Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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Telling someone to grow up on TFLN is like telling Cookie Monster not to eat cookies...ain't gonna happen.
really? cus hes the veggie monster now
Is that true? What the world!
Not true... He's still the same old blue guy with googly eyes yelling "Me want cookie! Om nom nom nom! Cooookieee!!!". Although he will sometimes eat fruits and veggies as a healthy snack, he is not the veggie monster... Don't fuck with a classic! Or cookies!
they renamed him sid
or rather he was sid all along and we never knew
Yes, he was Sid before he ever had cookies and became Cookie Monster.
One wedding, our entire table at the reception fucked the bride before she met the groom.
Perfectly acceptable...as long as it doesn't happen AT the wedding
I was best man at a wedding like this! But don't worry, we fucked before they were together. I introduced them :) I'm cupid Mo'fu%&ers
Since when did Cupid start sampling the product first? Lol! Wouldn't that make you a pimp or hustler? Just sayin...
cupid is pimps too
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA amen, oh you silly Mississippi folk.
It's not weird until you've gone to one where you've screwed the groom and your wife has screwed the bride. (Assuming you're a guy, that is.)
Nobody likes you!
everybody move down one chair and pass the lube
I'm about 2 be almost in that same boat fucked the bride my roommate said I am a bad person for going
^^\nThose jokes arent funny, people like you are way too immature and should promptly grow up
I felt the same when I went to your moms wedding.