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  • Sounds like he is trying to go from booty call to boyfriend

    Submitted by Phys on Nov 16, 11 at 2:29pm
  • This becomes considerably more awkward when the neighbor walks out to grab the newspaper

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 16, 11 at 2:39pm
    • I would give this a thumbs up but it is completely equal to Phys comment and I don't want to mess it up

      Submitted by tlovell on Nov 17, 11 at 1:27pm
  • I don't know who booty-called whom, but you two need to upgrade your relationship. You're both keepers. I hope you enjoy many happy years together. And I think I got something in my eye, or it's dusty in here, or something.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 17, 11 at 3:55am
  • marry him. i wish the guys i know would do this. they just expect head and give nothing in return.

    Submitted by preppygirl on Nov 16, 11 at 11:16pm
    • I know how to solve that problem...Just apply the old "you get what you give", tactic to him, and I bet you get all the head you want...If that don't work, get you a sexy Italian!

      Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 17, 11 at 4:44pm
  • I need a better fuck buddy...

    Submitted by xandrasm on Nov 16, 11 at 10:57pm
  • How can you think about a booty call as romantic?

    Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 17, 11 at 5:05am
  • Keeeeeper

    Submitted by janned on Nov 16, 11 at 10:26pm
  • Hell it's more fun with people watching so let the neighbors watch, never had a fuck buddy like this, if only.....

    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Nov 16, 11 at 5:04pm
  • That's awesome

    Submitted by KevenKleinz on Nov 20, 11 at 5:53pm
  • Amazing. Don't fuck it up

    Submitted by Marsellus on Nov 17, 11 at 10:00am
  • Kowabunga, dude!

    Submitted by mattmac91 on Nov 16, 11 at 11:02pm
  • She forgot to mention how they topped off their classy little porch date with a Thunderbird and Velveeta picnic.

    Submitted by deezknight on Nov 16, 11 at 2:27pm
  • That's so romantic!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 17, 11 at 4:42pm
  • That'll make the wood warp, you inconsiderate dirty water trash whore

    Submitted by creepojohnson on Nov 16, 11 at 11:48pm
  • fantastic. it's not easy to find a woman willing to fuck/foreplay pre-sunrise. even better you're a fuckbuddy. teach me to pick better fuckbuddies!

    Submitted by thebatman on Nov 16, 11 at 2:21pm