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  • Submitted by feelingravity on Apr 30, 12 at 11:30am

    Telling someone to grow up on TFLN is like telling Cookie Monster not to eat cookies...ain't gonna happen.

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      Submitted by gabraham on Apr 30, 12 at 12:07pm

      really? cus hes the veggie monster now

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        Submitted by whoreable on Apr 30, 12 at 1:28pm

        Is that true? What the world!

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          Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 30, 12 at 1:54pm

          Not true... He's still the same old blue guy with googly eyes yelling "Me want cookie! Om nom nom nom! Cooookieee!!!". Although he will sometimes eat fruits and veggies as a healthy snack, he is not the veggie monster... Don't fuck with a classic! Or cookies!

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            Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Apr 30, 12 at 10:56pm

            they renamed him sid

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              Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Apr 30, 12 at 11:07pm

              or rather he was sid all along and we never knew

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                Submitted by Hedonistic on May 1, 12 at 1:41pm

                Yes, he was Sid before he ever had cookies and became Cookie Monster.

  • Submitted by mthib on Apr 30, 12 at 12:13pm

    Perfectly long as it doesn't happen AT the wedding

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 1, 12 at 2:53am

    One wedding, our entire table at the reception fucked the bride before she met the groom.

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    Submitted by partyrok on Apr 30, 12 at 11:54am

    I was best man at a wedding like this! But don't worry, we fucked before they were together. I introduced them :) I'm cupid Mo'fu%&ers

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 30, 12 at 2:05pm

      Since when did Cupid start sampling the product first? Lol! Wouldn't that make you a pimp or hustler? Just sayin...

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    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Apr 30, 12 at 1:41pm

    Oh Madison

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      Submitted by funnnyyyy123 on Oct 10, 12 at 5:05pm

      BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA amen, oh you silly Mississippi folk.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 30, 12 at 10:05pm

    It's not weird until you've gone to one where you've screwed the groom and your wife has screwed the bride. (Assuming you're a guy, that is.)

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    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Apr 30, 12 at 10:57pm

    everybody move down one chair and pass the lube

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    Submitted by McStoney on May 27, 12 at 10:05pm

    Nobody likes you!

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    Submitted by 2wmnFKNGaPOLRbr on May 16, 12 at 4:16am

    I'm about 2 be almost in that same boat fucked the bride my roommate said I am a bad person for going

  • Submitted by Missy_92 on Apr 30, 12 at 11:14am

    ^^\nThose jokes arent funny, people like you are way too immature and should promptly grow up

  • Submitted by Tyler9978 on Apr 30, 12 at 10:38am

    I felt the same when I went to your moms wedding.