She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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She can always be a politician
knowledge of current events is not a prerequisite for sex
tell her that the oil spill is some kinda of a weird sexual massage
Girl I know just learned about the spill on 7/13. She's a dumb blonde at its finest.
These pretzels are making me firsty follower
Context is important, was it two days after the blast or two months? Munt.
What the fuck would jesus do about peyton manning eating pretzels after sex w a dolphin?
She probably didn't know about it because they don't talk about it on "The Hills" or whatever the fuck dumb bitches watch
Oh Michael....I forgot to tell you that I'm ABD from the University of I Don't Give A Fuck. But my blondies did look very nice cascading across your ball sack.
Blondes are stupid they are good for three things fucking sucking and cooking (1800pizza) cooking now tell her bring me a beer and play with my nuts
what does her hair color have to do with her intelligence? kind of annoying like obviously this girl is ignorant but to attribute that to something as shallow as hair ultimately makes you look like the jackass.
People like you a threat to the human gene pool.
*are* a threat to the human gene pool.
You can still fuck the bitch, although long term relationship is out of the question
wow. Im blonde and feel like dying my hair 'cause of her now. thanks.
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
My sister is blonde. She didn't know about the oil spill till about two days ago. I'm pretty sure being an idiot is hereditary for all blondes.
can I have her number?
Current events can escape the best of us... Until about a month ago I had no idea who that captain guy who landed a plane in water was.....I'm only kinda blonde
@bassnecter4 you're a blonde "like" aren't you "like" ?
that's nothing. last year (freshman year of college) this chick has never heard of Albert Einstein!
These oil spills are making me Firsty!
This is stupid and you all are blond braindead
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
At least she had a useful skill.