Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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You are, in fact, pretty damn cool.
Lets get the record strait.... Don't throw out the term MILF until you see this chick. She could look like Michelle Obama (Shudders)....
Gotta keep protien count high for feeding the newborn right?
I'm glad to see the PTA doing more than just bake sales for fundraising
I'm pretty sure it should feel like the worlds coolest mom.
Den mother: you're doing it wrong
...because giving blowjobs is immoral? I don't get it.
As long as you swallowed
Ck24...Michelle Obizy over Cathrine Romney or w/e her name is...lol
You should feel proud!!!
Depends who you gave it to.
So, you're the wife that stops having sex when you get married. What does being a mother have to do with having a sex life?
@Binders: The PTA is crazy cool now huh?
Anyone else suspect that she was blowing her son?
No, it's just you, Sophocles.
LMFAO!! Nice Oedipus reference.
Thank you. My parents would be appalled knowing that this is what they're getting for all the money they spend on my education. :-)
that would be *spent* on my education.
Ew. No. Paging Dr. Freud
Idk how does your conscience feel when you collect your welfare checks?
Cummy?\nA little sticky with a chance of crust?