remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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I think the real question here is why did she leave it festering behind her bed for so long? shits nasty
Another question is why is she letting her mom clean her room?
you dont get it HE told her mom to look there, so the mom looked there and saw it
regardless, even if HE told er that means she ain't cleaned her room in ??? ewww...
Nono, I understood that part. The entire situation is just ridiculously juvenile. From tossing used condoms, not cleaning her own damn room, and complaining to the jerk who narq’d on her... it’s just really depressing.
Don't fuck with fuck buddies?
yo, jdub77, ima let you finish, but nigerian princes had the best spam of ALL TIME!
By the way, who said the condom was there for a long time? He could've fucked her on moving day, and she could've panicked and thrown it behind her bed until it was safe to trash it. And on his way out the door, he could've approached the mother and said "Look behind the bitches bed." and then left for Nevada before the father got home from work. Regardless, I'll say it again. This guy fucking WINS.
Is she making a big deal because you banged some guy or that you left the condom to rot behind your bed?
Really you might need to quit letting old mom clean up slut motel
Hahahha holy shit this is hilarious!!
The tea question is how he told the mom if he moved to navada or where ever and not get himself in trouble.
hahahahha! sweet revenge...
Umm, people with an education? Not everyone abbreviates their words
I wanna shake this guys' hand. What a champ!
What a piece of shit.
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
die in a fire
why not just theow the condom out? hahah that sucks!
aww thats a bitch move
This dude is 7 levels of awesome!!!!!
Sucker that's what you get for living at your parents house
Oh that's just fucked up lol wow
Gross why would leave it there
I am trying to tell "IDontWantOne" that educated people text like that, however, TFLN is telling me the Internet gods say my comment is spam. So, this app is almost as stupid and ignorant as "IDontWantOne".
Why would you leave it on the ground for that long??
What an asshole.
Firsty died! He hasn't commented in days
are you stalking him or something? Who would notice that?
Finally s 818 text and it's total bullshit
this text is amazing..simply because its a change of pace
I just came
Firsty left his condoms in my juicy cooter
Ummmmmmm... Fucking pwned in the ass
Nothin like a payback after a rough break-up
Lol what'd u do to deserve that?
What did she do to deserve that?
THEY SEE ME TROLLIN
... I live in the same state as this ass hole -.-
That guy sounds EXTREMELY stupid.
Ummmmm FAIL at life.who keeps a condom?
This is either fake or your a pig...for leaving a fucking condom to fester
I hope you're both sterile.
This is hilarious!!!
Wow... What a dick. Grow up.
U like yr juicy cooler
Sounds like my ex
These are so fake
Lmfao wtf? Hella mean hahahahaha
I hope this girl did something really horrible to deserve that...
There is an APP for that.
"By the way, who said the condom was there for a long time? He could've fucked her on moving day, and she could've panicked and thrown it behind her bed until it was safe to trash it. And on his way out the door, he could've approached the mother and said 'Look behind the bitches bed.' and then left for Nevada before the father got home from work. Regardless, I'll say it again. This guy fucking WINS."\n\nThis is the OP.\nThat is exactly what happened actually.\nPaybacks a
I Dont know whether to laugh or cry....laugh.
I really want to know who from the 818 is this about lol
Haha I give you props dude
Firsty isn't even first, dipshit
This is entirely too fake. His area code is already a Vegas area code. So that means he changed his number when moving to Nevada. If he changed his number, and was pissed at this girl, she wouldn't have probably gotten his new number to send him the initial text in the first place. And even if she did get his new number, then she would have already known that he moved to Vegas so no surprise there.
Awesome. Best ever
haha what a champ
this is fuckin awesome!
This is stupid and too long to read bedtime story time stupid old people
Lazy slob can't pick up a condom mommy has to do it
Ahhh gotta love Nevada
I'm calling a fake on this... who texts like that?
People who don't want to sound like morons.
Really know... you through it in a trashcan... or maybe you just like the smell...
Yeah, I'm calling fake on this
FTMFW. I love this guy.
Firsty that is a horrible idea I'm sorry but just no
I wish pranks like this were pulled more often.
Peyton manning had sex with a dolphin
Stella piece of material!
HAHA!!!!! Thats great. Btw: I'm eating pretzels. I just thought firsty should know. And KeithStone.
Rep that 702 mentality!
Well I'm sorry but I had to tell her mom!! Bitch gave me the clap ! ( from the desk of big Tony )
Haha! Epic win!
LOL FUNNIEST TXT IN A LONG TIMEE HAHAHAHAA
I'm THAT high and i'm firsty YES!!
WTF IS FIRSTY?
:D I love the new word Firsty <3 And that's what happens when you become a total bitch. Karma, what goes around comes around.
Don't encourage him.
its firsty on another account most likely nobody over the age of twelve finds this funny
Add me to facebook mahree scott
Add me to fb mahree scott
This girl got Firstied! (The new version of "pwnd")
you suck the joy out of life
Condoms usually do that