Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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...wait. 150 people were taking showers at 2:30 a.m.?
No. 75 couples were "taking showers" at 2:30am.
Let's see- Maine/ NH in Dec. I'm sure the firefighters weren't frantically searching for anything but were laughing their asses off at everyone freezing b/c of one dumbass that never learned to cook popcorn
they always appreciate being awoken at 2:30 am by idiots too, i assure you.
you seem to take a lot of offense to burnt popcorn. please refrain from ever making a mistake in your entire life.
This was from my dorm! There was snow on the ground. Next time you want to drunkenly cook popcorn at 2 in the morning, DONT DO IT.
Everyone had one piece of popcorn then?
Why would 150 people be naked at 2:30 am? Just get out of bed and throw some clothes on quick, and you're a complete moron for not knowing how to cook popcorn. I hope you got a nice fine.
Just so you all know, a lot of people go AWAY to college with the same cellphones they had in high school, so area codes don't say much about which school they go to.
Nice way to waste the time of firefighters that would have much rather been doing something else. Hopefully there wasn't a real emergency somewhere else. and yes, I know I sound preachy, and I'm ok with that.
youre a douche. no one in their right mind would intentionally burn their popcorn!
but they were standing outside letting the FF frantically search. that's the part i take issue with.
I don't understand how you could all be sharing your popcorn if it's your burnt popcorn that caused the fire ...
Hahahaha!!!! This reminds me of this kid in my dorm at Chico setting the fire alarm off because he forgot to put water in his top ramen.... And set the microwave for 15 minutes...
you have no way of knowing if its fake so just shutup
Hey this can be totally legit. . . last year i had my popcorn cause my fire alarm to go off, and the firefighters HAVE to come to your dorm even if you tell the front desk to tell them not to. . . glad im not the only one to have a faulty popcorn experience
I would be the one looking up their towels
I miss college... Good times.
Hey this could be totally legit. Just ask any of the 150 people that were naked. Fired!!!
Lol, FIRED alarm!
This happened the night of the Harry Potter premiere in my dorm...totally plausible. The number of people without shoes was astounding. I am pretty sure the drunk chick that burnt the popcorn was our Res Hall president as well.
:) good try buddy
People need to usethe creative side of their brain more an just think of the funniest scene imaginable. Amen to good nekkid time!!!!!!
I kinda like burnt popcorn... it's super crumbly.
Snow on the ground... UMO?
@12:46. There is nothing in this text that says that an actual fire was started. They just burned the popcorn.
Any chance you go to FIT?
I am disappoint
Welcome to Rogers east, first floor.
Nice way to waste my time with ANOTHER FAKE POST!
nice way to waste my time with ANOTHER USELESS COMMENT.
happens to the best of us.
I have an explanation: this text is fake and stupid.
You're the asshole I hunt down the next day.\nThough to be fair, when i was in the dorms the fire alarm went off because I drunkenly forgot to put water in my easy mac.
Hahahahahah. Hahahaha gimme a minute Hahahahaha ooo man I love this app
and the most pointless reply goes to.....
sorry, i mean 'comment'
I hate this douchebag
Totally happened Thursday night at hocking college
Haha I remember this. It was in the Portland paper, it was USM. University of South Maine
which college was this? i have a feeling it was UMO, yah?