She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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So you've met my mom....
Just tackle her, throw her over your shoulder and take her home.
And you'll never get the chance again...
she probably flashed you to throw you off on the fact she just flopped face first on the concrete. haha aahhh drunken logic..
deucebag?? really pbdude...really??
Bullshit! And first
my mom maybe...?
Pretend to care that she may be hurt, earn her trust and then fuck her hard
This has actually happened to me before, but it was the rug in my basement, not concrete.
Check the ER's.
You should've whipped your dick out for her.
What's a deucebag?
What a champ.
What's more sad is how pathetically desperate you are to get some. Like fuck if you can't even get with some of the tipsy girls then you most be either hideous or a complete deucebag
Charlotte... I love you!