If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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When your mom can still party harder than you can, seriously look at yourself.
Some 21 year old's moms could be in their mid 30's.
That my friend is the mother-daughter threesome we have on our bucket list.
Why? Who wants to see their mom get plowed and vice versa? Are father son threesomes a thing too?
If it is, it makes me kinda glad I don't know my dad. Don't have to worry about him "mackin on my gal" lol.
Go mom go!
"I'm telling you to go home mom, stop following me to the bar, I'm 16 and an adult jeez."
Oh wow, made me laugh and sad at the same time.
Then my job is complete. Half the reason I signed up to comment was to try to part back the people who make me laugh.
Pay* stupid phone