Riku27 on Oct 12, 10 at 1:15pm

    Freud was right I guess...

  • Submitted by mintyshake on Mar 20, 11 at 12:17pm

    Popping ex?

  • Submitted by blargmeansno on Oct 13, 10 at 3:11pm

    Incest is best, keep it in the family

  • Submitted by mdguy301 on Oct 12, 10 at 12:06am

    Hope it was at least your hot step-mom. If not this has EPIC FAIL written all over it.

  • Submitted by nmstew on Oct 11, 10 at 11:40pm

    Not funny, just GROSS!

  • Submitted by farkyfark on Oct 12, 10 at 8:23pm

    Retardedly fake.

  • Submitted by untrue on Oct 11, 10 at 7:22pm

    oh my god. vomit.

  • Submitted by bigwhiteguy91 on Oct 14, 10 at 1:43pm

    im calling shenanigans on this... if your that drunk you dreamt you did... but you didn't... cause welll... you didn't fuckin do it all right!!!

  • Submitted by fiteclub467 on Oct 11, 10 at 6:44pm

    wow, im a greek, and i seriously hope you mean your GREEK mom man...

  • Submitted by scanlan313 on Oct 11, 10 at 6:26pm

    This is gonna b on top worst nights soon

  • Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:07am

    BadMitch fucked your mom and then she made him waffles,

  • Submitted by axo06a on Oct 12, 10 at 7:59pm

    This has to be fake... But either way eww

  • Submitted by trueblue42 on Oct 21, 10 at 6:47am biological mom??

  • Submitted by drenz on Oct 15, 10 at 8:19pm


  • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Oct 12, 10 at 1:17pm

    Wow. Just..... Wow

  • Submitted by arandomvip on Jun 5, 11 at 1:40pm

    How the fuck does that happen!!?!??!?!??

  • Submitted by Bruhman87 on Oct 12, 10 at 3:14am

    Why would you even post this? real or fake youre pretty screwed up

  • Submitted by NaeDAF on Feb 9, 11 at 8:05pm


  • Submitted by jaylen on Oct 19, 10 at 7:09pm

    What the hell. Faaaake.

  • Submitted by bellabellissima on Oct 14, 10 at 9:05pm

    What I'm wondering is what was the mother doing? Obviously it wasn't one sided if it was a make out session

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 10 at 9:50am

    Def some mother daughter action, regardless probably bullsht

  • Submitted by shootz on Jun 9, 11 at 11:36pm

    not enough therapy in the world

  • Submitted by gatorman562 on Oct 15, 10 at 4:04am

    Where is 210 I am stayin away from there and their incest

  • Submitted by Canguy on Oct 18, 10 at 6:41am

    Lindsay Lohan! Welcome to TFLN! And your mom!

  • Submitted by sumowrestler on Dec 19, 10 at 12:04am


  • Submitted by kezza on Oct 13, 10 at 11:39pm

    Lol EPIC!!!! *High five*

  • Submitted by Hobbz95 on Oct 12, 10 at 10:37pm

    Was she hot? Cuz it's ok if she was a MILF

  • Submitted by everajade on Sep 16, 11 at 9:28am

    Trust me this isn't fake. My friend and his mom were so drunk she let him suck on her boobs and after says you didn't wanna fuck did you?

  • Submitted by badgebunnyhuny on May 9, 11 at 12:36pm

    Fuck awkward, now u can whatever u want for the rest of your life! Haha!

  • Submitted by woCcixelsyD on Oct 13, 10 at 10:38pm


  • Submitted by vampirebee on May 31, 11 at 11:50am

    I'm gunna be sick...

  • Submitted by skeezer on Oct 11, 10 at 8:30pm

    210 is in Texas

  • Submitted by SuperWhalespenis on Sep 16, 11 at 6:23pm

    Seriously you're not weirdoes out that she kissed back?

  • Submitted by murrd33 on Feb 19, 11 at 3:35am

    Thats fucking nasty bro.

  • Submitted by highestof5s on Jul 22, 11 at 4:28pm

    Um you were drunk.... She wasn't. I see a problem here.

  • Submitted by x4real on Oct 14, 10 at 5:30am

    How does that even merit ANY thumbs up?!

  • Submitted by hanley1732 on Oct 11, 10 at 7:48pm

    Why do people take time out of there day to make shit up on these sites!?! Tfln and twi have gone straight down the shitter

    • Submitted by j0dub on Oct 12, 10 at 10:29pm

      ...cause they're bored?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 10 at 6:07am

    i've seen this happen.... nd i almost cried.

  • Submitted by crusindude06 on Jul 17, 11 at 9:04am

    Only in San Antonio, TX....

  • Submitted by syber11 on Sep 29, 11 at 11:50pm

    How do you... What is this I don't even...

  • Submitted by osirisfrost on Oct 12, 10 at 11:59pm

    W. T. F.

  • Submitted by bmak on Oct 12, 10 at 9:35am

    Yer wtf

  • Submitted by Imbetterthany0u on Dec 28, 11 at 4:30am


  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 10 at 7:18pm

    LOLWUT nooooooooo

  • Submitted by Akstarlet on Apr 5, 11 at 5:51am

    OMG! How could anyone be THAT drunk?! I didn't know anyone could cross that line... wow.

  • Submitted by NataSept on Oct 14, 10 at 2:29am

    that's gross dude. fuck the south.

    • Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Aug 26, 11 at 1:38am

      A. its most likely fake, B. Fuck you I and those ignorant or slutty enough to fuck entire geographic regions

  • Submitted by jessicac9165 on Oct 13, 10 at 1:03am

    this is too gross! please let it be fake!

  • Submitted by lalalalalalala on Oct 12, 10 at 7:23am

    NO. just NO.

  • Submitted by Choopzilla on Dec 13, 10 at 4:54pm

    That is the WORST thing i've ever heard

  • Submitted by wonderfulone on Nov 15, 10 at 11:14pm

    If I could vote "this made me wanna vomit" I would.

  • Submitted by 20chucky10 on Aug 14, 11 at 1:47pm

    Freud would be proud.

  • Submitted by WhiskeyKid666 on Oct 12, 10 at 7:40am

    In NO WAY is that ok.

  • Submitted by gangstaaame on Oct 11, 10 at 4:08pm

    im disturbed... but whatever floats your boat...

  • Submitted by Squarewheel on Oct 29, 10 at 12:11pm

    For every one freaking out, this is an altered (mildly) line from the movie Year One, jack black said it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 10 at 9:48am

    Not a chance that happened

  • Submitted by In8 on Oct 12, 10 at 8:35am


  • Submitted by iamsloth on Oct 11, 10 at 7:57pm

    Or awesome breakfast?

  • Submitted by Shockker on Feb 13, 11 at 12:53am

    Was yur mom drunk too? Cuz if she made out with you she must of liked it ha!

  • Submitted by skeezer on Oct 11, 10 at 8:11pm

    This was written by a girl...

  • Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 9:34pm

    incest a game the whole family can play :D

  • Submitted by 122409 on Oct 12, 10 at 4:41am

    LOL at anonsequitur

  • Submitted by gmcrockstar on Jun 16, 11 at 10:38pm

    ..well thats a good way to get ungrounded.

  • Submitted by bluesky88 on Jun 12, 11 at 5:47pm

    Their obviously from Arkansas NOT Texas

  • Submitted by nick89nack on Oct 12, 10 at 4:22am

    That's nasty!

  • Submitted by cannabislecter on Apr 7, 12 at 8:21pm

    What... the... FUCK?

  • Submitted by Mikhail_Botvnik on Apr 6, 11 at 8:06pm

    Gotta be fake

  • Submitted by coppertones on Nov 23, 10 at 12:03am

    my first thoughts?\nJon Moya.\nmy second thoughts?\nprobably not.\nmy third thoughts?\ni need another drink.

  • Submitted by Aussiegal on Oct 18, 10 at 7:24am

    lmao just from seeing all the right-wing outrage, i can tell all responses are most likely american. just lol and move on

  • Submitted by steeldude on Oct 17, 10 at 12:29am

    hopefully electra complex because with women its more believeable and acceptable

  • Submitted by Canguy on Oct 18, 10 at 6:57am

    To that certain Hollywood actress who parties with her Mom... Welcome to TFLN!

  • Submitted by outkastedskater3 on Jul 25, 11 at 7:47pm

    How is this not the worst...?

  • Submitted by bandandamandan on Mar 4, 11 at 2:57am

    Make it less awkward by walking in naked and telling her how good she was last night

  • Submitted by TheTiffn8r on Oct 12, 10 at 9:53pm

    this is the most horrible thing i could ever read on here. this should have been posted on fml

  • Submitted by monkeylove28 on Jul 20, 11 at 5:47pm

    You've got balls to text that to anyone... Period

  • Submitted by imdown on Oct 13, 10 at 12:43am


  • Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 3, 11 at 4:41pm

    U really are a sick person

  • Submitted by Agdistis on Jan 5, 12 at 12:42pm

    I I've never commented on a txt on TFLN before and I'v been reading these txts for a few years now. I just gotta say this reeks of attention seeking boredom. If not.. Your right it IS going to be an awkward breakfast. Especially when you dad finds out. That's assuming you had one that might have taught you proper morals and prevented this.

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 12, 10 at 12:35am

    Waited till nighttime to read all the tfln, and i had a feeling it would contain something grody. This is pretty freaking messed up, but if you really think this is too gross to be funny then I advise you to open your eyes and look at the atrocities being committed across the globe. Its a lot worse than this. If you really don't have the cajones to stomach this text, then I don't envy the complete ignorance you must live in. Just sayin....

  • Submitted by yazee123 on May 28, 11 at 12:00am


  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 10 at 6:09pm

    Thumbs up, especially if she's a lil plump

  • Submitted by project on Oct 11, 10 at 9:05pm

    If the texter was female it would be electra complex.

    • Submitted by cheshcat on Oct 12, 10 at 1:28am

      only if she had made out with her father; I'm pretty sure Electra wasn't a lesbian

  • Submitted by bellagio on Jun 20, 11 at 4:31pm

    Wait, was she drunk too?

  • Submitted by gangster on Nov 4, 12 at 10:21pm

    and she let u wow

  • Submitted by Eclipse13 on Dec 31, 11 at 3:47am

    Life goes on, just hope she doesn't remember :P