probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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He wasn't asleep...
His text "awesome weekend, Matt pulled 'the sleepwalker' and totally pissed all over some rando."
Why did you decide he was Matt?
Some people pay to be pissed on.
You ain't cool unless you pee on somebody.
I've actually been through that...just do what I did. Let the roommate pass out on the couch and have revenge sex in his bed.
And we can check golden shower off of the sleep over scavenger hunt list
No, no. He wasn't sleepwalking, he was walking over to pee on you reeeeally late at night.
R Kelly has roommates now?
Sounds like somebody googled "piss painters".