I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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Watch out for the forest trolls, literally, figuratively, functionally and ... well ... if you post again we know you avoided death and permanent incarceration.
Were you also high? Verily?
In the dead of the night two helicopters shined searchlights down on us in the park. I shit.
Is there a k there? Probably.
No fucks shall be given this day.
That last sentence was unnecessary, we knew.
Crebian, from dunland! Hiiiidddeeee!!!
Still not king.
This is awesome...I'd go with this guy
i would too. i would too.
So jail is mordor?
This was the best night of my life. I was Gollum all along.