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  • Submitted by Shitner on Mar 11, 10 at 5:14pm

    This sounds like a family guy line. *cue flashback*

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    Submitted by verchigus on Mar 11, 10 at 8:33pm

    Isn't that shit illegal fuck it thug life

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    Submitted by ethan9192 on Mar 11, 10 at 5:13pm

    In soviet Russia bald eagles shoot you

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      Submitted by your_mom_6 on Mar 11, 10 at 7:05pm

      i hope you die a violent, brutal, painful death

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    Submitted by BurNingStar4 on Mar 12, 10 at 7:17am

    If u shot a bald eagle you'd definately be in prison.

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    Submitted by Intervention_v2 on Mar 12, 10 at 3:16am

    you shot a bald eagle? Commie...

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    Submitted by Yocheckitout on Mar 11, 10 at 4:50pm

    Why the hell would you shoot a bald eagle?

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      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 13, 10 at 8:42pm

      It had an offensively bad toupee.

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    Submitted by ashmundo on Mar 12, 10 at 1:08am

    That's horrible. Isn't that illegal?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 6:05pm

    5:14 5:52 I feel you

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    Submitted by sometimes89 on Mar 12, 10 at 10:54am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 11, 10 at 6:53pm

    WTF ?

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    Submitted by Naim on Mar 12, 10 at 10:34am

    Rofl

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    Submitted by Ohrerry on Mar 11, 10 at 6:00pm

    Rob you really shouldn't tell everyone about that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:43pm

    it wasn actually a bb gun it was a break action single shot pellet rifle ( i just call every pneumatic gun a bb gun. My dad bought i for me i believe it shot at around 1200 fps with a .177 cal pellet. But it was dead . It wa in the news

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:46pm

    Yea its pretty fucked up what i dd . But i was a kid i didnt care. I dont know where i hit it im pretty sure it was in the eye or head ( which i wasn aiming for) it was a lucky shot from 30 or so feet.. Its a beautiful bird though

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    Submitted by minihoodehoo on Mar 12, 10 at 11:36am

    Dumbass

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:48pm

    I have no reason to lie I dont gotta prove nothin to u guys . I just posted my comment because i can relate to the OP

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    Submitted by donkeydong on Mar 11, 10 at 4:28pm

    You killed a hooker?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 7:09pm

    Hahaha whrn i was a kid i shot one n killed it with a bb gun it was an impossible shot. Needless to say the church whos property it was on got fines a shit load and it was in the paper.. I was a bad kid i guess. Shit aint cool killin endangered species

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      Submitted by 04stx on Mar 11, 10 at 9:24pm

      You couldn't kill a bald eage with a BB gun. It's hard to kill a sparrow with a BB gun and it was hard to kill it. I call bullshit on that one. And yes, I am a good shot.

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        Submitted by dingo7512 on Jun 17, 10 at 10:53pm

        that bb gun was loaded with metal bb's and shot out of a car engine

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    Submitted by Epimetheus on May 22, 10 at 5:36pm

    If I start a comedy show I'll have to use this line.

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    Submitted by dingo7512 on Jun 17, 10 at 10:55pm

    i shot and killed a bald eagle as well, only I was playing Red Dead Redemption

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:51pm

    sounds like something outta family guy

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 11, 10 at 4:59pm

    you shot an NFL player?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 5:19pm

    Dear god! WTF

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 10:45pm

    Idiot. Hope you get mauled by a bald eagle.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:54pm

    Ya u get up to a year in fed prison for killing one. Its serious shit. Sum indian at an reservation killed one for a ritual. I guess he needed sum featheres. But he got arrested and had to go to federal court

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    Submitted by bcplaya030 on Mar 12, 10 at 7:43pm

    Typical gr people

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      Submitted by AcaciaJules on Mar 12, 10 at 10:59pm

      Hey, I have never killed anything....my dog on the other hand JUST caught his 8th rabbit tonight....*shudder* At least this time it wasn't a baby bunny.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 5:52pm

    5:14, great minds think alike.

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    Submitted by createone on Mar 11, 10 at 7:10pm

    Do they taste like chicken to

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 5:09pm

    Shit gets crazy in the second happiest town in the u.s.a

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    Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Mar 11, 10 at 6:39pm

    I haven't been this ashamed of my state in a while.

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      Submitted by AcaciaJules on Mar 12, 10 at 10:58pm

      What I want to know was WHERE?! The Zoo? This is Michigan, we got eagles and hawks (big enough to steal puppies...) but no bald ones. Except those ones I once saw at the zoo......OMG! You killed Benji!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 1:35am

    I've seen 2 in Texas. Woo hoo!

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    Submitted by The_Legit_Police on Mar 11, 10 at 6:06pm

    Who fucked a monkey?

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    Submitted by Jaco823 on Oct 8, 10 at 3:25am

    HOLY SHIT

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    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Mar 11, 10 at 4:29pm

    Hahahahahaa

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 5:49pm

    Hahaha 5:14 that was exactly what I wad thinking

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    Submitted by jinxyo10 on Mar 12, 10 at 12:07am

    i betting your from detroit...

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    Submitted by r360und on Apr 28, 10 at 8:22am

    Funny, but seriously, not cool

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    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 11, 10 at 5:17pm

    I hope you are kidding about the eagle. If not, can we all take shots at you?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 4:25pm

    First

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 7:58pm

    7:09- bullshit. Unless you hit that fucker in the eye under 15 yards. Or you're just lying

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 10 at 2:02am

    Nice work... Fuckin proud!

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    Submitted by Squarewheel on Mar 22, 10 at 9:25pm

    Burningstar4 your an idiot, I'de explain but I have a policy aginst arguing really stupid points

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      Submitted by apizzzzzle on Apr 8, 10 at 1:57pm

      until you learn how to spell "i'd", i'd recommend u shut the fuck up calling people idiots.. idiot.

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    Submitted by jom133 on Dec 8, 10 at 1:15am

    This sounds like it could be a family guy flashback setup lol

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    Submitted by I_AM_GOD on Apr 10, 10 at 5:41am

    Folks, I think he might just be a redneck

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    Submitted by softballcutie on Mar 13, 10 at 11:05pm

    Hater