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  • 35 17
    Submitted by fuckitsme on Jul 24, 10 at 4:56pm

    ha sucks. i got titties in ten minutes flat...and im a girl. what the fucks up?

  • 35 22
    Submitted by jasboo on Jul 24, 10 at 3:06pm

    boobs make everything better. they're like a built in greeting card. birthday, anniversary, graduation, get well soon, thinking of you, boobs are ALWAYS welcome.

  • 27 21
    Submitted by GrizzlyCat on Jul 24, 10 at 3:29pm

    Serial rapist in action...

  • 28 23
    Submitted by SilhouetteDreams on Jul 24, 10 at 2:47pm

    At least he has his priority's straight :P

  • 18 14
    Submitted by BurritoMan on Jul 26, 10 at 2:16am

    Boobs are Quacktastic

  • 20 18
    Submitted by average_azn on Jul 24, 10 at 2:25pm

    I would send this

  • 19 17
    Submitted by chloebbz on Jul 24, 10 at 9:13pm

    Got the exact same text from my boyfriend last night.. :L

  • 17 16
    Submitted by Kender on Jul 25, 10 at 12:50pm

    @bjbetty *cough* whore. *cough*

  • 16 16
    Submitted by maryjaneinvegas on Jul 28, 10 at 7:05am

    Damn tourists...

  • 20 27
    Submitted by bjbetty on Jul 25, 10 at 1:33am

    I'll send you a pic of my tits

    • 21 18
      Submitted by giantsfan on Jul 28, 10 at 7:13pm

      haha this was my text to my friend. She never did, why is it so hard lol

  • 15 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:28pm

    4.56 u just got flat titties

  • 17 27
    Submitted by pippymiskers on Jul 24, 10 at 2:29pm

    This blood is making me thirdy

  • 15 25
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 2:49pm

    Blood makes me fifty.

  • 19 35
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 24, 10 at 2:25pm

    This blood is making me Firsty!

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