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  • I think he knew exactly who he was texting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:13pm
  • All you toolbags saying First deserve to get anally raped by a rabid gorilla

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:14am
  • Beats texting the girls mom I suppose..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:40pm
  • My mom and I live in different cities, it's insanely common.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:29pm
  • Who the fuck cares about being first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:12pm
  • It looks like we have a situation -the situation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:22pm
  • in soviet Russia we don't have mothers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:43pm
  • ummm why is no one else concerned for this guy who wanted to SMELL HER CELL PHONE after she used it to masturbate??

    Submitted by Lauren26 on Jan 25, 10 at 1:47pm
  • Wow...that's happened to me before..most awkward talk in the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:03pm
  • Fake. I don't think a morther would be texting her son back so calmly...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:17pm
  • 1:47, you're a retard, she was fingering herself, not playing hide the cell phone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:58pm
  • 2:13 you need help. Ps I thought this one was funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:46am
  • Fffffaaaaaak ^^^^ that's him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Well she's not using the phone as a dildo, she fingered rrself and is texting with her fingers... But yeah idk what the he'll the first part is saying. The guy sounds like a meth addict

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:52am
  • They have different area codes...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:21am
  • I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:03am
  • Lmfao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:27pm
  • It's the mother's fault for raising a pervert

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:48pm
  • Jesus people need to stop worrying about if this shits real or not if you don't enjoy reading then why they fuvmck do you post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:44am
  • Ahh that is classic - Cain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:11pm
  • Wow so many people on here lacking common sense. She used her fingers to masturbte then used those same fingers to write him that text, she didn't use her phone to masturbate with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 3:44pm
  • Fake is fake as fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:35am
  • It's suppoused to be funny relaxing guys and take it for what it is fun :-) if u can't fo that don't read the!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:11am
  • why is it so unbelievable to have a different area code as your parents? are you going to live in the same city as your mommy your entire life?\n\nand I bet this is fake, I don't think a real mom would respond in that way. at least, my mom sure as hell wouldn't.

    Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 24, 10 at 11:53pm
    • Really? Because that is EXACTLY what my mom would say!! I

      Submitted by captaindc15 on Jan 27, 10 at 7:18pm
    • I live in 717. I know a few kids from 408. There's no way in hell that I'd move from Pennsylvania to California.

      Submitted by OtisGlicker on Feb 27, 10 at 10:42pm
  • FAKEST TEXT EVER. and it's not even funny because it would NEVER happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:33pm
  • Hahahahah that sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:10pm
  • 3:10 has to have some sort of mental disability or something...its the only possible way that he can be THAT fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:44am
  • aww shit fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:07am
  • Who the fuck would he/she be texting? Fucked up. Someone should tell him she (most likely) has two hands

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:51am
  • Ewwwwwwwww, for so many reasons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:07pm
  • 3:10, you are a special brand of retard.... You managed to correct your grammatical impropriety with something no more correct!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:57am
  • I did this twice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:46am
  • That is one gnarly motherfucker

    Submitted by tokenmetalhead on Jan 25, 10 at 3:16am
  • I'm 23 living in california. My patents are from the east coast. I have a CA area code because I pat mh own billllllllssssssss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:43am
  • People couldn't ever move away from their parents, so this MUST be fake. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:05am
  • FUNNY(: Hk<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:45pm
  • 11:14 after college people move away and get new numbers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:33pm
  • HAH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:13pm
  • G. R. O. S. S.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:21pm
  • That's a classic! First!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:15pm
  • 921 cell phones vibrate... Need I say more?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:06am
  • Hell I would finger the shit out if her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:36am
  • Wow. 11:45 is a retard hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:57pm
  • Babygotbackk6@live.com

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:26pm
  • Yeah yeah my area code. Representing the San Jose stoners I see

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:32am
  • I don't understand how people don't understand how people can have different area codes from their parents.. I don't live in the same country as mine so we have different area codes but we're still related.

    Submitted by anonnymouse on Jan 25, 10 at 12:38am
  • Because it's impossible to live in a city that's different than your mother? Anyway, my area code is 284 and my mom's is 793 and we live in the same city.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:09am
  • Y would u text somebody while fingering urself?? And since when would u have a different area code than ur parents??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:40pm
  • 1st

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:40pm
  • Why do you and your mother have different area codes? FAKEEEe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Yikeees

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:44am
  • Damn man! Well...... Maybe your mom is cool???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:20pm
  • Way to go san jose. FAIL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 11:20am
  • Lmfao that makes my life that the guy who said first was infact not first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:11pm
  • There was this one time I was really depressed and I went on TFLN and corrected someones typo and every one was like WOW that anonomous person is soooo smart,now I do it all the time and add an insult at the end, it makes me feel Sooooo much more better about myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:30pm
    • so much MORE better? are you serious? fucking idiot. If you're gonna try to be cocky about something that was apparently 'your idea' try to make it the least bit believable by not making retarded mistakes yourself.

      Submitted by AHHHHHHHHHH on Jan 25, 10 at 2:38am
    • youre an idiot. and you dont say more better. you just say better. retard

      Submitted by AHHHHHHHHHH on Jan 25, 10 at 2:45am
      • You mean "don't"

        Submitted by HHH on Jan 25, 10 at 8:54am
      • Correction:\n\nYou're an idiot. You don't say "more better". You just say "better". Retard.\n\n-Capitalization and Grammar. Use them.

        Submitted by abyss on Jan 25, 10 at 10:11am
    • You spelled anonymous wrong.

      Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 25, 10 at 9:37pm
    • You're such a tool, lol.

      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Jan 25, 10 at 10:14pm
  • Epic fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:13am
  • he's probaly in college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:58am
  • It amazes me how the mods pass all these obviously fake "im sure you didnt mean to text your parents" texts. So now we know all you need to do to make it on this site is add "please come get me", write a fake text about texting the wrong number, or say something that says "i was so high...". This site used to be great.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 25, 10 at 1:09am
  • Why would you and your mom have two different area codes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:06pm
  • am I supposed to get thattt..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:44pm
  • Hahahaha dousche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:55am
  • First!!!!!!!!!! And what's with this all this texting Your momma shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Hahahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:44am
  • That really sucks :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:52pm
  • FAKE!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:14pm
  • Fake!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:17pm
  • 11:13 really? Embarrassing* fucktard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:12pm
  • I would be dead if that happend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:21am
  • Haha hysterical

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:17pm
  • shit happens when you party naked... or texting and driving.

    Submitted by JUGGERNAUT on Jan 26, 10 at 4:28am
  • Thought the same 3:21. That's rare

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:37am
  • If he's talking dirty to u to get u off, u would do that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:54pm
  • Who Dat ?! ~ Premeau

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:04am
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 11:46am
  • Correction to the last comment it's 5:39, sorry my bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:15am
  • Jan 26th 5:29 even If your mom and your boyfriend had the same name who puts there mom in there phone under her name is stead of mom? Or is your boyfriends name mom you lying cunt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:14am
  • 9:21 are u serious? She used her finger to write the text to him..... There are sone dumb people on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:09pm
  • Ohhhhh ur fucked lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:36pm
  • how do people always text their parentals? fiiiiiirst

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:27pm
  • This is stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:22pm
  • Bummer!

    Submitted by Cowgirl13 on Mar 6, 11 at 4:40am
  • I swear, you people take this shit too seriously with the first crap and getting butthurt. enjoy it. btw, theres cities with different area codes too.

    Submitted by Stupidstuff1234 on Jan 25, 10 at 4:53am
  • Fake!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:39am
  • Laaaaaaaaaame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:17pm
  • I don't understand? Where does the cell phone come in?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:21pm
  • 408 finally got a post on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:30pm
  • How is it possible for so many idiots on this site to sext their own mother?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:18pm
  • LOFUCKING-L

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:05am
  • Are these "it's your mother" texts all fake?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Most likely fake but if it isn't that really sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:20pm
  • So why exaclty does the mom have a diff area code? Can someone give me senarios?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:14pm
    • Dad's area code is 717 like in this situation. Mine is different since I go to college and work in a different state. Some of us actually move away and get our own bills...

      Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:37pm
      • my area code is different from my mom and my dad. and their area codes are different from eachother...

        Submitted by LisaFayeA on Jan 25, 10 at 7:44am
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:07pm
  • lmfaooooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:46am
  • ah. seems like something for fml than tfln. wtf phoney mcgeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:14am
  • He could be in a college in like another state. Dipshit. Srsly people THINK BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Amen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Smell her vagina phone? Gross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:07am
  • Lmao at 2:38 did my comment upset you that much? It's gonna be ok bud, it was just a joke.I appologize to all the spell checking and grammar Freaks,you really do make this site a MUCH MORE BETTER place :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:10am
  • Different area codes not common with mother n son

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:27pm
  • More fake than the holocaust and Haiti earthquake together

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:22am
  • My mom would totally comment like that but then again I might just have cool parents

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:44am
  • Lady gaga!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:36am
  • Not buying it at all. Fake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:17pm
  • Agreed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:13am
  • Fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:39am
  • Omg 852 did you think maybe just maybe ummm the guy moved omg what a concept people packing there shit up jn those things with those round things on them and traverseing the unknown. Hope tge the guy doesn't fall off the edge of the earth cause we all know what's beyond those mountains. There couldn't be let's say other fucking area codes u fucking dumb fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:38pm
  • that's a bad day.

    Submitted by HazeyDayz101 on Mar 9, 10 at 11:21am
  • I think were all forgetting the point, who the fuck texts anybody anything and then says, "don't respond"...also, "smell her cell phone"? what? she didn't day she was using her phone as a dildo, even though that's still retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:36am
  • No words can describe this feeling I have right now.

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:43am
  • Imbarasing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:13pm
  • Even if he went to college in another state it doesn't mean the area code on his phone would change. Mine didn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:50pm
  • @ 12:14.. I don't call my mom Mom, she makes me call her Darla bcuz she thinks Mom makes her sound old. So I believe it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:16pm
  • 408 is a Cali area code. If your going to move from 717 (PA), your probably going to move to Cali. Especially if your a college kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:35am
  • FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:26am
  • fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:59pm
  • Yeah, before I've meant to text my boyfriend to pick up condoms and accidently sent it to my mom because they are both have the same name.

    Submitted by tstewart on Jan 26, 10 at 5:39pm
  • 11:14, maybe the OP is an adult who doesn't still live with his mom fucktard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 7:47am
  • god dammit... this is bullshit! Dear assholes ruining this site, get out. now. i will slaughter you, your family, your friends, and keep your pets. seriously! is killing other peoples fun worth it so you can go tell your friends you got something posted on TFLN? cause thats such a huge acomplishment! fuck you. i mean cmon, if nobody loves you, just go away. please. - your friendly neighborhood reader/oppinionated poster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:13am
  • Not only are you an idiot thinking that she 'fingered' with her cell phone but you had the audasity to try and tell someone about it but to top it off you told your mother about it. Not gonna lie sux to be you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:04am
  • FAIL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:16am
  • Sure you Would

    Submitted by gratrow96 on Sep 12, 11 at 6:15pm
  • Only in San Jose......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:12pm
  • Jugudf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:14pm
  • It's possible to have different area codes than your parents... But I haven't lived in my home town/state in 5 years and I have lived in FL NJ VA and CA and I still have the same area code as my parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:02am
  • Not the mom again...

    Submitted by HIGH_SPEED_DIRT on Jan 24, 12 at 1:01am
  • I realize that all these texts aren't real but the "this is ur mother" ones r getting really fucking old, WTF happened to orginality on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:48am
  • Fail. Why would mom have an area code from a different state? Wonder if it's te same loser that sends in all the "sextong mom" TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:52am
  • Fake. I'm assuming this person just found out about tfln, looked at old messages and came up with a different situation and kept the ending the same. I read one like this forever ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:19pm
  • From win to fail in seconds..

    Submitted by JanusHoi on Apr 1, 12 at 11:44am
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:04pm
  • The only reason I believe this to be fake o's because I don't think the mother would really say this is your own mother I rink once she responded he would know it was her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:38am
  • Agree, 6:38.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 7:41am
  • First.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:03pm
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