Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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what a bitch
I say skip straight to cunt on this one.
yeeaaah... if you had to fabricate something in order to break up with him, he's obviously too good of a boyfriend to be with your whore ass in the first place.
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
What a surprise it will be when you find your boyfriend in bed with your hot neighbor...
Why couldn't you just break up with him??
Suuuch a bitch
You're a pussy. Who does that? Graduate from 8th grade already and man up. You're one of the reasons so many nice guys get screwed and have issues in future relationships.
So why didn't you just tell him that you wanted to break up? Despite having a pussy, you must also be a total walking vagina.
I hope she gets an STD out of it.
Typical loser woman. Yet men get blamed all the time for "lieing" he'll be telling the truth and being honest when he denies it..cock whore
You whore... It's people like you that should get abducted into prostitution rings.
No no, the hot boyfriend and the hot neighbor are going to Eiffel Tower your mouth and ass all weekend. Get used to it.
The op is neither a bitch nor a vagina. She is, by definition, a cunt. A life support system for a vagina. She deserves whatever horrifyingly abusive douchey guy stupid enough to be with her after a stunt like this.
Cazzo e, stupido putanna!
Wow, I knew you in real life, I would surely see too it that you are slapped around like the cockjuggling whore you are. Maybe even left in a ditch somewhere.
That is cruel
Bitch! I get so annoyed reading these sometimes.
So when's your audition for Rock Of Love?
the bottom half of these comments just make me sad
Wow, what ass-backward logic
I can't stand little girls Luke that....I mean grow that Fuck up. be a Fuckin women and tell it like is is. That's a real bitchy way to get rid of someone...act like an adult and just break it off...u prolly didn't deserve him anyway, hope the neighbor fucks u over and then u ain't got shit.
this is just ridiculous, if that was the case, I'd hack the site check the logs of the ip that signed up SYN fuck you until you cry for me to fix your shit and PhotoShop pictures of you and post it on 4chan and 4lol. OP's a man. juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust kidding time to troll batches.
trollin is a art
@grammarpolice that is so fucking funny. She def deserves it though
So, you're saying you have a vagina? I hope your neighbor fucks you while you're drunk and sodomizes you with a glass jar. "one guy, one jar!!!!!!, look It up!"
I think it's just sad that she doesn't have enough respect for him to just break up with him. Why make it seem like he's the bad guy? Stupid.
...and then you'll find out the hot neighbor is gáy.\n\n(As a side note, gáy is not a bad word, stupid fúcking Android app...)
That's messed up.. I hope you fall in love with the neighbor and he uses you and breaks your heart
This WOULD be some stuck up broad from CT .. Prolly one of my ex's haha
You stay classy Connecticut
A girl with tricks up her sleeve, I dig it.
Hope your hot neighbor has herpes you whore :)
You people are too harsh. So what. She signed her bf up on a dating site. Can't you see the humor in that?! Of course not..
This text doesnt necessarily imply that she's gonna lie about anything. Maybe shes trying to find someone for her boyfriend so she wont feel guilty about leaving him. Dont be so quick to assume.
I agree with wuddahull.
I would do it too.
Fuck yeah. I would do the same thing.
Bahahha that's so fucked up. I'm hella weak.
Hopefully Karma comes back to you in the form of herpes, in the vagina.
Karma will get you.
I despise your existence
That is brilliant!
Hmmm...you just gave me a good idea to get me out of my relationship. You should get paid for this!
why do people thumbs down jmfr79?? She's clever for what she's doing! Atta girl!
thats awesome atta girl