He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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He's at the perfect place to receive this news as well because either result is a good reason to drink.
Best news I've heard all day
Over - It's a joke. Welcome to the internet. Watch out for those Nigerian lotteries.
Cheaper than a kid.
In da hood none of use kno our dad
hahaha now THIS is funny!
must be the poster child for "that shit ain't mine"
Happy Not A Fathers Day
Who would want to get anyone pregnant but who wouldn't want to bang pregnant chick it's like damage is already done. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com/
thank you barney stinson
This is obviously fake, alcohol is expensive!
Hey Dadx2 that Nigerian prince really does wanna give me my lottery winnings! Why else would he send me the same email repeatedly all in one day? Hahaha
I don't get it. Why wouldn't he want his wife to be pregnant?
Did you think of the fact that he might not be talking about his wife but some kind of condom mishap with a girlfriend or fuckbuddy? Even if it his wife it's possible that he might not be ready for children yet. She might not be either.
My dads not a phone!!!
FYI dadx it's not his wife but her stalking jailbait that texted him.\nMC