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  • Submitted by raoulritz on Jan 3, 11 at 6:29pm

    So you've met my mom....

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 4, 11 at 7:14am

    Just tackle her, throw her over your shoulder and take her home.

  • Submitted by rooster92 on Jan 3, 11 at 11:59pm

    she probably flashed you to throw you off on the fact she just flopped face first on the concrete. haha aahhh drunken logic..

  • Submitted by eemes on Jan 3, 11 at 6:25pm

    And you'll never get the chance again...

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    Submitted by 121 on Jan 4, 11 at 12:54am

    deucebag?? really pbdude...really??

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    Submitted by wheredidgrungego on Jan 3, 11 at 6:22pm

    This has actually happened to me before, but it was the rug in my basement, not concrete.

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    Submitted by tgrasty6 on Jan 4, 11 at 12:18am

    my mom maybe...?

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Kensaru on Jan 4, 11 at 3:34am

    You should've whipped your dick out for her.

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    Submitted by cb2012 on Jan 3, 11 at 5:49pm

    Bullshit! And first

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    Submitted by StoneEdge on Jan 4, 11 at 10:45am

    Check the ER's.

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    Submitted by niceman on Jan 4, 11 at 4:11pm

    Pretend to care that she may be hurt, earn her trust and then fuck her hard

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    Submitted by apkdm on Jan 4, 11 at 1:49pm

    What a champ.

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    Submitted by T3RM1N8R86 on Jan 4, 11 at 7:31am

    Charlotte... I love you!

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    Submitted by sammysamsam on Jan 4, 11 at 8:56am

    What's a deucebag?

  • Submitted by pbdude21 on Jan 3, 11 at 10:27pm

    What's more sad is how pathetically desperate you are to get some. Like fuck if you can't even get with some of the tipsy girls then you most be either hideous or a complete deucebag