The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
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I'm pretty sure one of the symptoms of syphilis is receiving the "Best Overall Blow Jobs" award from the president of a frat.
"I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up".\n\nSeriously? FAKE.
I'm sure your parents would be proud of your awards.
the symptoms are fucking new years holy shitiiit
OP is a guy...
its all the jizz from the finalists making a guest appearance for the awards
It's a major award and I won it
If you're female, syphilis can be asymptomatic. Get to a clinic and get checked. And congratulations on your victory.
They charge women for admission to their parties?
awwww something to hang next to my degree!!!
I taught this girl everything she knows in regards to the fine art of fellatio.