Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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If the sex is mediocre, spice it up! If you lead the way, he will follow!
You do realize you were the reason it was flaccid?
never settle on cock teach him what you need if he won't learn find someone who will
Duct tape a Popsicle stick to it.
A splint will still leave his limpy as a gimpy... No good!
It'll be stiff, bigger, and it won't lack luster, duct tape is silver and shiny!
I love ur comments. I look forward to them all the time hahaha
Just head over to the g ay bar and borrow the riding whip.
If u were hot and not ugly it wouldnt be flacid. Take a look in the mirror. If he does say ur hot, its because hes abt to nut in ur mouth!! No need to break out the good moves on a ugly chick. Thats like rolling out the red carpet for carrot top..
Hahah must have fucked an Asian!!! White power!