And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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Well, duh. She is a cat. You are a mere human. To a cat, humans exist to serve them. It's your job to feed her, not the other way around.
Take it easy on the pussy.
Dogs are narcs. They bust people having a good time, it is why the have "police dogs.". They don't have "police cats" because cats are too into the mindset of you do your thing I do mine. Cats won't work for "Tha Man."
That's why dogs are better
No honey lets get our animals right, dog = barking idiot and of they are female then they are called a bitch. Cat = Meowing ruler of their known universe and you the lowly human.
My cat eats my food :(
This is 1 stupid ass text.
Cats are jerks
Get off my fucking lawn and spout your nonsense elsewhere.
Your cat can make food but only refuses to now? Don't complain
*cat looks over..."I might not let you live tonight."