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  • Submitted by fashionjunkie on Jan 3, 11 at 5:05pm

    Who stops hotel sex to answer the phone?!

  • Submitted by raoulritz on Jan 3, 11 at 6:31pm

    If you're going to be a bastard, be the worst one possible.

  • Submitted by GrammarPolice on Jan 3, 11 at 4:25pm

    So that was you?

  • Submitted by xombieum on Jan 3, 11 at 4:20pm

    You're a dick

  • Submitted by jokir82 on Jan 3, 11 at 7:47pm

    This might be a douche move but a truly epic one and for that bravo my disgruntled person!

  • Submitted by quintvisk on Jan 4, 11 at 2:39am

    I think that's fuckin brilliant.\nSay what you want but that is a very clever game to play, of course karma is a bitch so expect your next hook up to stick her dildo in your ass while you aren't paying attention... \nAside from the "ram"ifications good show old man

  • Submitted by waterdrops on Jan 3, 11 at 4:58pm

    Ha ha love it

  • Submitted by orangecrush24 on Jan 3, 11 at 10:32pm

    switch hands

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 11 at 6:07pm

    That one is fuckin great.!!! I cried as I laughed

  • Submitted by faulk65 on Jan 3, 11 at 11:19pm

    cock block..

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    Submitted by megaphone on Jan 5, 11 at 5:59am

    Yeah but then after all that they guy over there ought to thank you. With that many close calls, she'll have an amazing orgasm. So cheers to that! Fail.

  • Submitted by JessMSU on Jan 3, 11 at 9:50pm

    Diiiiiiiiiiick move.

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Jan 3, 11 at 10:05pm

    There's a billion people fuckin' on any given day.

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    Submitted by averizzle556 on Jan 6, 11 at 1:15am

    that is fantastically wicked

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    Submitted by lcrackenn on Jan 4, 11 at 10:46pm

    best idea ever, douchebag move, but pretty damn good :)

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    Submitted by rooster92 on Jan 3, 11 at 8:28pm

    Silky Johnson is that you?! lol player hater ball 2011.

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    Submitted by livewire on Jan 4, 11 at 4:46pm

    Omg really !!! Don't hate the game man hate the person that's playing alone !! U

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    Submitted by suzieq18 on Jan 3, 11 at 7:32pm

    That's SO GREAT.

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 5, 11 at 9:26am

    You're like a fully automatic cock blocking assault rifle of dickishness. But you're funny, so you get to live.

  • Submitted by getwhatuget on Jan 4, 11 at 4:11pm

    epic, someone deserves a high five

  • Submitted by Kensaru on Jan 4, 11 at 3:26am

    I got some tonight. Just saying

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    Submitted by jill68 on Jan 3, 11 at 10:39pm

    Wished I thought of that!!! Awesome!

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    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 4, 11 at 9:57am

    Fair call

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    Submitted by niceman on Jan 4, 11 at 4:10pm

    Next time, call and yell dibs

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    Submitted by Ambelica on Jan 3, 11 at 6:01pm

    effin hilarious. and probably satisfying for you haha

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    Submitted by saltybol123 on Jan 3, 11 at 10:25pm

    Good for you

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    Submitted by RobbieP on Jan 4, 11 at 2:42am

    Damn 905 people...

  • Submitted by lickmynuts on Jan 3, 11 at 4:19pm

    Hahahahahaha all time low

  • Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 3, 11 at 10:18pm

    I'm sorry, but do you really think phone calls are going to stop her from having an orgasm? After answering about two times, I would think they would just ignore it. A ringing phone isn't going to stop someone from orgasming. :/ In short, they still win and you are still alone.

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    Submitted by krmroxx on Jan 4, 11 at 3:57pm

    lmao so true

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    Submitted by skeezer on Jan 6, 11 at 5:50pm

    of course you know they can find out who has been calling them...

  • Submitted by Chief1998 on Jan 4, 11 at 10:10am

    Just because your too pathetic to get any why be a dick about it??

  • Submitted by tonerp on Jan 4, 11 at 3:52am

    So unchill.

  • Submitted by boolou on Jan 4, 11 at 2:51am

    Uh that's a bitch move. Oh and now you get to hear them fuck longer...congrats?

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    Submitted by ladykatie09 on Jan 3, 11 at 9:32pm

    Don't be hatin'! Also... I agree with fashionjunkie.

  • Submitted by Kensaru on Jan 4, 11 at 3:36am

    I got some tonight, just saying.

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    Submitted by meko13 on Jan 5, 11 at 7:07am

    aha epic!!

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    Submitted by tremont on Jan 4, 11 at 1:04am

    Hahahha

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    Submitted by BenJovi on Jan 3, 11 at 11:28pm

    Stiff night hugh man? We've all had those nights!!

  • Submitted by Chief1998 on Jan 4, 11 at 10:07am

    asshole!!!

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 4, 11 at 7:16am

    Do on to others guy! Unpredictable a 14 year old douche worst than you will screw up your next hot date. That is if there is one.

  • Submitted by tonerp on Jan 4, 11 at 3:52am

    So unchill.

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    Submitted by MJCity on Mar 4, 12 at 2:35am

    that's funny as shit lmao

  • Submitted by Flyers108 on Jan 3, 11 at 5:32pm

    That's a real dick move. I'm more surprised that they kept answering the phone. www.sftlolz.com

  • Submitted by lickmynuts on Jan 3, 11 at 4:20pm

    And i forgot to add FIRST