Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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A four year relationship and you don't have the balls to break it off in person? Man the fuck up.
i was dumped via facebook status...as in he went in and changed mine. after 4 years. great way to wake up...
i fell you man , my girl broke up with me after i took a really good nap ... and i mean it was a REALLY good nap ....wakeing up to "i wanna see other ppl" just killed it...aw well at least i dont have to drive 40min :D
I got dumped via Facebook too. shits fucked up dude
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Lol wowwww, that's awesomeness and assholeness perfectly combined
hahaha. i love how your ratings are equal when you mention "perfectly combined"
I wanna give it a thumbs up, but it's too awesome to ruin
I just wanted to comment off yours to put myself up top off this tfln because this one is my favorite. Also i have a really big penis....ladies
Way to be honest.
I can COMPLETELY second that!
could not have said it any better! lol
i just ruined your flow dog. soo woo gang!
This better be bullshit, otherwise the guy is a fucking tool.
And this year's douchebag of the award goes to....
The word 'douchebag' was created for guys like this
no, you sir are wrong it was created as a slang term for what women use to take care of themselves while menstruating. Later it was used as an insult to people, but you are still wrong.
Ah but how quickly you forget the word "Babe" could have been spoken by a female.
Wait a sec..how come everyone is assuming that it's a guy?
girls have feelings
I really hope this is fake.
Now that's funny. Wrong, but funny.
What a scumbag! Grow a pair man.
Whan an ass-fuck. I hope the OP chokes on a dick and dies.
I wonder what he would have done if she said yes?
Ohh that's harsh
Oh what a fucknut!
Did he pop the collar of his pink polo shirt when he hit 'send'? Guys like this (fake) one can't keep a woman for four years.
...it's "to" sadistic to be a girl because it's in "or" genetics to be "hormonal and shit"?...good fucking lord, I wish you had been aborted 1:04.8
if this is real that is bruuuutal
12:18 I've heard lots of girls call their boyfriends babe.
I hope this shit is real. Too damn funny, go assholes of the world
Legen........ Wait for it......dary
I love Barney, but that doesn't apply to this situation.\nIt's not legendary, and Barney wouldn't be with anyone even fakely for ten years.
That's awesome. Props for this dude. But.. Shoulda done it in person. Then taken a pic of her face after you said that.
Whattt a loserr. Omg
Burn!!! But that is fucked up, do it face to face biotch
That's how we roll in socal
i guess i'm the only one who laughed when i read this shit. c'mon people it's pretty funny
That's awful stfu no deserves that
This is fantastic.
Too bad this is fake.
I find it funny but yeahhh...I disagree with this 100%
O mean... Fucken orange county
Laguna for the win!!!
I love this man.
1:04: you're sexist. Women can be insensitive and sadistic too. I've seen it
That's true. I could see this being a girl if she caught him cheating, because that would completely make sense. But that's the only situation. Usually it's the guy that gets bored after 4 years and the girl that gets attached, not the other way around.
HA! Best thing evvr
Hahahaha oh shit!!!
I was dumped a day before my bday, the same month as our anniversary, because he hadn't been happy for 4 months because he couldn't figure out why he couldn't fix his car. He chose his car over me.
Best text ever !!
This is the funniest text on here in ages. Everyone who's crying about it needs to pipe down. You're such a bunch of fucking babies! Talking of fucking babies, I'll leave you to cry, I've got things to do!
Is this real? I feel like it's the first part of a joke or somehing like the next text says "jk"
Ahaha In the Face!!! What a beast
you can tell the girl was a bitch if that's how she responded. She got what was coming for her.
Mine calls me babe
omg. im definitly dumping my next guy like this. soo awsome. lol
El oh el
No i don't bitch ya u suck it .I $0rry I'm tired
this is the funniest thing everrrrr
I hope that he caught her cheating. That would be the only way that this would be hilarious.
That's awesome. I mean AWEsome. Hope this is real and in correct context because it's the THE best breakup I've ever heard of.
This can't be real
I agree with 600 completely that would make it absolutely hilarious. Otherwise he's a dick ESP after four years
Ummmm THIS IS AMAZING
No, you're just retarded
Sh!t just got real...
I thoroughly enjoyed this. The guys just trying to bring a little humor into an awkward situation. Nothing wrong with that.
youre my idol
Hahaha! Funny lil bastard
What a jerk
That is the greatest thing I've ever heard
I feel you dude, my girlfriend just dumped me today..
LAUGH MY ASS OFF. \nWHAT A DOUCHEBAG MOVE. oooweee. \nYou tryna marry her through a text ANND break up with her through a text. that's loww. might as well done it on facebook or myspace.
I love it!! You crybabies are awfully sure it's a guy doing te dumping!
Y'all been trolled
So awesome... SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!
Are you the only one who doesn't realize half of the texts on here are fake?
U guys r retarted if u can't see this fucking halaries ur retarted
You're an asshole
hahaha ohmygod, thats amazing
i would have been but i wasn't signed in. but this is horrid
Wow, you're a douchebag.
That's freaking awesome
Hey who is that girl that said bla bla us . I now
People are giving this a thumbs down because this wa a hilariously bad might for te girl
Hey bitches I bet u wouldn't break up in person
Lol I love Southern California
oooo that sucks
Hahahahaha that's fuckin awesome!
I feel bad yet I'm cracking up
I now but people think it sucks ass but they suk dick .great
Not justifying what he did AT ALL, but she should have had an idea after not getting a ring after 4 years.
It's funny how people fight over stopid things
that is awesome!
Dude I bet that's a guy
Woowwww. And you prove every girls point about guys being the biggest assholes in the world.
I say the op did this as a joke...
This is so stupid...
You've been together 4 years, and you can't break up in person?!
Holy fucking shit this is wait for it...legendary
Wow new level of pathetic
I don't care if this is fake or not, shit's funny!
Im on ur side but she would cus u out
Am I the only one who realizes this is fake?
And I always Tought that breakin up over the phone was pathetic...
I'd cut his balls off.
Whoever sent this text is the MAN!!
Holy shit! You're a douche!!
Mad owned... Oh man...
Wow.... A fail so epic its almost a win...
Pass the dutchie by the left hand side
It seriously sayin this isn't funny
Wow. Probably one of the biggest douchefags out there. What an asshole..
My new hero
I'm not gonna lie if that happened to me, I would have cried. Alot.
Brilliant, I'm going to try this.
How do you know its not a guy doing this to a girl?
Ohkay like I usuallydont outthe fakes on thissite but really mods? Really? Fake fake fake fake fake
REPRESENT LAKE FOREST!!!!! What a fucking douchebag
Sir you are awesome
No ur a doche
Fuck u people it's funny not like u guys
Ha. Im not one to point out the fakes...but this is fake. Still funny tho
Fake. And not funny.
Hahahahha I love this text. What a drama free way to end a relationship!
Hahahahaha that's fuuucked up.
:O - that is all
that is the best! and im a girl! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Yeah this is cuz this guys didn't have the balls to break up in person after 4 "amazing" years. Grow a pair and man up!!!
Lol that fuckin sucks!!!
That is such a sick burn!
My boyfriend did something like this to me. It auks.
bahahahahhahhaahha, terrible but fuckin funny
Im sorry for the girl but WIN!
Perhaps she did something like cheat or some other shit? A dude would have a good reason for this after 4 years
wow um just wow
Hahahahaha that's so hilarious! :D
4 years of your life wasted away,sorry
the oc does NOT have better weed than norcal. fucking humoblt and siskyou counties are known nationwide for their weed so you socal kids can shuttup
OHHHH BURNED HAHAHA
Why do people come on this site when all they do is complain about the texts?
Haha soooooooo funny! D bag!
I think I just fell in love.
Now that's fuckin awsome
Hahahahahaha oh that sucks. I'm a girl and would never even date a man/little boy like that douche.
Best ever commet
It's. Great I loovvveee it u guys stop crying
Burn baby burn
Ohh yaaa go sc! I'd love to meet this guy
Hahahaha how can you not love this
Oh shit, owned.
Hahahahaha that's fuckin hilarious dude
Being from the oc doesn't mean we're douches, everyone is just jealous cause we have amazing sun, surf, and weed.
Yeah gotta love how people assume it's a dude. \nOther than that, fucking hilarious.
This guy should get award of "biggest douche since beginning of time" ... You would make Jersey shore proud(;
Haha you guys all fight but the people that say no r bitches
Woooow man that Hurts and sucks if this is real.
Harsh irvine, harsh
Maybe if the text went a little differently then I could believe it was a girl
I think it's hilarious, the guy is an asshole though.
Oh my gosh. You'd think that after 4 years he'd at least have the decency and the respect to do this in person. You are obviously not mature enough to have a relationship if this is how you handle it.
hahahaha i laughed so hard at this
Ugh. My dad a version of this face to face with his girlfriend. She was relentless about getting married. RELENTLESS. out of context this text sounds harsh, but when I remebered my dad did the same thing. It's pretty funny.
Your dad is an asshole and apparently has poor taste in women.
Because only a man would fake propose over a text message. Or propose at all over a text message.
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin can't explain it enough I just orgasmed of how good this was
I laughed for probably two seconds...not twenty minutes though...
I accualy felt bad after I got done laughing
Why does this have to be fake? You Think no one in the whole world has never sent a text like this? Get a sence of humor buddy.
I wish I was a guy so I could do this. Fucking epic. So impressed.
Mhmmm. Thank you :)
Wat if the girls a ho
Oh I read she slept with to guys below good job that's Prlly the best way to get revenge by a marraige thing
Yoooo that's fucked up.
BamBoozled!!! Hahaha fucking genious!!!
Wwwwwoooooooow that sucks
this is hilarious, but horrible at the same time.
No u r bitch
Send that to fml.
Haha this guy is awesome. And yeah, girls always call their guys babe.
As shitty as that is it's epic as fuck.
Well isn't he an ass! Fuck him.
this made me feel sad :(
Lol This is rich
That is awesome.
lmfao. they're free. being single is awesome. it's better than being stuck with the same person everyday. you don't have to give a fuck about feelings and you can bang anyone you want;)
So wrong but can't stop laughing. I bet the bitch felt stupid.
Classic.( But very mean)
You are god.
1123 maybe cause it's fucked up if they where togeather 4 years do that shit in person
Omg I would kill that guy
Man, she totally deserved harsh ending
Even if it is fake that doesn't mean you have to ruin it for the rest of us, some of this shit is fucking hilarious and if it makes you laugh for a second why should it matter? By the way, very nice break up :)
OC represent! Totally using this. Call me a douche.
THUMBS UP BITCHES!!!
so played it's funny.
Lmao Dick move
Your fucking awesome.
Wait is your name phu huynh?? Douche bag at it's finest from the OC!
Hahaha I letterly pee my pants
You are cold. Maybe your next spouse will stab you
What an ass!!
I hope she cheated on him heaps hard, so this just evened things out.
Hahahahah. Omg so terrible.
Ahhhh the 949. Gotta love orange county.
Lmao I'm using this on my next victim
That's the best way to break up with a chick if I catch a chick cheating this is how I'm handleing it
Obviously he was being sarcastic about the "amazing" part, 7:02. Fuck off if u don't think this funny cuz it is. Y don't u grow a pair and fyckin lick 'EM u stupid bitch!
Girls are cruel and sadistic. They play with guys feelings like school boys pulling the rings off flies.
Fake fake fake
best break up ever!!!!!
Bahahaha. U didn't see that coming.
D. A. M. N.
omg hahahaha that's the worst
That happend to me my ex dumped me over Facebook message saying "hey listen I met your best friend see you the fuck later"
He said fuck you
i dont care what any of you say about "man up" but this is hilarious
hahahahaha never seen a funnier breakup
This is seriously the most fucked up thing I ever read.
That is just terrible...100% terrible...I hope this dick gets his heart broken via text message...
@6:54 do you know everyones lives in te US? Don't think so. I'm sure something like this has happened.
I read this out loud at the bar and our entire table busted out in laughter. Funny text 949!
Haha really? \n(hope it not real) \nBut it's funny.
Lol! I would SO do that to someone!!!
What a fucking asshole.
Wow that's crap... And it's spelled hilarious
Hell naw I gotta use that
Bitch was probably caught cheating. Only reasonable answer
Hahahaha man up bitch
Hahahahahahaha fucking genius!
No, you're just a fucking retard
Hhahahahahahaha, sucks bitch.
No ur a basterd
6:45 don't worry you called yourself a douche for calling out OC proudly. Any one proud to be from the OC is a douche bag!
She didn't have a dick last time I cheak
Nothing like a little pre breakup levity.
I really, really hope OP #1 was joking on both counts. If not...wow.
That's sooo funny but u guys say it suks
Hahah. I am in love with this!
I second that 8:40...
Haha that is so funny
It's hilarious. Until it happens to me. Then it's fucking ridiculous. I feel bad that I laughed...really hard.
It would be ten times funnier if he did it in person
Hahaha it's so bad it's funny :) ^ winning
Best. Text. Ever.
Haha. I dont know... It think its rlly funny. Best breakup line ever i think
Really? 4 yeArs, and through a txt? Bïtch
Newport Beach, CA. I thought you guys were classier than that. Shame on the OC
haha perfect combination of douche bag and greatnessssss haha i laughed for nearly twenty minutes lol
2:36 that's awesome! Sick but awesome!
Geezus really I hope u live in a concrete jungle to get away from the witch
what a bitch. GROW UP.
And you wish you could be me
You're a fucking ass. Fuck you, ignorant asshole!
Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard thank you I mean that
It probably isn't a girl, because no girl is that insensitive, it is in or genetics to be hormonal and shit, this is to sadistic to be any girls text
died of laughter, almost literally. but that's fucked up
that was awesome.. haha I felt bad for a bit
...but yeah, that was after I got done laughing.
Gotta agree with you 8:40
Thts the funniest thing ever but she prbly is shitting brix rite now
Why do people feel the need to call fake on very very probable things? Just because your life is shit and interesting stuff doesn't happen to you doesn't mean it can't to others! Stfu
Class act. I love it. Well played. Why so many thumbs down?
Ha. I posted this like six months ago. Don't worry kids, I found out she slept with two guys. ;)
4:16 will you meet me on the Internet and send me naked pictures of yourself I could Jack to and then get married also online and meet and suck my penis
LOL!! now this is something i would do!! this guy is a genious!!
Well, you're a bastard.
Wow! Now THAT is awesome! How is anyone giving this a thumbs down?!?
I wish I knew who you were so I could shake you hand!!! Holla at cha boy!
1123 you're a fucking dumbass. Do girlfriends usually call their boyfriends "babe"?? Think about it
I call mine Babe. My best friend has called the guy's she has dated 'babe'. My sister uses it too.
Lmao that's funny but sooooo wrong
This is fucking hilarious. One of the best ones I've read.
That's sooo rude. Not funny
Thats fuckin creative right there
im a woman and still i think this man is a god
Maybe he was dumping her as a failsafe, in case she said no to getting married?
Lol i shit my pants
Haha. You can all shut the fuck up with your morales and shit, yeah we get it your retarded inbred brother broke up with you the same way regaurfless, this man is a genious
What a fucking dick.
what about the girls response? "are you seriously doing this over text message" \n\nthis implies that she is a huge bitch. I'm a chick, and you know what? It's 2010. People find love online. It's the age of technology. Sounds to me like he didn't want to see her face or hear her nagging ass anymore. Easiest way to do it in my book.
Ha ha brilliant
Girl must have been a bitch
Huge Fizzy Douche!
Hahaha owned dumb bitch probably deserved it
Honestly? Fuck you.