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  • 48 17
    Submitted by crockpot on Oct 17, 12 at 2:28pm

    He wasn't asleep...

  • 49 29
    Submitted by OllieWalker on Oct 17, 12 at 3:47pm

    His text "awesome weekend, Matt pulled 'the sleepwalker' and totally pissed all over some rando."

    • 23 20
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 12 at 5:13pm

      Why did you decide he was Matt?

  • 39 24
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Oct 17, 12 at 2:49pm

    R Kelly has roommates now?

  • 36 22
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 12 at 3:46pm

    Some people pay to be pissed on.

  • 30 27
    Submitted by highasballs on Oct 17, 12 at 2:59pm

    You ain't cool unless you pee on somebody.

  • 23 22
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 17, 12 at 9:33pm

    Sounds like somebody googled "piss painters".

  • 19 26
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 19, 12 at 12:45am

    No, no. He wasn't sleepwalking, he was walking over to pee on you reeeeally late at night.

  • 20 30
    Submitted by Angelicahh on Oct 24, 12 at 3:27am

    I've actually been through that...just do what I did. Let the roommate pass out on the couch and have revenge sex in his bed.

  • 17 27
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 23, 12 at 10:49pm

    And we can check golden shower off of the sleep over scavenger hunt list