Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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A four year relationship and you don't have the balls to break it off in person? Man the fuck up.
i was dumped via facebook status...as in he went in and changed mine. after 4 years. great way to wake up...
i fell you man , my girl broke up with me after i took a really good nap ... and i mean it was a REALLY good nap ....wakeing up to "i wanna see other ppl" just killed it...aw well at least i dont have to drive 40min :D
I got dumped via Facebook too. shits fucked up dude
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Lol wowwww, that's awesomeness and assholeness perfectly combined
hahaha. i love how your ratings are equal when you mention "perfectly combined"
I wanna give it a thumbs up, but it's too awesome to ruin
I just wanted to comment off yours to put myself up top off this tfln because this one is my favorite. Also i have a really big penis....ladies
Way to be honest.
I can COMPLETELY second that!
could not have said it any better! lol
i just ruined your flow dog. soo woo gang!
This better be bullshit, otherwise the guy is a fucking tool.
And this year's douchebag of the award goes to....
The word 'douchebag' was created for guys like this
no, you sir are wrong it was created as a slang term for what women use to take care of themselves while menstruating. Later it was used as an insult to people, but you are still wrong.
Ah but how quickly you forget the word "Babe" could have been spoken by a female.
I really hope this is fake.
Wait a sec..how come everyone is assuming that it's a guy?
girls have feelings
Now that's funny. Wrong, but funny.
What a scumbag! Grow a pair man.
Whan an ass-fuck. I hope the OP chokes on a dick and dies.
I wonder what he would have done if she said yes?
Ohh that's harsh
Oh what a fucknut!
Did he pop the collar of his pink polo shirt when he hit 'send'? Guys like this (fake) one can't keep a woman for four years.
if this is real that is bruuuutal
Legen........ Wait for it......dary
I love Barney, but that doesn't apply to this situation.\nIt's not legendary, and Barney wouldn't be with anyone even fakely for ten years.
...it's "to" sadistic to be a girl because it's in "or" genetics to be "hormonal and shit"?...good fucking lord, I wish you had been aborted 1:04.8
12:18 I've heard lots of girls call their boyfriends babe.
Burn!!! But that is fucked up, do it face to face biotch
That's awesome. Props for this dude. But.. Shoulda done it in person. Then taken a pic of her face after you said that.
Whattt a loserr. Omg
I was dumped a day before my bday, the same month as our anniversary, because he hadn't been happy for 4 months because he couldn't figure out why he couldn't fix his car. He chose his car over me.
I hope this shit is real. Too damn funny, go assholes of the world
That's how we roll in socal
Hahahaha oh shit!!!
Too bad this is fake.
i guess i'm the only one who laughed when i read this shit. c'mon people it's pretty funny
1:04: you're sexist. Women can be insensitive and sadistic too. I've seen it
That's true. I could see this being a girl if she caught him cheating, because that would completely make sense. But that's the only situation. Usually it's the guy that gets bored after 4 years and the girl that gets attached, not the other way around.
That's awful stfu no deserves that
This can't be real
I find it funny but yeahhh...I disagree with this 100%
No i don't bitch ya u suck it .I $0rry I'm tired
This is fantastic.
You're an asshole
Best text ever !!
you can tell the girl was a bitch if that's how she responded. She got what was coming for her.
Laguna for the win!!!
Is this real? I feel like it's the first part of a joke or somehing like the next text says "jk"
I hope that he caught her cheating. That would be the only way that this would be hilarious.
O mean... Fucken orange county
That's awesome. I mean AWEsome. Hope this is real and in correct context because it's the THE best breakup I've ever heard of.
This is the funniest text on here in ages. Everyone who's crying about it needs to pipe down. You're such a bunch of fucking babies! Talking of fucking babies, I'll leave you to cry, I've got things to do!
I love this man.
HA! Best thing evvr
U guys r retarted if u can't see this fucking halaries ur retarted
Lol I love Southern California
this is the funniest thing everrrrr
Ahaha In the Face!!! What a beast
Y'all been trolled
That is the greatest thing I've ever heard
This is so stupid...
omg. im definitly dumping my next guy like this. soo awsome. lol
I now but people think it sucks ass but they suk dick .great
Wow, you're a douchebag.
What a jerk
I feel you dude, my girlfriend just dumped me today..
Hey bitches I bet u wouldn't break up in person
Hahaha! Funny lil bastard
Not justifying what he did AT ALL, but she should have had an idea after not getting a ring after 4 years.
I say the op did this as a joke...
Mine calls me babe
I thoroughly enjoyed this. The guys just trying to bring a little humor into an awkward situation. Nothing wrong with that.
No, you're just retarded
People are giving this a thumbs down because this wa a hilariously bad might for te girl
hahaha ohmygod, thats amazing
LAUGH MY ASS OFF. \nWHAT A DOUCHEBAG MOVE. oooweee. \nYou tryna marry her through a text ANND break up with her through a text. that's loww. might as well done it on facebook or myspace.
El oh el
Are you the only one who doesn't realize half of the texts on here are fake?
Sir you are awesome
Im on ur side but she would cus u out
Hahahahahaha oh that sucks. I'm a girl and would never even date a man/little boy like that douche.
Holy fucking shit this is wait for it...legendary
that is awesome!
Haha soooooooo funny! D bag!
Hahahahaha that's fuckin awesome!
Whoever sent this text is the MAN!!
i would have been but i wasn't signed in. but this is horrid
I agree with 600 completely that would make it absolutely hilarious. Otherwise he's a dick ESP after four years
That's freaking awesome
I love it!! You crybabies are awfully sure it's a guy doing te dumping!
My new hero
that is the best! and im a girl! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Hahahahaha that's fuckin hilarious dude
Hey who is that girl that said bla bla us . I now
Wow.... A fail so epic its almost a win...
I think it's hilarious, the guy is an asshole though.
Hahahahha I love this text. What a drama free way to end a relationship!
Fake. And not funny.
I'd cut his balls off.
:O - that is all
Best ever commet
bahahahahhahhaahha, terrible but fuckin funny
Why do people come on this site when all they do is complain about the texts?
Haha you guys all fight but the people that say no r bitches
I don't care if this is fake or not, shit's funny!
Ugh. My dad a version of this face to face with his girlfriend. She was relentless about getting married. RELENTLESS. out of context this text sounds harsh, but when I remebered my dad did the same thing. It's pretty funny.
Your dad is an asshole and apparently has poor taste in women.
Pass the dutchie by the left hand side
youre my idol
Ummmm THIS IS AMAZING
I feel bad yet I'm cracking up
Sh!t just got real...
Burn baby burn
oooo that sucks
Wow. Probably one of the biggest douchefags out there. What an asshole..
Wow new level of pathetic
Holy shit! You're a douche!!
How do you know its not a guy doing this to a girl?
Fuck u people it's funny not like u guys
This guy should get award of "biggest douche since beginning of time" ... You would make Jersey shore proud(;
I'm not gonna lie if that happened to me, I would have cried. Alot.
You've been together 4 years, and you can't break up in person?!
Harsh irvine, harsh
It's. Great I loovvveee it u guys stop crying
So awesome... SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!
Dude I bet that's a guy
I think I just fell in love.
Oh shit, owned.
REPRESENT LAKE FOREST!!!!! What a fucking douchebag
lmfao. they're free. being single is awesome. it's better than being stuck with the same person everyday. you don't have to give a fuck about feelings and you can bang anyone you want;)
Mad owned... Oh man...
Perhaps she did something like cheat or some other shit? A dude would have a good reason for this after 4 years
Wwwwwoooooooow that sucks
It's funny how people fight over stopid things
Hahahaha how can you not love this
Well isn't he an ass! Fuck him.
My boyfriend did something like this to me. It auks.
Why does this have to be fake? You Think no one in the whole world has never sent a text like this? Get a sence of humor buddy.
Am I the only one who realizes this is fake?
And I always Tought that breakin up over the phone was pathetic...
It seriously sayin this isn't funny
Wat if the girls a ho
Haha this guy is awesome. And yeah, girls always call their guys babe.
That is such a sick burn!
No ur a doche
1123 maybe cause it's fucked up if they where togeather 4 years do that shit in person
I hope she cheated on him heaps hard, so this just evened things out.
Yeah this is cuz this guys didn't have the balls to break up in person after 4 "amazing" years. Grow a pair and man up!!!
Woowwww. And you prove every girls point about guys being the biggest assholes in the world.
Ha. Im not one to point out the fakes...but this is fake. Still funny tho
Send that to fml.
Ohh yaaa go sc! I'd love to meet this guy
the oc does NOT have better weed than norcal. fucking humoblt and siskyou counties are known nationwide for their weed so you socal kids can shuttup
Now that's fuckin awsome
I wish I was a guy so I could do this. Fucking epic. So impressed.
No u r bitch
BamBoozled!!! Hahaha fucking genious!!!
wow um just wow
Lol that fuckin sucks!!!
Ohkay like I usuallydont outthe fakes on thissite but really mods? Really? Fake fake fake fake fake
OHHHH BURNED HAHAHA
Im sorry for the girl but WIN!
Your fucking awesome.
D. A. M. N.
I accualy felt bad after I got done laughing
I really, really hope OP #1 was joking on both counts. If not...wow.
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin can't explain it enough I just orgasmed of how good this was
4 years of your life wasted away,sorry
Oh I read she slept with to guys below good job that's Prlly the best way to get revenge by a marraige thing
Woooow man that Hurts and sucks if this is real.
Because only a man would fake propose over a text message. Or propose at all over a text message.
this is hilarious, but horrible at the same time.
Brilliant, I'm going to try this.
This is seriously the most fucked up thing I ever read.
He said fuck you
What an ass!!
Maybe if the text went a little differently then I could believe it was a girl
Hahahahaha that's fuuucked up.
Oh my gosh. You'd think that after 4 years he'd at least have the decency and the respect to do this in person. You are obviously not mature enough to have a relationship if this is how you handle it.
I laughed for probably two seconds...not twenty minutes though...
No, you're just a fucking retard
Hahahahaha that's so hilarious! :D
THUMBS UP BITCHES!!!
so played it's funny.
Haha really? \n(hope it not real) \nBut it's funny.
Wow that's crap... And it's spelled hilarious
What a fucking asshole.
Being from the oc doesn't mean we're douches, everyone is just jealous cause we have amazing sun, surf, and weed.
hahahahaha never seen a funnier breakup
Even if it is fake that doesn't mean you have to ruin it for the rest of us, some of this shit is fucking hilarious and if it makes you laugh for a second why should it matter? By the way, very nice break up :)
best break up ever!!!!!
Wait is your name phu huynh?? Douche bag at it's finest from the OC!
Bahahaha. U didn't see that coming.
That's the best way to break up with a chick if I catch a chick cheating this is how I'm handleing it
hahahaha i laughed so hard at this
omg hahahaha that's the worst
this made me feel sad :(
Haha that is so funny
Lol This is rich
As shitty as that is it's epic as fuck.
Mhmmm. Thank you :)
OC represent! Totally using this. Call me a douche.
That happend to me my ex dumped me over Facebook message saying "hey listen I met your best friend see you the fuck later"
That is awesome.
Nothing like a little pre breakup levity.
Omg I would kill that guy
Man, she totally deserved harsh ending
Best. Text. Ever.
You are cold. Maybe your next spouse will stab you
Girls are cruel and sadistic. They play with guys feelings like school boys pulling the rings off flies.
So wrong but can't stop laughing. I bet the bitch felt stupid.
Yeah gotta love how people assume it's a dude. \nOther than that, fucking hilarious.
Fake fake fake
@6:54 do you know everyones lives in te US? Don't think so. I'm sure something like this has happened.
Hahahaha man up bitch
Lol! I would SO do that to someone!!!
Hahahahahahaha fucking genius!
Yoooo that's fucked up.
Ahhhh the 949. Gotta love orange county.
You are god.
Hahahahah. Omg so terrible.
Classic.( But very mean)
Lmao I'm using this on my next victim
Newport Beach, CA. I thought you guys were classier than that. Shame on the OC
i dont care what any of you say about "man up" but this is hilarious
Hahaha it's so bad it's funny :) ^ winning
Hahaha I letterly pee my pants
That is just terrible...100% terrible...I hope this dick gets his heart broken via text message...
Lmao Dick move
died of laughter, almost literally. but that's fucked up
Hell naw I gotta use that
I read this out loud at the bar and our entire table busted out in laughter. Funny text 949!
6:45 don't worry you called yourself a douche for calling out OC proudly. Any one proud to be from the OC is a douche bag!
Really? 4 yeArs, and through a txt? Bïtch
Why do people feel the need to call fake on very very probable things? Just because your life is shit and interesting stuff doesn't happen to you doesn't mean it can't to others! Stfu
She didn't have a dick last time I cheak
It's hilarious. Until it happens to me. Then it's fucking ridiculous. I feel bad that I laughed...really hard.
Haha. I dont know... It think its rlly funny. Best breakup line ever i think
haha perfect combination of douche bag and greatnessssss haha i laughed for nearly twenty minutes lol
I second that 8:40...
Obviously he was being sarcastic about the "amazing" part, 7:02. Fuck off if u don't think this funny cuz it is. Y don't u grow a pair and fyckin lick 'EM u stupid bitch!
You're a fucking ass. Fuck you, ignorant asshole!
No ur a basterd
That's sooo funny but u guys say it suks
It would be ten times funnier if he did it in person
Geezus really I hope u live in a concrete jungle to get away from the witch
what a bitch. GROW UP.
LOL!! now this is something i would do!! this guy is a genious!!
Well, you're a bastard.
Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard thank you I mean that
Thats fuckin creative right there
2:36 that's awesome! Sick but awesome!
Hahah. I am in love with this!
that was awesome.. haha I felt bad for a bit
...but yeah, that was after I got done laughing.
Gotta agree with you 8:40
Bitch was probably caught cheating. Only reasonable answer
And you wish you could be me
That's sooo rude. Not funny
Ha. I posted this like six months ago. Don't worry kids, I found out she slept with two guys. ;)
Class act. I love it. Well played. Why so many thumbs down?
It probably isn't a girl, because no girl is that insensitive, it is in or genetics to be hormonal and shit, this is to sadistic to be any girls text
4:16 will you meet me on the Internet and send me naked pictures of yourself I could Jack to and then get married also online and meet and suck my penis
im a woman and still i think this man is a god
Lol i shit my pants
Hhahahahahahaha, sucks bitch.
Wow! Now THAT is awesome! How is anyone giving this a thumbs down?!?
Lmao that's funny but sooooo wrong
I wish I knew who you were so I could shake you hand!!! Holla at cha boy!
Thts the funniest thing ever but she prbly is shitting brix rite now
Haha. You can all shut the fuck up with your morales and shit, yeah we get it your retarded inbred brother broke up with you the same way regaurfless, this man is a genious
what about the girls response? "are you seriously doing this over text message" \n\nthis implies that she is a huge bitch. I'm a chick, and you know what? It's 2010. People find love online. It's the age of technology. Sounds to me like he didn't want to see her face or hear her nagging ass anymore. Easiest way to do it in my book.
What a fucking dick.
Maybe he was dumping her as a failsafe, in case she said no to getting married?
1123 you're a fucking dumbass. Do girlfriends usually call their boyfriends "babe"?? Think about it
I call mine Babe. My best friend has called the guy's she has dated 'babe'. My sister uses it too.
This is fucking hilarious. One of the best ones I've read.
Ha ha brilliant
Girl must have been a bitch
Huge Fizzy Douche!
Hahaha owned dumb bitch probably deserved it
Honestly? Fuck you.