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  • 99 36
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Mar 5, 12 at 4:10pm

    If the sex is mediocre, spice it up! If you lead the way, he will follow!

  • 81 43
    Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 5, 12 at 5:21pm

    never settle on cock teach him what you need if he won't learn find someone who will

  • 84 62
    Submitted by FiestaEddy on Mar 5, 12 at 10:13pm

    You do realize you were the reason it was flaccid?

  • 73 52
    Submitted by porksword on Mar 5, 12 at 4:22pm

    Duct tape a Popsicle stick to it.

    • 45 42
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Mar 5, 12 at 4:38pm

      A splint will still leave his limpy as a gimpy... No good!

      • 51 41
        Submitted by porksword on Mar 5, 12 at 7:59pm

        It'll be stiff, bigger, and it won't lack luster, duct tape is silver and shiny!

        • 42 50
          Submitted by MzKitty08 on Mar 6, 12 at 10:01am

          I love ur comments. I look forward to them all the time hahaha

  • 51 42
    Submitted by onlygayeskimo on Mar 5, 12 at 5:10pm

    Just head over to the g ay bar and borrow the riding whip.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by 1980DirtNasty on Mar 6, 12 at 12:33pm

    If u were hot and not ugly it wouldnt be flacid. Take a look in the mirror. If he does say ur hot, its because hes abt to nut in ur mouth!! No need to break out the good moves on a ugly chick. Thats like rolling out the red carpet for carrot top..

  • 44 71
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Mar 6, 12 at 2:56am

    Hahah must have fucked an Asian!!! White power!