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  • get him ipicac now!

    Submitted by doiou2 on Jul 28, 13 at 10:26am
  • Guys. Sometimes love doesn't work out. But if you chose well, you will probably still want your ex to be happy and have a good life. And she, you. Pancakes for a new guy is a sweet and simple offering.

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 28, 13 at 3:07pm
  • My thoughts exactly. He definitely laced those pancakes with rat poison.

    Submitted by pelicanbriefs on Jul 28, 13 at 11:17am
    • or what else made the batter bitter. if he knows who the chef is and ate he's a trusting fool.

      Submitted by doiou2 on Jul 28, 13 at 12:07pm
  • @kin_in_in: In a mature world, yes that can happen, but have you looked at the average person? No, there was something extra in the pancakes.

    Submitted by lickthat on Jul 28, 13 at 7:57pm
    • Hi, I'm 250. My ex is actually just a very sweet guy. The only thing extra in those pancakes were the blueberries.

      Submitted by HollyJ on Jul 28, 13 at 8:22pm
      • Holly I'm sure he is a prince among men but as a grown secure male with a few relationships behind me, put yourself in his position. Yes he is sweet but no man wants to hear his ex getting railed in the next room. And if you are staying at his place no matter how sweet he is you keep bringing onesies there he is going to get bent. have courtesy if not respect. and dont forget... tfln its all in phun.

        Submitted by doiou2 on Jul 28, 13 at 9:37pm
  • why didn't you just go back to your new fuck buddy's house? avoid all that awkwardness together.

    Submitted by TheNorwegian on Jul 28, 13 at 12:27pm