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  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Mar 8, 11 at 1:00pm

    He's at the perfect place to receive this news as well because either result is a good reason to drink.

  • Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Mar 8, 11 at 11:43am

    Best news I've heard all day

  • Submitted by dadx2 on Mar 8, 11 at 1:45pm

    Over - It's a joke. Welcome to the internet. Watch out for those Nigerian lotteries.

  • Submitted by suck_on_my_ on Mar 8, 11 at 11:15pm


  • Submitted by iHaveNoLife on Mar 9, 11 at 10:45am

    Cheaper than a kid.

  • Submitted by iDreamOfWeenie on Mar 8, 11 at 11:49am

    hahaha now THIS is funny!

  • Submitted by hoodrat225 on Mar 8, 11 at 4:27pm

    In da hood none of use kno our dad

  • Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 8, 11 at 3:23pm

    must be the poster child for "that shit ain't mine"

  • Submitted by eman920 on Mar 10, 11 at 4:58pm

    Happy Not A Fathers Day

  • Submitted by rico69suave on Mar 9, 11 at 11:04pm

    Hey Dadx2 that Nigerian prince really does wanna give me my lottery winnings! Why else would he send me the same email repeatedly all in one day? Hahaha

  • Submitted by gulfcoasthonky on Mar 9, 11 at 2:26am

    Who would want to get anyone pregnant but who wouldn't want to bang pregnant chick it's like damage is already done.

  • Submitted by thedoctorguy on Mar 23, 11 at 9:55pm

    thank you barney stinson

  • Submitted by iReptarr on Mar 9, 11 at 10:34pm

    Life story

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 8, 11 at 2:31pm

    This is obviously fake, alcohol is expensive!

  • Submitted by boolou on Mar 9, 11 at 4:34am

    My dads not a phone!!!

  • Submitted by dadx2 on Mar 8, 11 at 11:52am

    I don't get it. Why wouldn't he want his wife to be pregnant?

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      Submitted by ChibiChibi on Mar 13, 11 at 1:10am

      Did you think of the fact that he might not be talking about his wife but some kind of condom mishap with a girlfriend or fuckbuddy? Even if it his wife it's possible that he might not be ready for children yet. She might not be either.

  • Submitted by 0ver on Mar 8, 11 at 12:53pm

    FYI dadx it's not his wife but her stalking jailbait that texted him.\nMC