Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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If the sex is mediocre, spice it up! If you lead the way, he will follow!
You do realize you were the reason it was flaccid?
Duct tape a Popsicle stick to it.
A splint will still leave his limpy as a gimpy... No good!
It'll be stiff, bigger, and it won't lack luster, duct tape is silver and shiny!
I love ur comments. I look forward to them all the time hahaha
never settle on cock teach him what you need if he won't learn find someone who will
Just head over to the g ay bar and borrow the riding whip.
If u were hot and not ugly it wouldnt be flacid. Take a look in the mirror. If he does say ur hot, its because hes abt to nut in ur mouth!! No need to break out the good moves on a ugly chick. Thats like rolling out the red carpet for carrot top..
Hahah must have fucked an Asian!!! White power!