She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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