Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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He was jut checking to see if you were real...
Number of times his "Uncle" shoved a business card up his ass and left
Did he smell his fingers too?
Eighty Eight blew me.
Also you probably left done crabs crawling up his arm hair..
Done = some
Number of times he's been fingered in a bar then handed a card that says "your uncle".
Ive done that exact Thing crazy i must have a twin somewhere
well you know where to send the cops for assault with intent
Wtf is eighty eight?
clearly, you're new here. just pay attention, and don't say yolo....ever.
Number of times Hawkeye sucked Hatey-hate's shit off "Uncle's" dick.