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  • The appropriate time would've been at the very beginning; but then only someone with morals would know that...

    Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 7, 12 at 3:41pm
  • Dallas, Debbiedoes. Pleased to meat you.

    Submitted by cannabislecter on Sep 7, 12 at 6:45pm
  • Which is the real you: you, or "Dallas"? Face it, you enjoy being slutty but feel guilty about it so you had to invent this alternate personality. If you're going to be a slut then own it.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 7, 12 at 9:30pm
  • Don't worry, you reject him since he treats you so well. You'll end up with some guy with more muscles than brains and you cover the bruises with a fragrance-free, hypoallergenic concealer with a yellow base.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 8, 12 at 2:33am
  • Just go to Vegas and he'll never know

    Submitted by dannie1288 on Sep 8, 12 at 9:35am
  • Dallas from thee southern belle?

    Submitted by trappenjonez on Sep 7, 12 at 4:11pm
  • Dallas from Teen Mom 2? Oh this is good..

    Submitted by derpette_mcgee on Sep 8, 12 at 3:43pm