happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
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time for a playfull shove down the stairs.
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i'm from 843...this is prob not a joke
this is that man's version of hiroshima...hes sittin there like 'fuuuuuuck me'....
lol. that just flat out sucks. I hope it's a joke too. Cause that's a hell of a way to find out.
holy crap. Even if its fake, that is some bad karma for the next guy
that's the funniest way to tell a guy he got you preggo by faaaar! hahaha
I did that to my sons father I thought he was gonna pass out
hahaha South Carolina !
seriously fucked up ... so fucking hilarious not to b on the receiving line of that txt
829 is from dominican republic :O
this is the cruelest thing i have ever see
Hah this would be a GREAT April fools joke! :D
haha, dude. that's one of the most creative ways to say the great news!:D
Hahaha your life suckssssssss
probably the same person as the other pregnancy text from 843 today. just sayin'.
he probably deserved to have it revieled via text!
Hahahahahah I love this "I'm from 843... this is probably not a joke."
Totally believable, done it before. I found out I was pregnant the day before fathers day. And text him
Hahaha best TFLN yet.
i love that
if i EVER get preggo
i'm using that
FLORENCE all the way
haaaaaaaa. very creative.
on the bright side... this couple might appear in the second season of "16 and Pregnant" from MTV
This has happened to me
Gotta love those Charleston Girls....
I recommend an Oscar
I just told my friend of this...he didn't find it funny and I asked why.. he told me he just found out he's gonna be a dad.
Haha \nI'm from 843!\nProbably has aids now too....
This is Awesome and soo funny :)
I love texts like these
better be a joke or she should have found a more tactful way to tell him. i know it can't be easy to be in her position, but it's not like you want to find out you're a dad/going to be a dad via text
Fake...or it better be.
i've heard this joke befoooreee
YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!
Change ur number!!! And drop a subpoena for a DNA test then disappear if it goes bad
lol , id be digging through my closet for a coat hanger right away.
The only thing more negative than that text was your pregnancy test.
i'm in 843... i bet this is real.
everyone is pregnant here.
Knee her in the uterus while she's sleeping. HARD!
haha this happened to my friend
In soviet Russia fathers day pregnates you
This happened to me once. After a one night stand with an ex. Thankfully she had a miscarriage
Hahaha wouldn't it be funny if a guy could send a happy mother's day text to a gal? wouldn't it? wouldn't it?
haha i live in florence.. is everybody jumping on the bandwagon?
This is amazing. It was probably just a joke, but it's a damn good one.
should've used the trojan b4 he invaded uncharted territory
haha my friend did the same thing except gave the dude a father's day card..
she wrote "oops!" On the inside and gave it to him and once he opened it he started to cry haha
I love when I actually literally laugh out loud.
I agree 5:23, I'm from 843 as well. Which part?
Ohhhh that sucks.
i'm from 843. :D
and this is sadly probably true...
we had pregnant eighth graders...
did you go to st james high school? lol.
seriously...nobody wants to hear/read that
someone accidentally got punched in the stomach uhohhhhhhhhh
anyone else wondering why a girl from south carolina is texting some guy from DOm REp about this... like wtf
she or he could go to the College of Charleston...people from lots of different countries/states/cities go there. It's not that hard to believe.
I had a girl do this to me on fathers day, while I was @ church... Talk about a panic attack lol.
lmfao...and to all you losers just posting "fake"....yes you, 8:28, 6:50, etc....SHUTUP! It's not like you have anything funny or clever to say!
dont care if its real or not, better if it is for the laugh factor! either way makes good conversation with frinds
AAAAAAAAND that's why you wrap your shit.
Oh shit haha
fuck yes 843 hhi reppin it hard core preggers style haha
oh just kidding i just realized she said early...my bad.
VEEEEEERY bad night.
Sucks for u you Mexican fuck!
haha thats a good way to lay it down on him
she's the one going through 9 months of carrying a child. so really he should say,
"happy mothers day bitch, I'm OUT"
it was probably a joke by the first texter, sounds like a joke i would make
change your number - skip town!
Rusty coat hanger... Or the stairs your choice
yeah that sounds like SC
south carolina , baaaby ! reppin' dat eight fo' three .
im from 843 too! Florence all the way! and jus for the record im not pregnant. but this probably is true. haha
obviously a joke but a funny one
oh schnap! that's fucked up!
Lol, that must be freaky. Imagine that a call at night LOL
It's his OWN FUCKING FAULT for not Wraping it Up w/ that Bitch!!! ANOTHER UNWANTED BLACK BABY soo sad
That fathers day card might have somethin special in it..
Way to fail. Through a text message? Real fucking mature
Hahahahhahahahahh poor guy!
Best trick ever! Lol
Sucks to be that guy
B.S. this is so fake
wow... my best friend did that last year to her boyfriend as a joke and he almost beat the shit out of her...
then a month later she really was prego..
haha i told her that it was a major fail cause she jinxed herself.....
Um, I hope she didn't get pregnant via the dude who "almost beat the shit out of her" - is this seriously acceptable to people in 2010? He should have wrapped it up if he didn't want to have to deal with a pregnancy - and though the joke was crass and not at all funny, it still doesn't warrant physical violence.
Haaaaaa you got screeeeewed!
That would be the gayest thing since bruno
That reeeeeally sucks... Trust me.
fake, or a really stupid girl
Thats soooooooooo sad I feel bad for the guy!
Holy shit.. Hahaha
4:24 it's because little rednecks from SC are freaks
Best way to tell the news. Ever.
haha. Thats hilarous
wow if i were you id be shittin my pantss and gettin the fuck outta there!
and who fucking cares if it's fake? it's FUNNYY.
LMAO u better hope she has the wrong # LMAO
That is so delicious it has GOT to be fattening lol:)
Hahaha that's a really good one kill
UCLA...? anyone haha
that's one way to break the news..."time for a playful pish down the stairs" alright. lol
This made me laugh....but I must admit, if I was that guy I would be beyond baffled.
There is no possible good way for that conversation to end.
all the mexicans gave this a good night
Not funny, what fuckin bitch would break a unplanned pregnancy like this? Must be fake or girls really are crazy.
That's wat Vegas will do to u
Classy in Carolina..
Hahahahaha shit that sucksss
Ha! I totally told my ex I was pregnant via text. Some men don't warrant a visit in person.
829 area code is Dominican Republic, and 843 is coastal south carolina, seems fake.
Lmao totally epic
It never really matters if it's fake.... As long as it'ds funny who cares?!
This joke is old. Lame.
I fucked this chick and i thought i pulled out too late, the next day she asked if i nutted inside of her,she told me if i did, she'd fuck her actual bf that night and say it was his lol
Haha, 843 is where I am in SC
Been there done that
Damn best way to break the news tho
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH. i actually burst out laughing on this one.
Hahaha...I would have loved to find out that I was going to be a dad that way
OH MY GOD! That's all I can say hahahaha
The chick is probably from Myrtle Beach, had a one night stand with a tourist that wouldn't answer her phone calls, so she decided to be a (funny) bitch about it.
hell yeahhhh myrtle beach!!!!
Isnt' this the same person that has a post from just a while earlier had "I think I'm pregnant" " I think you have the wrong number" exchange?
Guessing it could be anyone
it should've started "hello sis"
Im gonna say he learned his lesson and used a condom in the future even if it aint as great
Ha I did that to one of my guy friends. So funny but but so wrong.lol
"this is that man's version of hiroshima...hes sittin there like 'fuuuuuuck me'...."
8.42 pm: someone already did. and look what happened.
everybody in 843 is getting pregnant. its ridiculous.
Best Maury Povich episode ever
I love nc i live n Greenville and this shit happens every day
Rofl that sucks
Now time to start drinking so more lol
I found out I was pregnant before April 1st decided to tell him that day he thought I was joking I cried for hours so plz guys don't think the girls joking
This is still one of my favs bahaha
God damn I'm glad this isn't me
This has happened to me...it was a joke but the gi strung it out so far....she had me drive to the doctor to get a baby checkup and ended up guding me to a macdonalds to end the joke....tht was 5 years ago...now she really does have a kid...karma is a bitch
Biotch move. atleast say it in the first message.
@12:43a.m. - Constellation prize?? Woww...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa this shit is whack!
hahahahah but isn't father's day in like a week? so it probably is fake...or she just found out she's prego.
this is the second "pregnant" text today.... who tells people they are pregnant for the first time over text... that's a convo that at least deserves a phone call lol
been there, done that LOL
So fake dude... there is no way
bad way to find out. sorry dude.
maybe she went on vacation!! nothing like a vacation one night stand
@ 2:52... black baby? why the hell do you say that?
Haha sucks to b u dude!
I always send the be happy you're not a father's day text lol ... guys are always happy to get THAT one
LoL that's funny sucks for you
@12:24: certainly looks like they're jumping on SOMETHING
ahahahahahahaha that blows. what a shitty way to find out
Ha lmfao sucks for you
I dunno, I think if I were a dude in this position this would be as good a way to find out as any
One two punch. You should be good. If not get the hangers. She ain't worth the price of a real one.
Just when you think YOU'RE the one doin the screwin... y'get boned
she told him to sit
what's worse is jokingly telling them that on April fools day... then turns out to be true.
i got my first ultrasound on april fool's day and we didn't want to tell the dad's parents until we saw the heartbeat, so when we told them after the ultrasound, they didn't believe us. Funniest moment of my pregnancy. then they realized we weren't kidding.
I laughed so hard I'm gonna go get me a vasectomy tommorrow!
Who's your daddy....I don't know
One night stand turned into a lifetime contract\n*facepalm*
Still not as funny as posting a prego test on the guys FaceBook
Bahaha its probably not fake. Especially if its from Beaufort.
lmfao. priceless! i love it.
WTF!!!!???? You kid killer!!!
YDI for not wrapping your shit up.
Enjoy the screaming brat.
If you're gonna call bullshit post a link to prove it 3:57.
12.05 everyone everywhere is preg i swear even in virtual worlds sad very sad but at least this dude will get some pu55i
my area code hmm way to go SC idiots... I sweat can't take'em no where now cam we y'all ?
Alright bub time to go grab that rusted coat hanger you have been saving for just this occasion
Hahha I'd hate to be him
wow probly fake but wtv it's hilarious
happened to me once
Welll I think that's just the greatest way ever to tell somebody
people should really check to see if the area code they put down is real...829 is not.
Ha. Parenthood... Ha.
i actually just died laughing.
Yay south Carolina! Lmao
We've all been there
fuck what a way to breae the news
Woooooorrrrddddd reppin the 843!!!!
Time to find a coat hanger
Ahahah love this