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    Submitted by PeeNaught on Sep 7, 12 at 3:41pm

    The appropriate time would've been at the very beginning; but then only someone with morals would know that...

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    Submitted by cannabislecter on Sep 7, 12 at 6:45pm

    Dallas, Debbiedoes. Pleased to meat you.

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      Submitted by soccer360 on Sep 7, 12 at 7:30pm

      Cannabislector...hilarious. I can't stop laughing!

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 7, 12 at 9:30pm

    Which is the real you: you, or "Dallas"? Face it, you enjoy being slutty but feel guilty about it so you had to invent this alternate personality. If you're going to be a slut then own it.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 8, 12 at 2:33am

    Don't worry, you reject him since he treats you so well. You'll end up with some guy with more muscles than brains and you cover the bruises with a fragrance-free, hypoallergenic concealer with a yellow base.

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    Submitted by trappenjonez on Sep 7, 12 at 4:11pm

    Dallas from thee southern belle?

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    Submitted by derpette_mcgee on Sep 8, 12 at 3:43pm

    Dallas from Teen Mom 2? Oh this is good..

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    Submitted by dannie1288 on Sep 8, 12 at 9:35am

    Just go to Vegas and he'll never know