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  • Submitted by mattl on Oct 2, 11 at 2:08pm

    Like a boss.

  • Submitted by TFCB on Oct 2, 11 at 2:32pm

    Really the best TFLN I've read too. This guy's the effin man and deserved all the sex he got.

  • Submitted by Irotnt_3230 on Oct 2, 11 at 3:57pm

    I'm going to ignore the fact that this sounds fake because I want to believe that you really exist.

  • Submitted by 1337ist on Oct 2, 11 at 7:16pm

    The people who thumbed this down are rapists.

  • Submitted by rpmn31415 on Oct 2, 11 at 2:10pm

    Epic win

  • Submitted by wingchunfighter on Oct 2, 11 at 2:26pm

    That's the best text I've ever read. I hope he got stomped good.

  • Submitted by ipheer on Oct 2, 11 at 4:03pm

    Slow clap....

  • Submitted by TheWrightGuy on Oct 2, 11 at 5:33pm

    Who says chivalry is dead

    • Submitted by FuckYoOpinion89 on Oct 2, 11 at 10:50pm

      Chivalry is dead, and women killed it.- Dave Chappelle

  • Submitted by Lambda on Oct 2, 11 at 4:27pm

    That's awesome. Really, it's quite possibly THE best text on the site.

  • Submitted by PatsFan31 on Oct 3, 11 at 3:36pm

    There are guys like this out there. They are just hard to find. If I saw some douche putting something in a chicks drink I'd knock him the fuck out. You don't do that to women.

  • Submitted by JFIEND on Oct 3, 11 at 5:47am

    i hope the people on here saying he cock blocked he dude (or something to that effect) are joking. i got roofied as a prank when i was 14. not cool. not cool at all. also, this dude is a champion

  • Submitted by superbassman on Oct 2, 11 at 10:30pm

    Get this man a medal!

  • Submitted by shaveydavey on Oct 2, 11 at 5:08pm

    good man.

  • Submitted by IcePrincess44 on Oct 2, 11 at 3:25pm

    Nartec makes a GHB detection kit. its available for about 2 bucks a pop... doubt any bars out there stock them, but a creepy bartender hoping to save the day & show off with one might by some himself?

  • Submitted by 4string on Oct 2, 11 at 10:51pm

    Great work. What a champ.

  • Submitted by elgasjef on Oct 2, 11 at 5:34pm

    Best I've ever read; hope it's true.

  • Submitted by PHD1026 on Oct 2, 11 at 11:22pm

    bet he got buttsex

  • Submitted by snakeservant on Oct 4, 11 at 5:12am

    People like the OP exist, but there are far too few of them. \n\nI am sure that for the cost of $2 each (probably less if you buy in bulk), bars in major cities stock these tests if for no other reason than to lower their insurance premiums and limit their liability.

  • Submitted by MadMariah on Oct 11, 11 at 1:56pm

    See? It pays to be chivalrous!! Well done, man!

  • Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Oct 4, 11 at 11:52am


  • Submitted by neatfreakbenny on Oct 3, 11 at 1:12pm

    Hell the fuck yes! Show em who's boss!

  • Submitted by evolwayz on Oct 2, 11 at 7:45pm

    What? Was the bartender a member of CSI?....who carrys test like that? Hahaha

  • Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 8, 11 at 11:15pm

    Actually, occurrences of roofying people became such an issue that most bars had some of these tests on hand. Also, if the cops are called then they usually bring a test with them. Gotta love living in a town that has three large colleges and two army bases within 50 miles of downtown.

  • Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Oct 2, 11 at 4:47pm

    You're supposed to thank your wingman

  • Submitted by janedollskin on Oct 4, 11 at 11:50pm

    If this isn't fake... Hell yeah, id totally bang him! As long as he didn't get beat w the uglystick or anything

  • Submitted by NecroSen on Oct 5, 11 at 2:01am

    The fuckin man. That guy right there.

  • Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:44am

    Fuck yeahhh!!!! Handled that 💁👏👏👏

  • Submitted by kgirl1992 on Jun 19, 12 at 11:53am

    Op is awesome, I would fuck him if I found out he did that for someone

  • Submitted by SauceQueen on Oct 6, 11 at 12:45am

    total clit-on

  • Submitted by BRRRRUNSKI on Oct 16, 11 at 10:57pm

    Well done sir

  • Submitted by yousirareagenius on Oct 30, 11 at 5:18pm

    You're a good man... And of course you got poon. And thats always a good thing.

  • Submitted by ananya on Oct 15, 11 at 7:42pm

    nice wingman

  • Submitted by patton18 on Oct 2, 11 at 4:08pm

    Sounds cool, but this text is total bullshit. ".. And then, on our way to my place, I saved a bus load of orphans and threw a touchdown to win the big game."

  • Submitted by thedon923 on Oct 2, 11 at 4:03pm

    an hero

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 2, 11 at 2:56pm

    I really, really hope this isn't fake. But it's such blatant wish-fulfillment that it reads like it is. Unless one of you guys can tell me that there's a chemical bartenders have that can confirm the presence of a roofie, I'm going to, with great disappointment, assume this is fake.

    • Submitted by khayman on Oct 2, 11 at 3:29pm

      Drink test kits are available for GHB and ketamine but can produce false positives. More reliable are urine test kits for those two drugs plus rohypnol, but I somehow doubt that the barman asked her for a urine sample... or maybe he did, depends on the bar. ;)

  • Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 2:04am

    that's fucking bad-ass. respect.

  • Submitted by porksword on Oct 3, 11 at 11:59am

    No you didn't.

  • Submitted by Das70sKid on Oct 7, 11 at 1:43am

    @1337ist Hahahahahaha so true!!!!

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 2, 11 at 6:57pm

    Yea right. Fake.

  • Submitted by killybeys on Oct 4, 11 at 4:20pm


  • Submitted by mordantmouth on Oct 2, 11 at 3:00pm

    Pics or it didn't happen!

  • Submitted by poetic_kt on Oct 4, 11 at 1:44pm

    Is it just me or does it sound like he knocked out the guy who roofied the girl and then took advantage of her roofied state "just woke up at her place" so u raped her instead of the other dude? hmmmm

    • Submitted by MadMariah on Oct 11, 11 at 2:05pm

      To me, sounds like he beat up the guy RIGHT after watching him slip something into her drink, and made the danger known BEFORE she could take a sip. Sounds like she thanked him appropriately!

  • Submitted by selfmademac on Oct 26, 11 at 2:58am

    Someones thirsty for attention

  • Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Oct 20, 11 at 10:57pm

    He deserved all the sex he got

  • Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 2, 11 at 10:21pm

    Fake. People like op dont exist.

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    Submitted by JadedLust on Aug 22, 13 at 10:03pm

    You sir, are awesome sauce.

  • Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 2, 11 at 8:59pm

    Hey.. Wasn't this on here already? I totally remember it.

  • Submitted by killaken on Oct 2, 11 at 5:06pm

    Should have put it in her butt.

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    Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 1, 13 at 12:49am

    You are a superhero, kind human. And rewarded like one, too!

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    Submitted by ffffairbr11 on Aug 18, 14 at 5:13am

    Your a hero! What a stud!

  • Submitted by Burns on Oct 29, 11 at 12:22am

    When nice guy's kick ass.

  • Submitted by islandlife78 on Oct 2, 11 at 2:24pm

    Who says "punched out" any more? And I call complete BS.

  • Submitted by 909Berdoo on Oct 2, 11 at 3:38pm

    Cock block!

  • Submitted by armor8k8piercing on Oct 2, 11 at 6:21pm

    I was roofied once, it really sucks for most people but I got good sex out of my experience. At least based on the videos it was good sex.

  • Submitted by grace12 on Oct 2, 11 at 2:07pm

    Party pooper

    • Submitted by Bubula on Oct 2, 11 at 2:16pm

      youve obviously been lucky enough to never have been roofied. trust me, its not a pleasant experience

  • Submitted by Toran on Oct 2, 11 at 2:15pm

    what a dick. way to ruin his game