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  • 63 42
    Submitted by ctrlaltdie on May 8, 12 at 7:17pm

    this is a very acceptable reason to text yourself.

  • 69 57
    Submitted by ! on May 9, 12 at 2:04pm

    Oh.. And, future me.. you might want to get a job, because you end up a poor loser saving unrefrigerated $1 sandwiches under your bed...

    • 36 51
      Submitted by 69ilovesex69 on May 9, 12 at 9:46pm

      the preservatives in Mcdonalds food will keeo them good for more than a year

  • 50 44
    Submitted by drtbiker94 on May 8, 12 at 11:44pm

    And everyone in that area code just checked under their beds xD

  • 47 51
    Submitted by nunubeest on May 8, 12 at 5:05pm

    hey past self..thanks for the gunt

  • 41 41
    Submitted by SauceQueen on May 9, 12 at 2:16am

    The Big Microbial-Ass Cheeseburger