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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:27pm

    I had no idea LOLcats trolls were gettin any. What a day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:22pm

    Well, look at it this way, he may be a loser, but at least you got eaten out!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:25pm

    he isnt a loser. he is god.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:21pm

    Bad night. BAAAAAAAAAD NIGHT.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:48pm

    dude deserves an award and an epic pat on the back.

  • 99 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:37pm

    maybe it's because it didn't happen to me, but I find that hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:54pm

    should have been "I can haz furburger'?

  • 98 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:14pm

    I wish to shake this man's paw.

  • 90 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:24am

    Damn! The urge will appear now... Well, guy obiously has sense of humour, and is able to relax during sex. It's like "Is he open about sex" test - and the answer is at least 8/10 As for you, miss - should've showered before sex. It may not be nice to hear something like that. It SURE isn't nice to feast upon well... a cheesburger. yet again - EPIC win for the chap.

  • 91 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:59am

    well 8:11 im sure you're also a person to preach about rightful sex being between only a man and a woman, and only through holy matrimony. get off this site if you dont want to read about sex, in any form.

  • 99 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:33pm

    so fuckin creepy. instant turn off

  • 82 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:56pm

    too bad there wasnt a picture taken so he could put it on failblog

  • 79 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:45am

    Its caturday already shit

  • 91 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:13pm

    should have peed in his face

  • 84 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:19pm

    Shut the fuck up 8:11 you filthy fucking cunt. Anyway, this is funny as hell.

  • 77 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:35pm

    That's seriously disturbing.

  • 75 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 9:53pm

    I know who fuckin posted this!!!!! Shoulda known I am an avid tfln-er.

  • 74 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:02pm

    WORSE. NIGHT. EVAR. And 4:54 - win!!!

  • 85 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:41pm

    I want this guy for myself

  • 78 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:18pm

    you can shake my dick

  • 73 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:15pm

    That's when you fart in his face and say "how's that for cheezburger asshole?"

  • 76 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:11am

    Epic win. People aren't silly enough in bed and it's their loss.

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:32pm

    cover up, 8:11, your ignorance is showing.

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:47am

    Hes probably cheating on you

  • 63 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:15pm

    This one made me laugh until I couldn't breath!!

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:47pm

    LMFAO BEST THING EVER

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:45pm

    Best.... Lol..... EVAR

  • 72 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 10:05am

    I smell a troll...*sniff sniff* yep, 8:11. Troll confirmed.

  • 86 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:47pm

    The opposite of a loser. This person should be revered. lolcat is one of the funniest sites. Props to him for saying that in the middle of the eating out session!

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:25pm

    Yeah, I would have said no and kicked him out. I like LOLcats, but that's just creepy!

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:20pm

    i don't think i can ever look at LOLcats the same way again.

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:01am

    OMG! This sounds so much like my ex. I can't recall if he did exactly that or not, but trust, he would've.

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:31am

    Wow...who hasn't this happened to? Seriously.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:22pm

    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think i would have started crying

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:48pm

    yuck you people are crazy. lolcats is obviously funny but.. there's a time and place and.. that is fucking scary

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:00pm

    haha i know a guy that would probably do that....

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 5:24pm

    how the fuck do you respond to that?!

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:47pm

    Lolololololololol wait.... wait for it.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA win!!!!

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:03pm

    McPussy bitch... look it up.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:22pm

    I would love it if my boyfriend did that XD

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:10pm

    I'm LOLing @ this for about a minute by now

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:55am

    Jesus, we're all doomed with this bullshit. Fuck.

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:08pm

    uh oh sounds like something my boyfriend would hahahah thats awesome I would have been laughing to hard to let him finish

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:41am

    Yeah. Just a little weird.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:42pm

    that shit is brilliant

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:47am

    That is really creepy... Something my ex would say, hmmph

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:16pm

    409 anyone under 11 probably has NO clue what they mean by eating out soooo yea

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:28am

    ica hascheeseburger is a website.... jusss sayin'

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:48pm

    If my bf said that while going down on me I would kick him in the jaw.

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:44pm

    he isn't a loser he's a fucking genious.

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Kharnifex999 on Feb 9, 11 at 1:42am

    NEDM

  • 49 48
    Submitted by TBAN on Jan 7, 11 at 10:18pm

    Well I'll be damned, I actually know that guy.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:53pm

    i guess your vagina tastes like a juicy cheeseburger!

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:13pm

    3:48...Would you kick him in the jaw while he was going down on you? I feel like that would end badly for all involved.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 7:18pm

    I had LOLcats open while I was reading this hahaha wow. I would have been a little weirded out though... 8:11 you scare me more than any person quoting LOLcats to my pussy ever could, you god fearing, ignorant son or daughter of your cousin/sister/aunt/mother.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:50pm

    i am so fucking glad this is from my area code hahahaha, awesome

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:32pm

    Someone did that to me as well...

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:35am

    Im so rired of those fucking cat jokes. It was funny 3 years ago for about a month, they'refucking retarded.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:49pm

    That happened to me before too. Totally kills the mood.

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:40pm

    awwwww, 8:11 just tried to bring wisdom via "y'all"; you get props for trying to evolve and not being a generic super nut, but you pulled the "I'm not preaching" thing right before you preached so never mind, but at least you're trying. 8:03 fuck yeah! And I really wish pussy did taste like cheeseburger and I really want to pull that shit on someone.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:58pm

    my boyfriend says that stuff all the time......oh shit....

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:35pm

    Sounds like Justin Stetzer

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 3:24pm

    LOLCATS!!!!!

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:36pm

    I'm still freaking laughing!!

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 2:01pm

    happend 2 me when my boyfriend was eating me out but i came in his mouth mid sentence ..........=}

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:59pm

    I can haz fish taco?

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:00am

    Plz tell me he didn't eat u out in mcdonalds

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:09pm

    This isn't funny at all. It's creepy and childish. I can't see anyone over the age of 11 actually laughing at this. Wow

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:05am

    HAHAHAHA sooo funny and awkward!

  • 44 57
    Submitted by keyrewabellatrix on Nov 29, 10 at 2:49am

    OH MY GOD! \nI just about peed myself my laughed so hard. \nI love lolcats

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:41pm

    Google lolcat and u will understand

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:08am

    i can haz u get tha fuhk off me plz?

  • 38 46
    Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 3:30am

    Good 4 him bad 4 you

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 1:49am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAA

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:12pm

    That is awesome!! amazing trooper of a man!!

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:09pm

    Some guys need to chill with the meme shit... seriously , we don't live in a fantasy world. Self absorbed nerds willing to shack up 'points' with their friends.... dudes need to get a life!

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:45pm

    I wouldve gotten up slowly, picked up my clothes, and slowly backed out of the room..

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:26am

    I don't get it. What does that mean?

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:21pm

    I LOVE THAT WEBSITE hahahahahaha my boyfriend showed me that shittt

  • 28 34
    Submitted by courtchronic on Feb 28, 12 at 1:09pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Is he single? ;)

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:25pm

    I'd have been turned off, but only because laughing your arse off and having sex simultaneously doesn't work.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 9:12am

    How to lose a girl in 30 seconds: GO

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:14am

    You're rules one and two... homie.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:58am

    the worst part about this is i know exactly how he said it.

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:11pm

    *jaw drop* ... Oh my god... I would DIE.

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:26am

    what is he?? 9?? what a fucking cuntrag.

  • 53 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:26am

    Rules one and two homie.

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 7:02am

    That's really fucking funny. Kudos to your man!

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 2, 11 at 7:05am

    What about it? Can he haz?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:11pm

    What the fuck is wrong with you people. Sex ought to be a private thing and should be kept in the bedroom. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. I'm not gonna preach about abstinence and all that shit, but seriously. Anyways make sure y'all use ALL forms of protection, and never get an abortion.

    • 47 36
      Submitted by TBAN on Jan 7, 11 at 11:35pm

      Ah anonymity, How it grants everyone a voice they can use to suck fun from every corner of the web. Enjoy telling people how to live their lives, I'm sure they'll enjoy ignoring you. Have a wonderful day!