Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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Christ has come again!
captian morgan tastes like bad decisions.
Was there a Second Coming?
Girls have excuses for every type of alcohol they drink.
Legit story. I own a Jesus costume. Halloween was a good day for me.
suffer the children, let them come unto me so I may cum onto them
Children? At least go for legal, Nunu!
14 is legal where I'm at XD
Sounds like you're in a place where family trees don't fork. :-/
That sounds oddly like where I live...
well its hot and there's alotta coffee and apparently Max Payne 3 takes place here which is silly since the cops are practically the army anyway but its party city
Doesn't count unless he can make you see God!
I wish I could grow a beard. :/
number of blow jobs eighty eight gave his sneaky uncle while being quoted the teachings of Jesus.
sneaky ? he's dressed like mini pearl
Number of times he's blown a Spanish man named Jesus
So you ended up blowing Chris Ferguson?
ok, no one knows how Jesus looks...so u cant reali say that u gave a blowjob to a guy that looked like Jesus....u just cant.
The number of times he blew men looking like Jesus...sober
Yo Ho, ask an you shall receive...