No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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Agreed. So much awesome I may actually die from trying to comprehend it.
my head can barely comprehend the amount of win in this statement
Ok cloyd rivers
AMERICA FUCK YEA, COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!!
My head can barely comprehend the lack of coherency in this statement. A blazon? FFS.