Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Like a boss.
Really the best TFLN I've read too. This guy's the effin man and deserved all the sex he got.
I'm going to ignore the fact that this sounds fake because I want to believe that you really exist.
The people who thumbed this down are rapists.
That's the best text I've ever read. I hope he got stomped good.
Who says chivalry is dead
Chivalry is dead, and women killed it.- Dave Chappelle
That's awesome. Really, it's quite possibly THE best text on the site.
There are guys like this out there. They are just hard to find. If I saw some douche putting something in a chicks drink I'd knock him the fuck out. You don't do that to women.
Get this man a medal!
Get this man a beer!
i hope the people on here saying he cock blocked he dude (or something to that effect) are joking. i got roofied as a prank when i was 14. not cool. not cool at all. also, this dude is a champion
Nartec makes a GHB detection kit. its available for about 2 bucks a pop... doubt any bars out there stock them, but a creepy bartender hoping to save the day & show off with one might by some himself?
Great work. What a champ.
Best I've ever read; hope it's true.
bet he got buttsex
People like the OP exist, but there are far too few of them. \n\nI am sure that for the cost of $2 each (probably less if you buy in bulk), bars in major cities stock these tests if for no other reason than to lower their insurance premiums and limit their liability.
See? It pays to be chivalrous!! Well done, man!
Actually, occurrences of roofying people became such an issue that most bars had some of these tests on hand. Also, if the cops are called then they usually bring a test with them. Gotta love living in a town that has three large colleges and two army bases within 50 miles of downtown.
Hell the fuck yes! Show em who's boss!
You're supposed to thank your wingman
Fuck yeahhh!!!! Handled that 💁👏👏👏
What? Was the bartender a member of CSI?....who carrys test like that? Hahaha
Op is awesome, I would fuck him if I found out he did that for someone
The fuckin man. That guy right there.
I really, really hope this isn't fake. But it's such blatant wish-fulfillment that it reads like it is. Unless one of you guys can tell me that there's a chemical bartenders have that can confirm the presence of a roofie, I'm going to, with great disappointment, assume this is fake.
Drink test kits are available for GHB and ketamine but can produce false positives. More reliable are urine test kits for those two drugs plus rohypnol, but I somehow doubt that the barman asked her for a urine sample... or maybe he did, depends on the bar. ;)
If this isn't fake... Hell yeah, id totally bang him! As long as he didn't get beat w the uglystick or anything
that's fucking bad-ass. respect.
You're a good man... And of course you got poon. And thats always a good thing.
Well done sir
Sounds cool, but this text is total bullshit. ".. And then, on our way to my place, I saved a bus load of orphans and threw a touchdown to win the big game."
@1337ist Hahahahahaha so true!!!!
No you didn't.
Yea right. Fake.
Someones thirsty for attention
He deserved all the sex he got
Pics or it didn't happen!
Is it just me or does it sound like he knocked out the guy who roofied the girl and then took advantage of her roofied state "just woke up at her place" so u raped her instead of the other dude? hmmmm
To me, sounds like he beat up the guy RIGHT after watching him slip something into her drink, and made the danger known BEFORE she could take a sip. Sounds like she thanked him appropriately!
Fake. People like op dont exist.
Should have put it in her butt.
Hey.. Wasn't this on here already? I totally remember it.
You sir, are awesome sauce.
When nice guy's kick ass.
Your a hero! What a stud!
You are a superhero, kind human. And rewarded like one, too!
Who says "punched out" any more? And I call complete BS.
I was roofied once, it really sucks for most people but I got good sex out of my experience. At least based on the videos it was good sex.
what a dick. way to ruin his game
youve obviously been lucky enough to never have been roofied. trust me, its not a pleasant experience