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  • Isn't that how we all end up in the ER

    Submitted by infinetesmiles on May 25, 12 at 12:00pm
  • so when I fall out of a tree is it gravity that kicked my ass or the tree branches that bash across my fucking ribs face and crotch or the earth that shattered my arm?

    Submitted by nunubeest on May 25, 12 at 3:34pm
  • At least he didnt find a unicorn, and lose a fight with that

    Submitted by heartBurnTurd on May 26, 12 at 1:08am
  • eh I hit the concrete head first after falling 16'. no broken bones but my brain got good and rattled. still calling it a win

    Submitted by SpartanSaint on May 25, 12 at 3:51pm
  • hey I won my fight with gravity. I just didn't come out unscathed

    Submitted by SpartanSaint on May 25, 12 at 2:52pm
  • It's because you cannot see a unicorn unless you are a virgin. That's how I lasted till senior year before giving it up.

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 27, 12 at 10:55am
  • I feel like we should be friends- I live hunting for unicorns, ligers too.

    Submitted by molotov222 on May 26, 12 at 3:36pm
  • some of us lose fights with gravity

    Submitted by nunubeest on May 25, 12 at 1:25pm
  • Makes sense. That's where unicorns hang out. (on the fence)

    Submitted by kin_in_in on May 25, 12 at 2:56pm