He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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Would you set my ex on fire too??
Omfg get mine too.
Extra points for the game of thrones reference.
burninating the villages
burninating all the peoples in their thatched roof cottages!
So is OP a homo and he's now dating a flamer
Never set your ex on fire, it only will annoy him. You're sure to make the douche perspire, rather than to destroy him. Likewise do not ignite the cat, iguana, parrot, or the rat. And never set your ex on fire. (with apologies to Frank Hayes)
Now you know what's gonna happen to you when you break up with this guy!
don't dump this guy he'll most likely set you on fire
ooooh good point. Run OP run!
I doubt those burns compare to how much it burns when they pee after dating you.
Keep it classy alton
"When there's nothing left to do, sometimes you have to set yourself on fire" - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead by Stars.