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  • Submitted by the88thpianoman on Dec 31, 11 at 10:53pm

    I'm pretty sure one of the symptoms of syphilis is receiving the "Best Overall Blow Jobs" award from the president of a frat.

  • Submitted by squibkick on Dec 31, 11 at 7:57pm

    I'm sure your parents would be proud of your awards.

  • Submitted by deezknight on Dec 31, 11 at 3:26pm

    "I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up".\n\nSeriously? FAKE.

  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jan 1, 12 at 1:21am

    the symptoms are fucking new years holy shitiiit

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 31, 11 at 6:36pm

    its all the jizz from the finalists making a guest appearance for the awards

  • Submitted by skeezer on Jan 1, 12 at 7:50pm

    OP is a guy...

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 31, 11 at 9:21pm

    If you're female, syphilis can be asymptomatic. Get to a clinic and get checked. And congratulations on your victory.

  • Submitted by tatteredtorn on Jan 1, 12 at 12:03pm

    It's a major award and I won it

  • Submitted by mad2physicist on Jan 1, 12 at 8:09pm

    They charge women for admission to their parties?

  • Submitted by roadhead101 on Jan 1, 12 at 9:31pm

    awwww something to hang next to my degree!!!

  • Submitted by jackoslab on Jan 1, 12 at 3:37am


  • Submitted by paintrollers on Feb 10, 12 at 1:24am

    I taught this girl everything she knows in regards to the fine art of fellatio.