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  • 237 55
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 31, 10 at 3:47pm
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    you are gonna make a great employee someday. go getter, good decision maker, and cutting expenses. i'd definately hire you

  • 222 68
    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Aug 31, 10 at 3:15pm
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    and you had somewhat sober sex, so it was actually probably good and you remembered it in the morning, right? good job!

  • 110 55
    Submitted by dragonfir731 on Aug 31, 10 at 3:25pm
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    Mmmmmm tacos

  • 86 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 10 at 3:48pm
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    Please fuck off, website guy

  • 79 60
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 31, 10 at 5:04pm
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    Way to streamline the process.

  • 82 67
    Submitted by ghosts on Sep 1, 10 at 8:13am
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    Heaven forbid a girl wants to have casual, fun sex with someone she has just met, just like a male! I had no idea we were still stuck in the fifties.

  • 73 51
    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 31, 10 at 3:26pm
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    Good job saving 7 dollars.

  • 68 44
    Submitted by TheWife on Sep 1, 10 at 12:48am
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    It's always great to be up front and honest! Good girl!

  • 66 57
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 1, 10 at 9:34am
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    all women should follow your example!

  • 70 67
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 31, 10 at 5:14pm
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    Tacos r good. No exceptions.

  • 66 61
    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 1, 10 at 12:25am
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    Sounds like a WIN no matter how you look at it.. The guy saved money on the shots of tequila, got tacos and then laid

  • 67 66
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 31, 10 at 7:10pm
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    It's like a Geico commercial, except instead of car insurance it's tequila.

    • 52 64
      Submitted by Taipan on Aug 31, 10 at 7:58pm
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      More like she's so easy a caveman could do her...

  • 61 55
    Submitted by naeray1ao on Aug 31, 10 at 9:47pm
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    It's a recession save money any way u can by all means!!! Lmmfao

  • 61 57
    Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 31, 10 at 3:18pm
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    See, it's the thought that counts

  • 64 66
    Submitted by KosherBeefcake on Sep 1, 10 at 1:46am
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    that's a girl you bring home to mom.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by RazorX on Sep 1, 10 at 7:37am
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    Tacos!!!! :3

  • 55 54
    Submitted by croupier on Sep 1, 10 at 12:21am
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    Sometimes smart girl gets u laid with low budget

  • 53 59
    Submitted by snowboat on Sep 4, 10 at 4:42pm
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    Thank you for this text I am on my way to taco bell right now :)

  • 66 85
    Submitted by IDOL on Sep 1, 10 at 12:03am
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    Yeah, it's always nice to let a guy know that you're a cheap and easy slut before he wastes any money on you.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by CommitedSavage on Sep 1, 10 at 8:54am
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    right on. both of you get the goods and get to remember it.\n\ntwo thumbs up.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by BitchSlapper on Sep 1, 10 at 1:23am
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    Right when you said that he got both a hard on and he prob jizzed his pants!

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 10 at 7:11pm
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    Soooo...now you'll be toilet SEAT hugging while you're shitting yourself too...great.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by vientiane007 on Sep 1, 10 at 12:44am
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    You sound like a good chat hit me up anytime text 813 four 5 four 2 six 4 one

  • 49 65
    Submitted by osirisfrost on Sep 4, 10 at 2:40am
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    Tacos rule.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by IDOL on Sep 1, 10 at 12:00am
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    Tacos, eh? Way to go, big spender!

  • 62 100
    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 31, 10 at 3:34pm
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    Classy of you to straight up admit to being easy (Is that an oxymoron or what?!). Guys appreciate that. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Fidgety on Sep 24, 10 at 8:22pm
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    No joke I swear I just heard my friend tell me this story a few weeks ago... HUM

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Premeau on Aug 31, 10 at 11:39pm
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    "our car Walter, our CAR"

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    Submitted by good_night_2nite on Jan 20, 12 at 5:14pm
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    Story of my life

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