happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
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time for a playfull shove down the stairs.
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i'm from 843...this is prob not a joke
this is that man's version of hiroshima...hes sittin there like 'fuuuuuuck me'....
holy crap. Even if its fake, that is some bad karma for the next guy
829 is from dominican republic :O
that's the funniest way to tell a guy he got you preggo by faaaar! hahaha
I did that to my sons father I thought he was gonna pass out
lol. that just flat out sucks. I hope it's a joke too. Cause that's a hell of a way to find out.
hahaha South Carolina !
this is the cruelest thing i have ever see
seriously fucked up ... so fucking hilarious not to b on the receiving line of that txt
In soviet Russia fathers day pregnates you
Gotta love those Charleston Girls....
Hahahahahah I love this "I'm from 843... this is probably not a joke."
Haha \nI'm from 843!\nProbably has aids now too....
probably the same person as the other pregnancy text from 843 today. just sayin'.
Oh shit haha
haaaaaaaa. very creative.
he probably deserved to have it revieled via text!
I just told my friend of this...he didn't find it funny and I asked why.. he told me he just found out he's gonna be a dad.
i love that
if i EVER get preggo
i'm using that
haha, dude. that's one of the most creative ways to say the great news!:D
This has happened to me
YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!
better be a joke or she should have found a more tactful way to tell him. i know it can't be easy to be in her position, but it's not like you want to find out you're a dad/going to be a dad via text
haha thats a good way to lay it down on him
The only thing more negative than that text was your pregnancy test.
Hahahahhahahahahh poor guy!
i've heard this joke befoooreee
4:24 it's because little rednecks from SC are freaks
I recommend an Oscar
yeah that sounds like SC
anyone else wondering why a girl from south carolina is texting some guy from DOm REp about this... like wtf
she or he could go to the College of Charleston...people from lots of different countries/states/cities go there. It's not that hard to believe.
I had a girl do this to me on fathers day, while I was @ church... Talk about a panic attack lol.
Change ur number!!! And drop a subpoena for a DNA test then disappear if it goes bad
This is Awesome and soo funny :)
Ohhhh that sucks.
Not funny, what fuckin bitch would break a unplanned pregnancy like this? Must be fake or girls really are crazy.
AAAAAAAAND that's why you wrap your shit.
seriously...nobody wants to hear/read that
someone accidentally got punched in the stomach uhohhhhhhhhh
Totally believable, done it before. I found out I was pregnant the day before fathers day. And text him
Hahaha best TFLN yet.
should've used the trojan b4 he invaded uncharted territory
haha this happened to my friend
Hahaha your life suckssssssss
dont care if its real or not, better if it is for the laugh factor! either way makes good conversation with frinds
I love texts like these
That would be the gayest thing since bruno
Knee her in the uterus while she's sleeping. HARD!
fake, or a really stupid girl
FLORENCE all the way
Ha! I totally told my ex I was pregnant via text. Some men don't warrant a visit in person.
Hah this would be a GREAT April fools joke! :D
oh just kidding i just realized she said early...my bad.
There is no possible good way for that conversation to end.
That is so delicious it has GOT to be fattening lol:)
lol , id be digging through my closet for a coat hanger right away.
This is amazing. It was probably just a joke, but it's a damn good one.
Rusty coat hanger... Or the stairs your choice
Classy in Carolina..
haha my friend did the same thing except gave the dude a father's day card..
she wrote "oops!" On the inside and gave it to him and once he opened it he started to cry haha
Fake...or it better be.
That reeeeeally sucks... Trust me.
Hahaha wouldn't it be funny if a guy could send a happy mother's day text to a gal? wouldn't it? wouldn't it?
Thats soooooooooo sad I feel bad for the guy!
she's the one going through 9 months of carrying a child. so really he should say,
"happy mothers day bitch, I'm OUT"
I love when I actually literally laugh out loud.
i'm in 843... i bet this is real.
everyone is pregnant here.
on the bright side... this couple might appear in the second season of "16 and Pregnant" from MTV
VEEEEEERY bad night.
wow if i were you id be shittin my pantss and gettin the fuck outta there!
fuck yes 843 hhi reppin it hard core preggers style haha
haha. Thats hilarous
haha i live in florence.. is everybody jumping on the bandwagon?
that's one way to break the news..."time for a playful pish down the stairs" alright. lol
829 area code is Dominican Republic, and 843 is coastal south carolina, seems fake.
Haaaaaa you got screeeeewed!
Holy shit.. Hahaha
Lmao totally epic
This joke is old. Lame.
That fathers day card might have somethin special in it..
LMAO u better hope she has the wrong # LMAO
Sucks for u you Mexican fuck!
south carolina , baaaby ! reppin' dat eight fo' three .
im from 843 too! Florence all the way! and jus for the record im not pregnant. but this probably is true. haha
obviously a joke but a funny one
UCLA...? anyone haha
Lol, that must be freaky. Imagine that a call at night LOL
Rofl that sucks
This made me laugh....but I must admit, if I was that guy I would be beyond baffled.
it was probably a joke by the first texter, sounds like a joke i would make
It's his OWN FUCKING FAULT for not Wraping it Up w/ that Bitch!!! ANOTHER UNWANTED BLACK BABY soo sad
wow... my best friend did that last year to her boyfriend as a joke and he almost beat the shit out of her...
then a month later she really was prego..
haha i told her that it was a major fail cause she jinxed herself.....
Um, I hope she didn't get pregnant via the dude who "almost beat the shit out of her" - is this seriously acceptable to people in 2010? He should have wrapped it up if he didn't want to have to deal with a pregnancy - and though the joke was crass and not at all funny, it still doesn't warrant physical violence.
Ha I did that to one of my guy friends. So funny but but so wrong.lol
lmfao...and to all you losers just posting "fake"....yes you, 8:28, 6:50, etc....SHUTUP! It's not like you have anything funny or clever to say!
The chick is probably from Myrtle Beach, had a one night stand with a tourist that wouldn't answer her phone calls, so she decided to be a (funny) bitch about it.
hell yeahhhh myrtle beach!!!!
This happened to me once. After a one night stand with an ex. Thankfully she had a miscarriage
Haha, 843 is where I am in SC
Best trick ever! Lol
maybe she went on vacation!! nothing like a vacation one night stand
change your number - skip town!
Sucks to be that guy
Hahahahaha shit that sucksss
all the mexicans gave this a good night
i'm from 843. :D
and this is sadly probably true...
we had pregnant eighth graders...
did you go to st james high school? lol.
oh schnap! that's fucked up!
Best way to tell the news. Ever.
Damn best way to break the news tho
So fake dude... there is no way
It never really matters if it's fake.... As long as it'ds funny who cares?!
This has happened to me...it was a joke but the gi strung it out so far....she had me drive to the doctor to get a baby checkup and ended up guding me to a macdonalds to end the joke....tht was 5 years ago...now she really does have a kid...karma is a bitch
bad way to find out. sorry dude.
@ 2:52... black baby? why the hell do you say that?
I agree 5:23, I'm from 843 as well. Which part?
OH MY GOD! That's all I can say hahahaha
B.S. this is so fake
this is the second "pregnant" text today.... who tells people they are pregnant for the first time over text... that's a convo that at least deserves a phone call lol
and who fucking cares if it's fake? it's FUNNYY.
Biotch move. atleast say it in the first message.
I fucked this chick and i thought i pulled out too late, the next day she asked if i nutted inside of her,she told me if i did, she'd fuck her actual bf that night and say it was his lol
Hahaha...I would have loved to find out that I was going to be a dad that way
Way to fail. Through a text message? Real fucking mature
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH. i actually burst out laughing on this one.
I laughed so hard I'm gonna go get me a vasectomy tommorrow!
hahahahah but isn't father's day in like a week? so it probably is fake...or she just found out she's prego.
Bahaha its probably not fake. Especially if its from Beaufort.
God damn I'm glad this isn't me
I love nc i live n Greenville and this shit happens every day
been there, done that LOL
I always send the be happy you're not a father's day text lol ... guys are always happy to get THAT one
That's wat Vegas will do to u
"this is that man's version of hiroshima...hes sittin there like 'fuuuuuuck me'...."
8.42 pm: someone already did. and look what happened.
what's worse is jokingly telling them that on April fools day... then turns out to be true.
i got my first ultrasound on april fool's day and we didn't want to tell the dad's parents until we saw the heartbeat, so when we told them after the ultrasound, they didn't believe us. Funniest moment of my pregnancy. then they realized we weren't kidding.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa this shit is whack!
One night stand turned into a lifetime contract\n*facepalm*
Im gonna say he learned his lesson and used a condom in the future even if it aint as great
Isnt' this the same person that has a post from just a while earlier had "I think I'm pregnant" " I think you have the wrong number" exchange?
Guessing it could be anyone
@12:24: certainly looks like they're jumping on SOMETHING
@12:43a.m. - Constellation prize?? Woww...
LoL that's funny sucks for you
everybody in 843 is getting pregnant. its ridiculous.
Hahaha that's a really good one kill
ahahahahahahaha that blows. what a shitty way to find out
lmfao. priceless! i love it.
I found out I was pregnant before April 1st decided to tell him that day he thought I was joking I cried for hours so plz guys don't think the girls joking
it should've started "hello sis"
Been there done that
Hahha I'd hate to be him
she told him to sit
Haha sucks to b u dude!
people should really check to see if the area code they put down is real...829 is not.
Ha lmfao sucks for you
If you're gonna call bullshit post a link to prove it 3:57.
This is still one of my favs bahaha
12.05 everyone everywhere is preg i swear even in virtual worlds sad very sad but at least this dude will get some pu55i
I dunno, I think if I were a dude in this position this would be as good a way to find out as any
Best Maury Povich episode ever
Who's your daddy....I don't know
Ha. Parenthood... Ha.
We've all been there
WTF!!!!???? You kid killer!!!
Yay south Carolina! Lmao
Now time to start drinking so more lol
wow probly fake but wtv it's hilarious
Alright bub time to go grab that rusted coat hanger you have been saving for just this occasion
Just when you think YOU'RE the one doin the screwin... y'get boned
Still not as funny as posting a prego test on the guys FaceBook
i actually just died laughing.
fuck what a way to breae the news
One two punch. You should be good. If not get the hangers. She ain't worth the price of a real one.
YDI for not wrapping your shit up.
Enjoy the screaming brat.
my area code hmm way to go SC idiots... I sweat can't take'em no where now cam we y'all ?
happened to me once
Welll I think that's just the greatest way ever to tell somebody
Woooooorrrrddddd reppin the 843!!!!
Time to find a coat hanger
Ahahah love this