He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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Isn't that how we all end up in the ER
so when I fall out of a tree is it gravity that kicked my ass or the tree branches that bash across my fucking ribs face and crotch or the earth that shattered my arm?
pooh bear? is that you?
At least he didnt find a unicorn, and lose a fight with that
eh I hit the concrete head first after falling 16'. no broken bones but my brain got good and rattled. still calling it a win
Darwin likes you.
hey I won my fight with gravity. I just didn't come out unscathed
I feel like we should be friends- I live hunting for unicorns, ligers too.
It's because you cannot see a unicorn unless you are a virgin. That's how I lasted till senior year before giving it up.
some of us lose fights with gravity
Makes sense. That's where unicorns hang out. (on the fence)