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  • 48 25
    Submitted by rikie83 on Mar 30, 13 at 10:24am

    He was jut checking to see if you were real...

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Mar 30, 13 at 10:06am

    Eighty Eight

    • 13 20
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 2, 13 at 11:44am

      Number of times his "Uncle" shoved a business card up his ass and left

  • 29 29
    Submitted by W_T_F on Mar 30, 13 at 12:07pm

    Number of times he's been fingered in a bar then handed a card that says "your uncle".

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Hawkeyes1 on Mar 30, 13 at 11:50am

    Eighty eight

    • 28 28
      Submitted by ajerk1487 on Mar 30, 13 at 2:07pm

      Wtf is eighty eight?

      • 18 32
        Submitted by LemmePhister on Mar 31, 13 at 9:06pm

        clearly, you're new here. just pay attention, and don't say yolo....ever.

    • 14 26
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 2, 13 at 11:46am

      Number of times Hawkeye sucked Hatey-hate's shit off "Uncle's" dick.

  • 25 23
    Submitted by RoffMain on Mar 30, 13 at 5:54pm

    Eighty Eight blew me.

  • 28 29
    Submitted by ajerk1487 on Mar 30, 13 at 10:30am

    Did he smell his fingers too?

  • 23 31
    Submitted by ChuckNation on Mar 31, 13 at 3:04am

    Ive done that exact Thing crazy i must have a twin somewhere

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Malicius on Mar 30, 13 at 3:55pm

    well you know where to send the cops for assault with intent

  • 23 32
    Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Mar 30, 13 at 10:12am

    Also you probably left done crabs crawling up his arm hair..

  • 11 13
    Submitted by kayleighs on Sep 11, 13 at 12:30am

    whoops...