Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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what a bitch
I say skip straight to cunt on this one.
yeeaaah... if you had to fabricate something in order to break up with him, he's obviously too good of a boyfriend to be with your whore ass in the first place.
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
Why couldn't you just break up with him??
What a surprise it will be when you find your boyfriend in bed with your hot neighbor...
So why didn't you just tell him that you wanted to break up? Despite having a pussy, you must also be a total walking vagina.
Suuuch a bitch
You're a pussy. Who does that? Graduate from 8th grade already and man up. You're one of the reasons so many nice guys get screwed and have issues in future relationships.
I hope she gets an STD out of it.
Typical loser woman. Yet men get blamed all the time for "lieing" he'll be telling the truth and being honest when he denies it..cock whore
You whore... It's people like you that should get abducted into prostitution rings.
The op is neither a bitch nor a vagina. She is, by definition, a cunt. A life support system for a vagina. She deserves whatever horrifyingly abusive douchey guy stupid enough to be with her after a stunt like this.
No no, the hot boyfriend and the hot neighbor are going to Eiffel Tower your mouth and ass all weekend. Get used to it.
Bitch! I get so annoyed reading these sometimes.
That is cruel
Wow, I knew you in real life, I would surely see too it that you are slapped around like the cockjuggling whore you are. Maybe even left in a ditch somewhere.
Cazzo e, stupido putanna!
Wow, what ass-backward logic
...and then you'll find out the hot neighbor is gáy.\n\n(As a side note, gáy is not a bad word, stupid fúcking Android app...)
So when's your audition for Rock Of Love?
I think it's just sad that she doesn't have enough respect for him to just break up with him. Why make it seem like he's the bad guy? Stupid.
the bottom half of these comments just make me sad
I can't stand little girls Luke that....I mean grow that Fuck up. be a Fuckin women and tell it like is is. That's a real bitchy way to get rid of someone...act like an adult and just break it off...u prolly didn't deserve him anyway, hope the neighbor fucks u over and then u ain't got shit.
This WOULD be some stuck up broad from CT .. Prolly one of my ex's haha
this is just ridiculous, if that was the case, I'd hack the site check the logs of the ip that signed up SYN fuck you until you cry for me to fix your shit and PhotoShop pictures of you and post it on 4chan and 4lol. OP's a man. juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust kidding time to troll batches.
trollin is a art
@grammarpolice that is so fucking funny. She def deserves it though
So, you're saying you have a vagina? I hope your neighbor fucks you while you're drunk and sodomizes you with a glass jar. "one guy, one jar!!!!!!, look It up!"
That's messed up.. I hope you fall in love with the neighbor and he uses you and breaks your heart
I agree with wuddahull.
You stay classy Connecticut
Bahahha that's so fucked up. I'm hella weak.
Karma will get you.
I despise your existence
Hope your hot neighbor has herpes you whore :)
Hopefully Karma comes back to you in the form of herpes, in the vagina.
A girl with tricks up her sleeve, I dig it.
You people are too harsh. So what. She signed her bf up on a dating site. Can't you see the humor in that?! Of course not..
I would do it too.
This text doesnt necessarily imply that she's gonna lie about anything. Maybe shes trying to find someone for her boyfriend so she wont feel guilty about leaving him. Dont be so quick to assume.
Fuck yeah. I would do the same thing.
That is brilliant!
Hmmm...you just gave me a good idea to get me out of my relationship. You should get paid for this!
why do people thumbs down jmfr79?? She's clever for what she's doing! Atta girl!
thats awesome atta girl