He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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you are gonna make a great employee someday. go getter, good decision maker, and cutting expenses. i'd definately hire you
and you had somewhat sober sex, so it was actually probably good and you remembered it in the morning, right? good job!
Way to streamline the process.
Heaven forbid a girl wants to have casual, fun sex with someone she has just met, just like a male! I had no idea we were still stuck in the fifties.
Please fuck off, website guy
It's always great to be up front and honest! Good girl!
Good job saving 7 dollars.
Sometimes smart girl gets u laid with low budget
It's like a Geico commercial, except instead of car insurance it's tequila.
More like she's so easy a caveman could do her...
See, it's the thought that counts
all women should follow your example!
Tacos r good. No exceptions.
right on. both of you get the goods and get to remember it.\n\ntwo thumbs up.
Story of my life
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Sounds like a WIN no matter how you look at it.. The guy saved money on the shots of tequila, got tacos and then laid
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It's a recession save money any way u can by all means!!! Lmmfao
Right when you said that he got both a hard on and he prob jizzed his pants!
Yeah, it's always nice to let a guy know that you're a cheap and easy slut before he wastes any money on you.
Thank you for this text I am on my way to taco bell right now :)
Classy of you to straight up admit to being easy (Is that an oxymoron or what?!). Guys appreciate that. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com
Soooo...now you'll be toilet SEAT hugging while you're shitting yourself too...great.
that's a girl you bring home to mom.
No joke I swear I just heard my friend tell me this story a few weeks ago... HUM
Tacos, eh? Way to go, big spender!