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  • He's at the perfect place to receive this news as well because either result is a good reason to drink.

    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Mar 8, 11 at 1:00pm
  • Best news I've heard all day

    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Mar 8, 11 at 11:43am
  • Over - It's a joke. Welcome to the internet. Watch out for those Nigerian lotteries.

    Submitted by dadx2 on Mar 8, 11 at 1:45pm
  • Winning.

    Submitted by suck_on_my_ on Mar 8, 11 at 11:15pm
  • Cheaper than a kid.

    Submitted by iHaveNoLife on Mar 9, 11 at 10:45am
  • hahaha now THIS is funny!

    Submitted by iDreamOfWeenie on Mar 8, 11 at 11:49am
  • In da hood none of use kno our dad

    Submitted by hoodrat225 on Mar 8, 11 at 4:27pm
  • must be the poster child for "that shit ain't mine"

    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 8, 11 at 3:23pm
  • Happy Not A Fathers Day

    Submitted by eman920 on Mar 10, 11 at 4:58pm
  • Hey Dadx2 that Nigerian prince really does wanna give me my lottery winnings! Why else would he send me the same email repeatedly all in one day? Hahaha

    Submitted by rico69suave on Mar 9, 11 at 11:04pm
  • thank you barney stinson

    Submitted by thedoctorguy on Mar 23, 11 at 9:55pm
  • Who would want to get anyone pregnant but who wouldn't want to bang pregnant chick it's like damage is already done. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com/

    Submitted by gulfcoasthonky on Mar 9, 11 at 2:26am
  • This is obviously fake, alcohol is expensive!

    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 8, 11 at 2:31pm
  • Life story

    Submitted by iReptarr on Mar 9, 11 at 10:34pm
  • My dads not a phone!!!

    Submitted by boolou on Mar 9, 11 at 4:34am
  • I don't get it. Why wouldn't he want his wife to be pregnant?

    Submitted by dadx2 on Mar 8, 11 at 11:52am
    • Did you think of the fact that he might not be talking about his wife but some kind of condom mishap with a girlfriend or fuckbuddy? Even if it his wife it's possible that he might not be ready for children yet. She might not be either.

      Submitted by ChibiChibi on Mar 13, 11 at 1:10am
  • FYI dadx it's not his wife but her stalking jailbait that texted him.\nMC

    Submitted by 0ver on Mar 8, 11 at 12:53pm