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  • Like a boss.

    Submitted by mattl on Oct 2, 11 at 2:08pm
  • Really the best TFLN I've read too. This guy's the effin man and deserved all the sex he got.

    Submitted by TFCB on Oct 2, 11 at 2:32pm
  • I'm going to ignore the fact that this sounds fake because I want to believe that you really exist.

    Submitted by Irotnt_3230 on Oct 2, 11 at 3:57pm
  • The people who thumbed this down are rapists.

    Submitted by 1337ist on Oct 2, 11 at 7:16pm
  • Epic win

    Submitted by run4ever on Oct 2, 11 at 2:10pm
  • That's the best text I've ever read. I hope he got stomped good.

    Submitted by wingchunfighter on Oct 2, 11 at 2:26pm
  • Slow clap....

    Submitted by ipheer on Oct 2, 11 at 4:03pm
  • Who says chivalry is dead

    Submitted by TheWrightGuy on Oct 2, 11 at 5:33pm
  • That's awesome. Really, it's quite possibly THE best text on the site.

    Submitted by Lambda on Oct 2, 11 at 4:27pm
  • There are guys like this out there. They are just hard to find. If I saw some douche putting something in a chicks drink I'd knock him the fuck out. You don't do that to women.

    Submitted by PatsFan31 on Oct 3, 11 at 3:36pm
  • Get this man a medal!

    Submitted by superbassman on Oct 2, 11 at 10:30pm
  • i hope the people on here saying he cock blocked he dude (or something to that effect) are joking. i got roofied as a prank when i was 14. not cool. not cool at all. also, this dude is a champion

    Submitted by JFIEND on Oct 3, 11 at 5:47am
  • Nartec makes a GHB detection kit. its available for about 2 bucks a pop... doubt any bars out there stock them, but a creepy bartender hoping to save the day & show off with one might by some himself?

    Submitted by IcePrincess44 on Oct 2, 11 at 3:25pm
  • good man.

    Submitted by shaveydavey on Oct 2, 11 at 5:08pm
  • Great work. What a champ.

    Submitted by 4string on Oct 2, 11 at 10:51pm
  • Best I've ever read; hope it's true.

    Submitted by elgasjef on Oct 2, 11 at 5:34pm
  • bet he got buttsex

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Oct 2, 11 at 11:22pm
  • People like the OP exist, but there are far too few of them. \n\nI am sure that for the cost of $2 each (probably less if you buy in bulk), bars in major cities stock these tests if for no other reason than to lower their insurance premiums and limit their liability.

    Submitted by snakeservant on Oct 4, 11 at 5:12am
  • See? It pays to be chivalrous!! Well done, man!

    Submitted by MadMariah on Oct 11, 11 at 1:56pm
  • Actually, occurrences of roofying people became such an issue that most bars had some of these tests on hand. Also, if the cops are called then they usually bring a test with them. Gotta love living in a town that has three large colleges and two army bases within 50 miles of downtown.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 8, 11 at 11:15pm
  • Bravo

    Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Oct 4, 11 at 11:52am
  • You're supposed to thank your wingman

    Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Oct 2, 11 at 4:47pm
  • Hell the fuck yes! Show em who's boss!

    Submitted by neatfreakbenny on Oct 3, 11 at 1:12pm
  • Fuck yeahhh!!!! Handled that πŸ’πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:44am
  • total clit-on

    Submitted by SauceQueen on Oct 6, 11 at 12:45am
  • The fuckin man. That guy right there.

    Submitted by NecroSen on Oct 5, 11 at 2:01am
  • What? Was the bartender a member of CSI?....who carrys test like that? Hahaha

    Submitted by evolwayz on Oct 2, 11 at 7:45pm
  • I really, really hope this isn't fake. But it's such blatant wish-fulfillment that it reads like it is. Unless one of you guys can tell me that there's a chemical bartenders have that can confirm the presence of a roofie, I'm going to, with great disappointment, assume this is fake.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 2, 11 at 2:56pm
    • Drink test kits are available for GHB and ketamine but can produce false positives. More reliable are urine test kits for those two drugs plus rohypnol, but I somehow doubt that the barman asked her for a urine sample... or maybe he did, depends on the bar. ;)

      Submitted by khayman on Oct 2, 11 at 3:29pm
  • Op is awesome, I would fuck him if I found out he did that for someone

    Submitted by kgirl1992 on Jun 19, 12 at 11:53am
  • If this isn't fake... Hell yeah, id totally bang him! As long as he didn't get beat w the uglystick or anything

    Submitted by janedollskin on Oct 4, 11 at 11:50pm
  • that's fucking bad-ass. respect.

    Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 2:04am
  • nice wingman

    Submitted by ananya on Oct 15, 11 at 7:42pm
  • an hero

    Submitted by thedon923 on Oct 2, 11 at 4:03pm
  • Well done sir

    Submitted by BRRRRUNSKI on Oct 16, 11 at 10:57pm
  • You're a good man... And of course you got poon. And thats always a good thing.

    Submitted by yousirareagenius on Oct 30, 11 at 5:18pm
  • @1337ist Hahahahahaha so true!!!!

    Submitted by Das70sKid on Oct 7, 11 at 1:43am
  • Sounds cool, but this text is total bullshit. ".. And then, on our way to my place, I saved a bus load of orphans and threw a touchdown to win the big game."

    Submitted by patton18 on Oct 2, 11 at 4:08pm
  • No you didn't.

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 3, 11 at 11:59am
  • Yea right. Fake.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 2, 11 at 6:57pm
  • He deserved all the sex he got

    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Oct 20, 11 at 10:57pm
  • Someones thirsty for attention

    Submitted by selfmademac on Oct 26, 11 at 2:58am
  • Sick

    Submitted by killybeys on Oct 4, 11 at 4:20pm
  • Pics or it didn't happen!

    Submitted by mordantmouth on Oct 2, 11 at 3:00pm
  • Is it just me or does it sound like he knocked out the guy who roofied the girl and then took advantage of her roofied state "just woke up at her place" so u raped her instead of the other dude? hmmmm

    Submitted by poetic_kt on Oct 4, 11 at 1:44pm
    • To me, sounds like he beat up the guy RIGHT after watching him slip something into her drink, and made the danger known BEFORE she could take a sip. Sounds like she thanked him appropriately!

      Submitted by MadMariah on Oct 11, 11 at 2:05pm
  • Should have put it in her butt.

    Submitted by killaken on Oct 2, 11 at 5:06pm
  • Fake. People like op dont exist.

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 2, 11 at 10:21pm
  • Hey.. Wasn't this on here already? I totally remember it.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 2, 11 at 8:59pm
  • When nice guy's kick ass.

    Submitted by Burns on Oct 29, 11 at 12:22am
  • You sir, are awesome sauce.

    Submitted by JadedLust on Aug 22, 13 at 10:03pm
  • Your a hero! What a stud!

    Submitted by ffffairbr11 on Aug 18, 14 at 5:13am
  • Who says "punched out" any more? And I call complete BS.

    Submitted by islandlife78 on Oct 2, 11 at 2:24pm
  • You are a superhero, kind human. And rewarded like one, too!

    Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 1, 13 at 12:49am
  • Cock block!

    Submitted by 909Berdoo on Oct 2, 11 at 3:38pm
  • I was roofied once, it really sucks for most people but I got good sex out of my experience. At least based on the videos it was good sex.

    Submitted by armor8k8piercing on Oct 2, 11 at 6:21pm
  • what a dick. way to ruin his game

    Submitted by Toran on Oct 2, 11 at 2:15pm
  • Party pooper

    Submitted by grace12 on Oct 2, 11 at 2:07pm
    • youve obviously been lucky enough to never have been roofied. trust me, its not a pleasant experience

      Submitted by Bubula on Oct 2, 11 at 2:16pm