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  • Submitted by Toran on Apr 28, 11 at 2:16pm

    what a bitch

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      Submitted by mrbonsai on Apr 29, 11 at 2:42pm

      agreed

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        Submitted by cannabislecter on Jul 12, 12 at 12:00am

        I say skip straight to cunt on this one.

  • Submitted by wuddahull on Apr 28, 11 at 3:51pm

    yeeaaah... if you had to fabricate something in order to break up with him, he's obviously too good of a boyfriend to be with your whore ass in the first place.

  • Submitted by ShakeyDNB on Apr 28, 11 at 2:52pm

    bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

  • Submitted by Phys on Apr 28, 11 at 3:07pm

    Why couldn't you just break up with him??

  • Submitted by TubeSounding on Apr 28, 11 at 2:31pm

    What a surprise it will be when you find your boyfriend in bed with your hot neighbor...

  • Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Apr 28, 11 at 3:04pm

    So why didn't you just tell him that you wanted to break up? Despite having a pussy, you must also be a total walking vagina.

  • Submitted by xandrasm on Apr 28, 11 at 8:29pm

    You're a pussy. Who does that? Graduate from 8th grade already and man up. You're one of the reasons so many nice guys get screwed and have issues in future relationships.

  • Submitted by SUpafreak on Apr 28, 11 at 2:23pm

    Suuuch a bitch

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 28, 11 at 6:50pm

    I hope she gets an STD out of it.

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    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 28, 11 at 10:17pm

    The op is neither a bitch nor a vagina. She is, by definition, a cunt. A life support system for a vagina. She deserves whatever horrifyingly abusive douchey guy stupid enough to be with her after a stunt like this.

  • 79 59
    Submitted by seanD25 on Apr 28, 11 at 5:16pm

    Typical loser woman. Yet men get blamed all the time for "lieing" he'll be telling the truth and being honest when he denies it..cock whore

  • 59 33
    Submitted by enormoustard on Apr 28, 11 at 4:43pm

    Cold-blooded...

  • 76 70
    Submitted by GrammarPolice on Apr 28, 11 at 6:43pm

    You whore... It's people like you that should get abducted into prostitution rings.

  • 61 49
    Submitted by muncho on Apr 28, 11 at 11:56pm

    Cunt

  • 57 43
    Submitted by archer79 on Apr 28, 11 at 3:48pm

    Douche

  • 67 65
    Submitted by muireann04 on Apr 28, 11 at 5:39pm

    Bitch! I get so annoyed reading these sometimes.

  • 50 36
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Apr 28, 11 at 8:29pm

    ...and then you'll find out the hot neighbor is gáy.\n\n(As a side note, gáy is not a bad word, stupid fúcking Android app...)

  • 52 46
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 28, 11 at 7:20pm

    No no, the hot boyfriend and the hot neighbor are going to Eiffel Tower your mouth and ass all weekend. Get used to it.

  • 49 42
    Submitted by 89CT203 on Apr 28, 11 at 7:28pm

    This WOULD be some stuck up broad from CT .. Prolly one of my ex's haha

  • 53 53
    Submitted by GalacticUndead on Apr 28, 11 at 11:51pm

    Wow, I knew you in real life, I would surely see too it that you are slapped around like the cockjuggling whore you are. Maybe even left in a ditch somewhere.

  • 44 38
    Submitted by BP_DRGN on Apr 29, 11 at 1:35pm

    Cazzo e, stupido putanna!

  • 52 59
    Submitted by smashedface on Apr 28, 11 at 4:37pm

    Wow, what ass-backward logic

  • 47 52
    Submitted by FactChecker on Apr 29, 11 at 10:36am

    So when's your audition for Rock Of Love?

  • 43 47
    Submitted by hotmilf on Apr 30, 11 at 9:06am

    I can't stand little girls Luke that....I mean grow that Fuck up. be a Fuckin women and tell it like is is. That's a real bitchy way to get rid of someone...act like an adult and just break it off...u prolly didn't deserve him anyway, hope the neighbor fucks u over and then u ain't got shit.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 29, 11 at 9:59am

    the bottom half of these comments just make me sad

  • 42 48
    Submitted by hansenmg on Apr 28, 11 at 9:41pm

    So, you're saying you have a vagina? I hope your neighbor fucks you while you're drunk and sodomizes you with a glass jar. "one guy, one jar!!!!!!, look It up!"

  • 44 55
    Submitted by InvisibleHeero on Apr 30, 11 at 5:37am

    this is just ridiculous, if that was the case, I'd hack the site check the logs of the ip that signed up SYN fuck you until you cry for me to fix your shit and PhotoShop pictures of you and post it on 4chan and 4lol. OP's a man. juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust kidding time to troll batches.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by cancerkid on Apr 28, 11 at 8:23pm

    You stay classy Connecticut

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Beauty on Apr 28, 11 at 10:04pm

    That is cruel

  • 37 47
    Submitted by espo on May 13, 11 at 3:31am

    Hope your hot neighbor has herpes you whore :)

  • 32 38
    Submitted by ADTKGE on May 24, 11 at 10:02pm

    I despise your existence

  • 43 60
    Submitted by firefly28 on Apr 29, 11 at 8:33am

    I think it's just sad that she doesn't have enough respect for him to just break up with him. Why make it seem like he's the bad guy? Stupid.

  • 33 40
    Submitted by lutzow10 on Apr 29, 11 at 3:22am

    @grammarpolice that is so fucking funny. She def deserves it though

  • 35 48
    Submitted by inlalaland on Apr 29, 11 at 1:41am

    I agree with wuddahull.

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    Submitted by Ninchilla on Sep 3, 11 at 10:47am

    Cunt.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by mrbonsai on Apr 29, 11 at 2:50pm

    That's messed up.. I hope you fall in love with the neighbor and he uses you and breaks your heart

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 29, 11 at 8:59pm

    Karma will get you.

  • 44 72
    Submitted by amw88 on Apr 28, 11 at 2:30pm

    Haha bitches!

  • 13 16
    Submitted by Sancho69 on Feb 13, 13 at 5:34pm

    Hopefully Karma comes back to you in the form of herpes, in the vagina.

  • 28 46
    Submitted by papacam on Apr 29, 11 at 5:02pm

    Bahahha that's so fucked up. I'm hella weak.

  • 27 49
    Submitted by yomamasofat on Apr 30, 11 at 10:39am

    Love this!

  • 34 80
    Submitted by livetodisco on Apr 28, 11 at 10:14pm

    Genius!

  • 35 87
    Submitted by Bahaha1204 on Apr 28, 11 at 10:20pm

    I would do it too.

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Apr 28, 11 at 8:05pm

    This text doesnt necessarily imply that she's gonna lie about anything. Maybe shes trying to find someone for her boyfriend so she wont feel guilty about leaving him. Dont be so quick to assume.

  • 32 84
    Submitted by samid1024 on Apr 29, 11 at 12:42am

    You people are too harsh. So what. She signed her bf up on a dating site. Can't you see the humor in that?! Of course not..

  • 33 97
    Submitted by Beauty on Apr 28, 11 at 10:00pm

    That is brilliant!

  • 31 98
    Submitted by winning75 on Apr 28, 11 at 7:15pm

    A girl with tricks up her sleeve, I dig it.

  • Submitted by Anniiee5015 on Apr 28, 11 at 9:30pm

    Fuck yeah. I would do the same thing.

  • Submitted by missmana55 on Apr 28, 11 at 7:12pm

    Hmmm...you just gave me a good idea to get me out of my relationship. You should get paid for this!

  • Submitted by ssimkins89 on Apr 28, 11 at 3:29pm

    why do people thumbs down jmfr79?? She's clever for what she's doing! Atta girl!

  • Submitted by jmfr79 on Apr 28, 11 at 2:25pm

    thats awesome atta girl