Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
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unbeknownst to you, my penis and i keep no secrets from each other and are truly bff's. and that 'secret handshake' where he 'spills' his secrets on you was my idea.
Stage 5 clinger. Watch out.
If you are best friends, why does he spit on you everytime he sees you?
lol good one
Did it tell you he wants to meet all your friends?
Very well then...carry on...
Oh shit crazy bitch alert! Get one last HJ then abort! Ok maybe two... Then abort, all right one mor.... Oh shit we have fallen for her trap!
Desperate to not let go of the D
This is San Diego for you.
Oof. The grammar is a turn off.
your use of an interjection is a turn off because interjections have no real grammatical value.
Tell that crazy chick your penis said it's over and it don't want no lip about it!
Dude, I told you it was only one time!
This is, by far, the MOST pathetic thing I have ever read; well @ least on TFLN.