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  • 40 11
    Submitted by crockpot on Oct 17, 12 at 2:28pm
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    He wasn't asleep...

  • 40 13
    Submitted by OllieWalker on Oct 17, 12 at 3:47pm
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    His text "awesome weekend, Matt pulled 'the sleepwalker' and totally pissed all over some rando."

    • 17 14
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 12 at 5:13pm
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      Why did you decide he was Matt?

  • 31 15
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Oct 17, 12 at 2:49pm
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    R Kelly has roommates now?

  • 29 14
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 12 at 3:46pm
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    Some people pay to be pissed on.

  • 23 12
    Submitted by highasballs on Oct 17, 12 at 2:59pm
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    You ain't cool unless you pee on somebody.

  • 12 7
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 19, 12 at 12:45am
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    No, no. He wasn't sleepwalking, he was walking over to pee on you reeeeally late at night.

  • 12 10
    Submitted by Angelicahh on Oct 24, 12 at 3:27am
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    I've actually been through that...just do what I did. Let the roommate pass out on the couch and have revenge sex in his bed.

  • 8 8
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 23, 12 at 10:49pm
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    And we can check golden shower off of the sleep over scavenger hunt list

  • 11 15
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 17, 12 at 9:33pm
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    Sounds like somebody googled "piss painters".