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  • Submitted by MandatoryPants on Dec 9, 10 at 5:39pm

    ...wait. 150 people were taking showers at 2:30 a.m.?

    • Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 10, 10 at 3:37am

      No. 75 couples were "taking showers" at 2:30am.

  • Submitted by dallasdivr on Dec 9, 10 at 6:42pm

    Let's see- Maine/ NH in Dec. I'm sure the firefighters weren't frantically searching for anything but were laughing their asses off at everyone freezing b/c of one dumbass that never learned to cook popcorn

    • Submitted by CIT on Dec 10, 10 at 10:06am

      they always appreciate being awoken at 2:30 am by idiots too, i assure you.

      • Submitted by Bjorg on Dec 13, 10 at 6:08pm

        you seem to take a lot of offense to burnt popcorn. please refrain from ever making a mistake in your entire life.

  • Submitted by creepmaster90 on Dec 9, 10 at 6:50pm

    This was from my dorm! There was snow on the ground. Next time you want to drunkenly cook popcorn at 2 in the morning, DONT DO IT.

  • Submitted by Michguy on Dec 9, 10 at 6:02pm

    Everyone had one piece of popcorn then?

  • Submitted by damage_inc on Dec 9, 10 at 7:37pm

    Why would 150 people be naked at 2:30 am? Just get out of bed and throw some clothes on quick, and you're a complete moron for not knowing how to cook popcorn. I hope you got a nice fine.

  • Submitted by CIT on Dec 9, 10 at 4:43pm

    Nice way to waste the time of firefighters that would have much rather been doing something else. Hopefully there wasn't a real emergency somewhere else. and yes, I know I sound preachy, and I'm ok with that.

    • Submitted by clamsmash on Dec 9, 10 at 7:52pm

      youre a douche. no one in their right mind would intentionally burn their popcorn!

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        Submitted by CIT on Dec 10, 10 at 10:04am

        but they were standing outside letting the FF frantically search. that's the part i take issue with.

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Dec 9, 10 at 10:31pm

    Just so you all know, a lot of people go AWAY to college with the same cellphones they had in high school, so area codes don't say much about which school they go to.

  • Submitted by taram on Dec 10, 10 at 12:46am

    I don't understand how you could all be sharing your popcorn if it's your burnt popcorn that caused the fire ...

  • Submitted by Laurennniscool on Dec 9, 10 at 9:51pm

    Hahahaha!!!! This reminds me of this kid in my dorm at Chico setting the fire alarm off because he forgot to put water in his top ramen.... And set the microwave for 15 minutes...

  • Submitted by stifflerrr on Dec 9, 10 at 11:07pm

    you have no way of knowing if its fake so just shutup

  • Submitted by vodkabetch on Dec 9, 10 at 11:28pm

    Hey this can be totally legit. . . last year i had my popcorn cause my fire alarm to go off, and the firefighters HAVE to come to your dorm even if you tell the front desk to tell them not to. . . glad im not the only one to have a faulty popcorn experience

  • Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Dec 10, 10 at 9:39am

    I miss college... Good times.

  • Submitted by Lawlzbird7 on Dec 9, 10 at 8:46pm

    I would be the one looking up their towels

  • Submitted by madame_orange on Dec 10, 10 at 4:54pm

    This happened the night of the Harry Potter premiere in my dorm...totally plausible. The number of people without shoes was astounding. I am pretty sure the drunk chick that burnt the popcorn was our Res Hall president as well.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 10 at 12:19am

    Hey this could be totally legit. Just ask any of the 150 people that were naked. Fired!!!

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 10, 10 at 12:13am

    Lol, FIRED alarm!

  • Submitted by loriann87 on Dec 10, 10 at 10:54pm

    I kinda like burnt popcorn... it's super crumbly.

  • Submitted by Bjorg on Dec 13, 10 at 6:07pm

    happens to the best of us.

  • Submitted by harleyy on Dec 10, 10 at 12:30am

    :) good try buddy

  • Submitted by chapdaddy on Dec 13, 10 at 11:26am

    People need to usethe creative side of their brain more an just think of the funniest scene imaginable. Amen to good nekkid time!!!!!!

  • Submitted by bongrippa on Dec 9, 10 at 6:57pm

    totally fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 10 at 12:03pm

    @12:46. There is nothing in this text that says that an actual fire was started. They just burned the popcorn.

  • Submitted by 757love on Dec 10, 10 at 12:38am

    Welcome to Rogers east, first floor.

  • Submitted by thatguy117 on Dec 9, 10 at 4:20pm

    I am disappoint

  • Submitted by vanilla_gorilla on Dec 12, 10 at 11:06pm

    Snow on the ground... UMO?

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on Dec 9, 10 at 8:37pm

    Nice way to waste my time with ANOTHER FAKE POST!

    • Submitted by lem0n on Dec 10, 10 at 1:44am

      nice way to waste my time with ANOTHER USELESS COMMENT.

  • Submitted by 13f on Dec 9, 10 at 4:43pm

    Any chance you go to FIT?

  • Submitted by rickscottisfired on Dec 10, 10 at 5:17am

    I have an explanation: this text is fake and stupid.

  • Submitted by RebeccaMae on Dec 18, 10 at 2:33pm

    You're the asshole I hunt down the next day.\nThough to be fair, when i was in the dorms the fire alarm went off because I drunkenly forgot to put water in my easy mac.

  • Submitted by butterf1yy on Dec 11, 10 at 4:33pm

    I hate this douchebag

  • Submitted by jayarr9 on Dec 11, 10 at 3:18am


  • Submitted by pochaco on Dec 9, 10 at 5:43pm

    Hahahahahah. Hahahaha gimme a minute Hahahahaha ooo man I love this app

    • Submitted by michaelafogle on Dec 9, 10 at 10:34pm

      and the most pointless reply goes to.....

  • Submitted by korin530 on Dec 11, 10 at 9:55am

    Totally happened Thursday night at hocking college

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    Submitted by someguyinthe207 on Feb 6, 15 at 2:55am

    Haha I remember this. It was in the Portland paper, it was USM. University of South Maine

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    Submitted by ashhleyyy12 on Jul 11, 11 at 1:16am

    which college was this? i have a feeling it was UMO, yah?