He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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The appropriate time would've been at the very beginning; but then only someone with morals would know that...
Dallas, Debbiedoes. Pleased to meat you.
Cannabislector...hilarious. I can't stop laughing!
Which is the real you: you, or "Dallas"? Face it, you enjoy being slutty but feel guilty about it so you had to invent this alternate personality. If you're going to be a slut then own it.
Don't worry, you reject him since he treats you so well. You'll end up with some guy with more muscles than brains and you cover the bruises with a fragrance-free, hypoallergenic concealer with a yellow base.
Dallas from thee southern belle?
Dallas from Teen Mom 2? Oh this is good..
Just go to Vegas and he'll never know