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    Submitted by dirtysouthtexas on Jul 4, 11 at 1:48pm
  • If you were glad to be rid of us, why did you fight a war to try and maintain control of us?

    Submitted by vizkiz on Jul 4, 11 at 1:17pm
  • You sound like a twat!!!

    Submitted by kt111 on Jul 4, 11 at 2:51pm
  • Yes, you were glad to lose the most profitable colony you ever had. which set off a domino effect and left the once most powerful nation in the the bitch of their former colony. You were very glad that happened. USA, USA, USA!!!!

    Submitted by ringo420 on Jul 4, 11 at 1:55pm
    • "in the world"*

      Submitted by ringo420 on Jul 4, 11 at 1:57pm
    • Actually the colonies in the Caribbean were more profitable due to the plentiful sugar plantations. The "13 colonies" (USA at the time) did not include the richer farmland you have in,say, California. The U.S is the most successful former colony though.

      Submitted by whenpigsfly on Jul 4, 11 at 5:11pm
    • Sooo..\n\nWhat language are you speaking?\nOh wait that's right, English! :)\n\nYour argument in invalid.

      Submitted by phantomking on Jul 5, 11 at 2:21pm
  • British people won't get fazed by you singing the American national anthem because most of us think that most Americans are overly patriotic dicks anyway.

    Submitted by Ruth95 on Jul 5, 11 at 5:21am
    • In an unrelated story, I have this younger sibling who I'm irrationally spiteful toward because I helped him along while he was growing up yet as soon as he was old enough he ditched me and became much more successful than I ever was...

      Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Jul 5, 11 at 3:26pm
  • Gotta love blind patriotism

    Submitted by spinback66 on Jul 4, 11 at 2:09pm
  • Don't forget what language you're speaking there, friend ;)

    Submitted by phantomking on Jul 5, 11 at 8:06am
    • Ah yes, the old (but still completely illogical) "You're speaking English!" argument. Yes, thank you, Brits. We should be eternally grateful for you allowing us to borrow your language, even though you had no choice and it wasn't even a decision we made...but thanks again, I can't imagine where we possibly could have found a different one.

      Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Jul 5, 11 at 3:37pm
      • Well, let's be fair, your ancestors could've made up you're own language, but hey, typical lazy Americans.\nWhich leads me to one of my most favourite movie quotations ever.\n"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!" - Pulp Fiction, 1994.\n\nAnd the answer to that question is, Yes, yes you do. Enjoy your day, good sir.

        Submitted by phantomking on Jul 6, 11 at 5:42am
        • Oh it's spelled "favorite" now...thought we told you guys. Just kidding, but the point isn't that we could have made up our own language, it's that we already had one. It's not like Americans were like "Oh, I like what those Brits did with these word things, let's take it!" The colonists already spoke English because they were...English. Why would we thank you for creating a system that made your own people want to break away from your country?(But Pulp Fiction i

          Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Jul 6, 11 at 1:55pm
          • I think you'll find it's spelt favourite in England.\nStill, doesn't take away the fact that Americans speak English.\nEnjoy :)

            Submitted by phantomking on Jul 7, 11 at 6:28am

    Submitted by redhead07 on Jul 4, 11 at 4:27pm
  • 'MERIKA!!!

    Submitted by freshwaterotter on Jul 4, 11 at 10:33pm
  • 508!! Sandwich Massachusetts!

    Submitted by dtf4lyfe on Jul 5, 11 at 1:33pm
  • america is awesome. watch delta force, you will understand

    Submitted by agroupofninjas on Jul 4, 11 at 5:16pm
  • Considering the area code is from Massachusetts, I'm thinking he/she was calling the British assholes, not Americans.

    Submitted by firefly28 on Jul 5, 11 at 2:45am
  • makes me proud to be american- was in London for 2 weeks- they are dicks!!

    Submitted by cessasmm on Jul 4, 11 at 1:14pm
  • Oh and bitch please! If you were happy to get rid of us why you try and fight a war? Excuses excuses...

    Submitted by Anonymous007 on Jul 5, 11 at 3:30am
  • God save the Queen, MOTHERFUCKERS

    Submitted by Jeimuzu22 on Sep 28, 12 at 12:26am
  • Fuck you haters! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!! fuck you Canadians...... Just kidding :D

    Submitted by Anonymous007 on Jul 5, 11 at 3:28am
  • My plans for London (which I will be there on this July fourth) is to dress totally in the American flag and annoy the crap out I whomever I can.

    Submitted by Zoom on Oct 12, 12 at 1:19am
  • I hate to be a downer but I'm sure there was a disgruntled Muslim that now has you on a kill list for your patriotism. They are taking over Europe you know.

    Submitted by Debbiedowner on Jul 4, 11 at 1:43pm
  • Two years ago I was the only American at a fourth of July party full of Brits. They sang "god save the queen" as the fireworks started. It was awesome.

    Submitted by jltc on Jul 4, 11 at 2:26pm
  • A total patriotic idiot. Please make sure to stay at a hostel during you travels, you loathsome jackass!

    Submitted by filmfaerie on Jul 5, 11 at 12:21am
  • The Caribbean, however profitable, was plagued with conflict between international superpowers, rendering it ultimately useless. In the colonies, you had far more profitable port cities, as well as plantations all along the southernmost colonies. England easily lost the best source of colonial income with the USA.

    Submitted by MuseAxis on Jul 4, 11 at 10:42pm
  • itt, furiously butthurt british

    Submitted by pey0te on Jul 5, 11 at 11:03am
  • Ever stop to think we were glad to get rid of ya? Happy 4th July asshole!

    Submitted by cali_girl_07 on Jul 4, 11 at 1:12pm
    • I stopped to think about it once...then I realized that you fought a war to keep us, lost, and subsequently became a shadow of your former selves while we quickly became the most powerful country in the world. It wasn't a very long or challenging thought process. (I have nothing against the British, and I don't think the U.S. is some incredible utopia, but let's not practice revisionist history, especially when it's so blatantly wrong.)

      Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Jul 5, 11 at 3:32pm
  • amazing! people who probably haven't even been to London are talking shit. all the non-English londoners kicked ass. the actual british English were the dicks... unless you've been there and met them shut the Fuck up.

    Submitted by cessasmm on Jul 5, 11 at 6:38pm
  • Ryan?

    Submitted by brit18 on Jul 5, 11 at 8:24pm