But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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Ive never even seen a ivory colored one, to begin with. they are more like redish. and pink and magenta.\nalso: id like to see the world through your eyes. i find penisses slightly disgusting.
I see you're familiar with Moby's Dick
And vaginas hold the same beauty as the ocean deep.
as long as it's tight I suppose
I like this girl.
At last! Someone else understands the wonders of dicks.
Ivory at the core anyhow
That's racist! (the ivory bit)
I'm guessing ivory was replaced with ebony it wouldn't be? Get over yourself
news flash.... they come in other colors
Actually, they only come in white...unless something is seriously wrong with them.
Oh so if they're big chances are they won't be white either and something will be wrong...darn it