In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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Yes, that you're a terrible human being
Real-life plot of Die Fledermaus FTL.
Doesn't matter. Had sex
Doesnt count as a hookup then (Aria ThoughtsVent.com)
Were there piña coladas and rain involved?