Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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Make it a cowboy hat from a Ken doll and call him John Wang.
I have a saddle for my balls!
And I have a leather riding crop and spurs! LOL!!!
Is that you John Wang? Is this me?
point out the slant eye and call him long dong il
"Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?"
nice league of their own reference
Gotta have the cane and the monocle too.
Best ever comments ever!!! Btw am I the only one who thinks of the helmet as something that's already there?
A helmet would be more appropriate.
They're called condoms...
the lil football helmet clocks you get in Mexico make great penis helmets
thank God eighty eight isn't here, though I'm sure it'd have something highly intellectual to say...
Makes you wish firstyfirst was back -_-
how many points for a blow job
Depends on how good you are at it.
Grown bush and get a top hat and Abe Lincolns back!
Does anyone else think that this is a reference to being circumcised? It's a hat or helmet if you're cut and a sleeve or elephant trunk if you're not...??