In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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Training wheels are for wusses... Throw it back like a man!!!
Youre supposed to shoot it, then lick a salty spot on the person you're with, right?
You mean, a girl's not supposed to hold the shotglass between her breasts? I guess I've been doing it wrong all these years. Guess I'll have to try your method.
>sigh<\nHedo...ya could make a man wanna start drinkin again with a mental image like that
No worries Snidely... You've had a wild ride in life. :-D I could substitute the booze!
Ok even so stoned moving felt interesting and my face numb I would not mistake a huge ass pear for a small lime.
Oh oh and when the world goes all slo mo after a particularly good hit, that's my favorite feeling.
Lick it, slam it, SUCK it, porksword ;)
So close, and yet so far away.