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  • Submitted by sgtgrumbles on Aug 12, 10 at 11:00am

    chlamydia is curable. very excited as opposed to other options!

  • Submitted by CaptAmazing on Aug 12, 10 at 9:43am

    not everyday someone is excited to win that lottery

  • Submitted by spudgun34 on Aug 12, 10 at 10:05am

    Chlamydia, that's a nice word. I think I'll name my daughter chlamydia...

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    Submitted by amazonicus on Aug 12, 10 at 10:59am

    Hey if you made a bad decision and get stuck with something its best if it's that... Some antibiotics and you're ready to go by next weekend, no big deal

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    Submitted by jade90 on Aug 12, 10 at 9:35am

    Guess it's better than HIV ha...still sucks though

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    Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 12, 10 at 9:35am

    Blessed with crotchrot. Thank the lord!

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    Submitted by sirdrumsalot on Aug 12, 10 at 11:54am

    I'm guessing aids was a strong contender?

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    Submitted by roxy8990 on Aug 12, 10 at 1:26pm

    Someone thought they had aids!!!! Hahaha! You know I bet the world would be a better place if everyone reacted to bad news with the feeling of "hey it could be worse"

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 12, 10 at 9:50am

    "Clap on clap off, The Clapper!"

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      Submitted by armpitbunny53 on Aug 12, 10 at 10:18am

      Actually, gonorrhea is known as "the clap".

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    Submitted by freshwaterotter on Aug 13, 10 at 2:22am

    sadly, this isn't the first time I've seen a text like this. I need new friends...

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    Submitted by guitar_boy on Aug 12, 10 at 2:54pm

    I was excited to find out I had it as opposed to other stds... It's not my fault my gf was a whore.

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    Submitted by anachronic on Aug 12, 10 at 11:40am

    Better than other things. Lol

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    Submitted by SirTerrythe3rd on Aug 12, 10 at 7:54pm

    San Jose what what!!!

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    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Aug 12, 10 at 9:45am

    What the what?!

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    Submitted by daynalareyna on Aug 13, 10 at 9:16pm

    that's so Stephen Lynch...

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 13, 10 at 12:32am

    What i actually said was " it's JUST chlamydia!" geez people, get it right....

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    Submitted by bc13bitch on Aug 12, 10 at 4:41pm

    Tg I thought it was HIV

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    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 12, 10 at 1:12pm

    Goddamn what did you think you had?

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    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 13, 10 at 11:15am

    "I don't care what you say; chlamydia is a soup!"

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    Submitted by Jaco823 on Aug 13, 10 at 3:38am

    It's not the news, it's the reaction that's important

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    Submitted by thechick99 on Aug 30, 10 at 10:59am

    Thank God your not pregnant!

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    Submitted by ABassLineLow on Aug 13, 10 at 7:40am

    Ya know, I'm pretty sure I've said this before.\n\nChlamydia > Hepatitis C

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    Submitted by aligeee on Aug 12, 10 at 12:14pm

    No, this is a heart <3. this is a penis 3>. DUH.