Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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Who stops hotel sex to answer the phone?!
If you're going to be a bastard, be the worst one possible.
So that was you?
You're a dick
This might be a douche move but a truly epic one and for that bravo my disgruntled person!
Ha ha love it
I think that's fuckin brilliant.\nSay what you want but that is a very clever game to play, of course karma is a bitch so expect your next hook up to stick her dildo in your ass while you aren't paying attention... \nAside from the "ram"ifications good show old man
That one is fuckin great.!!! I cried as I laughed
Yeah but then after all that they guy over there ought to thank you. With that many close calls, she'll have an amazing orgasm. So cheers to that! Fail.
There's a billion people fuckin' on any given day.
best idea ever, douchebag move, but pretty damn good :)
You're like a fully automatic cock blocking assault rifle of dickishness. But you're funny, so you get to live.
that is fantastically wicked
Silky Johnson is that you?! lol player hater ball 2011.
epic, someone deserves a high five
That's SO GREAT.
Wished I thought of that!!! Awesome!
Omg really !!! Don't hate the game man hate the person that's playing alone !! U
I got some tonight. Just saying
Next time, call and yell dibs
effin hilarious. and probably satisfying for you haha
Good for you
Damn 905 people...
Don't be hatin'! Also... I agree with fashionjunkie.
lmao so true
Just because your too pathetic to get any why be a dick about it??
I'm sorry, but do you really think phone calls are going to stop her from having an orgasm? After answering about two times, I would think they would just ignore it. A ringing phone isn't going to stop someone from orgasming. :/ In short, they still win and you are still alone.
of course you know they can find out who has been calling them...
Uh that's a bitch move. Oh and now you get to hear them fuck longer...congrats?
Hahahahahaha all time low
I got some tonight, just saying.
Stiff night hugh man? We've all had those nights!!
Do on to others guy! Unpredictable a 14 year old douche worst than you will screw up your next hot date. That is if there is one.
that's funny as shit lmao
That's a real dick move. I'm more surprised that they kept answering the phone. www.sftlolz.com
And i forgot to add FIRST