She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
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I think he knew exactly who he was texting.
All you toolbags saying First deserve to get anally raped by a rabid gorilla
Beats texting the girls mom I suppose..
Who the fuck cares about being first
My mom and I live in different cities, it's insanely common.
in soviet Russia we don't have mothers
That's not how Russian reversals work, dickweed.
It looks like we have a situation
ummm why is no one else concerned for this guy who wanted to SMELL HER CELL PHONE after she used it to masturbate??
she didn't use the phone to masturbate. She FINGERED herself, that requires FINGERS.
are you hot
Wow...that's happened to me before..most awkward talk in the world
Well she's not using the phone as a dildo, she fingered rrself and is texting with her fingers...
But yeah idk what the he'll the first part is saying. The guy sounds like a meth addict
Fake. I don't think a morther would be texting her son back so calmly...
2:13 you need help.
Ps I thought this one was funny
It's the mother's fault for raising a pervert
They have different area codes...
Wow so many people on here lacking common sense. She used her fingers to masturbte then used those same fingers to write him that text, she didn't use her phone to masturbate with
I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)
why is it so unbelievable to have a different area code as your parents? are you going to live in the same city as your mommy your entire life?\n\nand I bet this is fake, I don't think a real mom would respond in that way. at least, my mom sure as hell wouldn't.
Really? Because that is EXACTLY what my mom would say!! I
I live in 717. I know a few kids from 408. There's no way in hell that I'd move from Pennsylvania to California.
Ahh that is classic - Cain
Fake is fake as fake.
Jesus people need to stop worrying about if this shits real or not if you don't enjoy reading then why they fuvmck do you post
It's suppoused to be funny relaxing guys and take it for what it is fun :-) if u can't fo that don't read the!!!!!!!!
Who the fuck would he/she be texting? Fucked up. Someone should tell him she (most likely) has two hands
FAKEST TEXT EVER. and it's not even funny because it would NEVER happen
I'm 23 living in california. My patents are from the east coast. I have a CA area code because I pat mh own billllllllssssssss
That is one gnarly motherfucker
People couldn't ever move away from their parents, so this MUST be fake. :P
G. R. O. S. S.
Lmfao that makes my life that the guy who said first was infact not first.
1:47, you're a retard, she was fingering herself, not playing hide the cell phone
I did this twice
3:10, you are a special brand of retard.... You managed to correct your grammatical impropriety with something no more correct!
I don't understand how people don't understand how people can have different area codes from their parents.. I don't live in the same country as mine so we have different area codes but we're still related.
11:14 after college people move away and get new numbers.
921 cell phones vibrate... Need I say more?
3:10 has to have some sort of mental disability or something...its the only possible way that he can be THAT fucking stupid
Hahahahah that sucks.
Hell I would finger the shit out if her.
Y would u text somebody while fingering urself?? And since when would u have a different area code than ur parents??
Ewwwwwwwww, for so many reasons.
Yeah yeah my area code. Representing the San Jose stoners I see
Because it's impossible to live in a city that's different than your mother? Anyway, my area code is 284 and my mom's is 793 and we live in the same city.
Wow. 11:45 is a retard hahaha
That's a classic! First!!!
Why do you and your mother have different area codes? FAKEEEe
Ohhhhh ur fucked lmao
I swear, you people take this shit too seriously with the first crap and getting butthurt. enjoy it. btw, theres cities with different area codes too.
There was this one time I was really depressed and I went on TFLN and corrected someones typo and every one was like WOW that anonomous person is soooo smart,now I do it all the time
and add an insult at the end, it makes me feel
Sooooo much more better about myself
so much MORE better? are you serious? fucking idiot. If you're gonna try to be cocky about something that was apparently 'your idea' try to make it the least bit believable by not making retarded mistakes yourself.
youre an idiot. and you dont say more better. you just say better. retard
You mean "don't"
Correction:\n\nYou're an idiot. You don't say "more better". You just say "better". Retard.\n\n-Capitalization and Grammar. Use them.
You spelled anonymous wrong.
You're such a tool, lol.
11:13 really? Embarrassing* fucktard
Why would you and your mom have two different area codes?
Way to go san jose. FAIL.
I don't understand? Where does the cell phone come in?
It amazes me how the mods pass all these obviously fake "im sure you didnt mean to text your parents" texts. So now we know all you need to do to make it on this site is add "please come get me", write a fake text about texting the wrong number, or say something that says "i was so high...". This site used to be great.
408 finally got a post on here.
If he's talking dirty to u to get u off, u would do that.
am I supposed to get thattt..
I would be dead if that happend!
he's probaly in college
Correction to the last comment it's 5:39, sorry my bad
Damn man! Well...... Maybe your mom is cool???
Thought the same 3:21. That's rare
shit happens when you party naked... or texting and driving.
That really sucks :(
9:21 are u serious? She used her finger to write the text to him..... There are sone dumb people on here
Who Dat ?!
Jan 26th 5:29 even If your mom and your boyfriend had the same name who puts there mom in there phone under her name is stead of mom? Or is your boyfriends name mom you lying cunt?
How is it possible for so many idiots on this site to sext their own mother?
how do people always text their parentals? fiiiiiirst
Different area codes not common with mother n son
This is stupid
ah. seems like something for fml than tfln. wtf phoney mcgeee
First!!!!!!!!!! And what's with this all this texting
Your momma shit
Not buying it at all. Fake!
More fake than the holocaust and Haiti earthquake together
So why exaclty does the mom have a diff area code? Can someone give me senarios?
Dad's area code is 717 like in this situation. Mine is different since I go to college and work in a different state. Some of us actually move away and get our own bills...
my area code is different from my mom and my dad. and their area codes are different from eachother...
He could be in a college in like another state. Dipshit. Srsly people THINK BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!
Right. I forgot when you go to college you get a brand new cell phone with a new area code. Fucking moron.
I did, as did other people I know.
Are these "it's your mother" texts all fake?
Smell her vagina phone? Gross!
Lmao at 2:38 did my comment upset you that much? It's gonna be ok bud, it was just a joke.I appologize to all the spell checking and grammar
Freaks,you really do make this site a MUCH MORE BETTER place :)
that's a bad day.
Most likely fake but if it isn't that really sucks
so is misspelling embarrassing
Omg 852 did you think maybe just maybe ummm the guy moved omg what a concept people packing there shit up jn those things with those round things on them and traverseing the unknown. Hope tge the guy doesn't fall off the edge of the earth cause we all know what's beyond those mountains. There couldn't be let's say other fucking area codes u fucking dumb fuck
My mom would totally comment like that but then again I might just have cool parents
Even if he went to college in another state it doesn't mean the area code on his phone would change. Mine didn't.
well then i guess that means its completely impossible
@ 12:14.. I don't call my mom Mom, she makes me call her Darla bcuz she thinks Mom makes her sound old. So I believe it
No words can describe this feeling I have right now.
408 is a Cali area code. If your going to move from 717 (PA), your probably going to move to Cali. Especially if your a college kid.
Yeah, before I've meant to text my boyfriend to pick up condoms and accidently sent it to my mom because they are both have the same name.
I think were all forgetting the point, who the fuck texts anybody anything and then says, "don't respond"...also, "smell her cell phone"? what? she didn't day she was using her phone as a dildo, even though that's still retarded
11:14, maybe the OP is an adult who doesn't still live with his mom fucktard.
Not only are you an idiot thinking that she 'fingered' with her cell phone but you had the audasity to try and tell someone about it but to top it off you told your mother about it. Not gonna lie sux to be you
god dammit... this is bullshit!
Dear assholes ruining this site, get out. now. i will slaughter you, your family, your friends, and keep your pets. seriously! is killing other peoples fun worth it so you can go tell your friends you got something posted on TFLN? cause thats such a huge acomplishment! fuck you. i mean cmon, if nobody loves you, just go away. please.
- your friendly neighborhood reader/oppinionated poster
It's possible to have different area codes than your parents... But I haven't lived in my home town/state in 5 years and I have lived in FL NJ VA and CA and I still have the same area code as my parents.
Only in San Jose......
Sure you Would
I realize that all these texts aren't real but the "this is ur mother" ones r getting really fucking old, WTF happened to orginality on this site
Fail. Why would mom have an area code from a different state? Wonder if it's te same loser that sends in all the "sextong mom" TFLN
Not the mom again...
The only reason I believe this to be fake o's because I don't think the mother would really say this is your own mother I rink once she responded he would know it was her
I'm assuming this person just found out about tfln, looked at old messages and came up with a different situation and kept the ending the same. I read one like this forever ago.
From win to fail in seconds..