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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:13pm

    I think he knew exactly who he was texting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:14am

    All you toolbags saying First deserve to get anally raped by a rabid gorilla

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:40pm

    Beats texting the girls mom I suppose..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:12pm

    Who the fuck cares about being first

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:22pm

    It looks like we have a situation -the situation

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:03pm

    Wow...that's happened to me before..most awkward talk in the world

  • Submitted by Lauren26 on Jan 25, 10 at 1:47pm

    ummm why is no one else concerned for this guy who wanted to SMELL HER CELL PHONE after she used it to masturbate??

    • 89 90
      Submitted by 041009 on Feb 15, 10 at 4:39pm

      she didn't use the phone to masturbate. She FINGERED herself, that requires FINGERS.

    • 52 95
      Submitted by lakerat187 on Mar 26, 11 at 9:51pm

      are you hot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:29pm

    My mom and I live in different cities, it's insanely common.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:43pm

    in soviet Russia we don't have mothers

    • 99 95
      Submitted by adorabledyke on Jan 29, 10 at 12:39pm

      That's not how Russian reversals work, dickweed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:52am

    Well she's not using the phone as a dildo, she fingered rrself and is texting with her fingers... But yeah idk what the he'll the first part is saying. The guy sounds like a meth addict

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:21am

    They have different area codes...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:05am

    People couldn't ever move away from their parents, so this MUST be fake. :P

  • 87 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:11am

    It's suppoused to be funny relaxing guys and take it for what it is fun :-) if u can't fo that don't read the!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:11pm

    Lmfao that makes my life that the guy who said first was infact not first.

  • 94 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:43am

    I'm 23 living in california. My patents are from the east coast. I have a CA area code because I pat mh own billllllllssssssss

  • 98 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:44am

    3:10 has to have some sort of mental disability or something...its the only possible way that he can be THAT fucking stupid

  • Submitted by tokenmetalhead on Jan 25, 10 at 3:16am

    That is one gnarly motherfucker

  • 92 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:10pm

    Hahahahah that sucks.

  • 89 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:58pm

    1:47, you're a retard, she was fingering herself, not playing hide the cell phone

  • 90 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:57am

    3:10, you are a special brand of retard.... You managed to correct your grammatical impropriety with something no more correct!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:07am

    aww shit fake

  • 84 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 3:44pm

    Wow so many people on here lacking common sense. She used her fingers to masturbte then used those same fingers to write him that text, she didn't use her phone to masturbate with

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:43pm

    Fffffaaaaaak ^^^^ that's him

  • 92 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:15pm

    That's a classic! First!!!

  • 89 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:36am

    Hell I would finger the shit out if her.

  • 91 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:03am

    I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:44am

    Jesus people need to stop worrying about if this shits real or not if you don't enjoy reading then why they fuvmck do you post

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:40pm

    1st

  • 93 98
    Submitted by anonnymouse on Jan 25, 10 at 12:38am

    I don't understand how people don't understand how people can have different area codes from their parents.. I don't live in the same country as mine so we have different area codes but we're still related.

  • 93 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:33pm

    11:14 after college people move away and get new numbers.

  • 85 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:21pm

    G. R. O. S. S.

  • 85 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:14am

    ah. seems like something for fml than tfln. wtf phoney mcgeee

  • 92 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:46am

    2:13 you need help. Ps I thought this one was funny

  • 85 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:48pm

    It's the mother's fault for raising a pervert

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:11pm

    Ahh that is classic - Cain

  • 89 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:17pm

    Fake. I don't think a morther would be texting her son back so calmly...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:33pm

    FAKEST TEXT EVER. and it's not even funny because it would NEVER happen

  • 85 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:45pm

    FUNNY(: Hk<3

  • 91 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:36pm

    Ohhhhh ur fucked lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:09am

    Because it's impossible to live in a city that's different than your mother? Anyway, my area code is 284 and my mom's is 793 and we live in the same city.

  • 83 84
    Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 24, 10 at 11:53pm

    why is it so unbelievable to have a different area code as your parents? are you going to live in the same city as your mommy your entire life?\n\nand I bet this is fake, I don't think a real mom would respond in that way. at least, my mom sure as hell wouldn't.

    • 73 96
      Submitted by captaindc15 on Jan 27, 10 at 7:18pm

      Really? Because that is EXACTLY what my mom would say!! I

    • 61 94
      Submitted by OtisGlicker on Feb 27, 10 at 10:42pm

      I live in 717. I know a few kids from 408. There's no way in hell that I'd move from Pennsylvania to California.

  • 85 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:55am

    Hahahaha dousche

  • 84 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:46am

    I did this twice

  • 87 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:35am

    Fake is fake as fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:44am

    Hahahahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:57pm

    Wow. 11:45 is a retard hahaha

  • 82 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:54pm

    If he's talking dirty to u to get u off, u would do that.

  • 85 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:13am

    Epic fail

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:17pm

    Fake!!

  • 87 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:06am

    921 cell phones vibrate... Need I say more?

  • 86 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:51am

    Who the fuck would he/she be texting? Fucked up. Someone should tell him she (most likely) has two hands

  • 86 95
    Submitted by amjeel90 on Jan 25, 10 at 4:53am

    I swear, you people take this shit too seriously with the first crap and getting butthurt. enjoy it. btw, theres cities with different area codes too.

  • 87 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:16pm

    @ 12:14.. I don't call my mom Mom, she makes me call her Darla bcuz she thinks Mom makes her sound old. So I believe it

  • 78 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:32am

    Yeah yeah my area code. Representing the San Jose stoners I see

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:21pm

    I don't understand? Where does the cell phone come in?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:26am

    FAIL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:07pm

    Ewwwwwwwww, for so many reasons.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:37am

    Thought the same 3:21. That's rare

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:16pm

    11:13 really? Embarrassing* fucktard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:26pm

    Babygotbackk6@live.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:30pm

    408 finally got a post on here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:27pm

    how do people always text their parentals? fiiiiiirst

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:13pm

    HAH.

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:04am

    Who Dat ?! ~ Premeau

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:06pm

    Why would you and your mom have two different area codes?

  • 79 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:22pm

    This is stupid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:46am

    lmfaooooo

  • 75 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:27pm

    Lmfao.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:38pm

    Omg 852 did you think maybe just maybe ummm the guy moved omg what a concept people packing there shit up jn those things with those round things on them and traverseing the unknown. Hope tge the guy doesn't fall off the edge of the earth cause we all know what's beyond those mountains. There couldn't be let's say other fucking area codes u fucking dumb fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:07pm

    Amen

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:44pm

    am I supposed to get thattt..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:21am

    I would be dead if that happend!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:16pm

    First!!!!!!!!!! And what's with this all this texting Your momma shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:44am

    Yikeees

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:18pm

    How is it possible for so many idiots on this site to sext their own mother?

  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 25, 10 at 1:09am

    It amazes me how the mods pass all these obviously fake "im sure you didnt mean to text your parents" texts. So now we know all you need to do to make it on this site is add "please come get me", write a fake text about texting the wrong number, or say something that says "i was so high...". This site used to be great.

  • 79 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:17pm

    Laaaaaaaaaame.

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:13am

    Agreed

  • 78 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:52pm

    That really sucks :(

  • 72 87
    Submitted by HazeyDayz101 on Mar 9, 10 at 11:21am

    that's a bad day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:58am

    he's probaly in college

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:36am

    Lady gaga!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:30pm

    There was this one time I was really depressed and I went on TFLN and corrected someones typo and every one was like WOW that anonomous person is soooo smart,now I do it all the time and add an insult at the end, it makes me feel Sooooo much more better about myself

    • Submitted by AHHHHHHHHHH on Jan 25, 10 at 2:38am

      so much MORE better? are you serious? fucking idiot. If you're gonna try to be cocky about something that was apparently 'your idea' try to make it the least bit believable by not making retarded mistakes yourself.

    • Submitted by AHHHHHHHHHH on Jan 25, 10 at 2:45am

      youre an idiot. and you dont say more better. you just say better. retard

      • 91 84
        Submitted by HHH on Jan 25, 10 at 8:54am

        You mean "don't"

      • Submitted by abyss on Jan 25, 10 at 10:11am

        Correction:\n\nYou're an idiot. You don't say "more better". You just say "better". Retard.\n\n-Capitalization and Grammar. Use them.

    • 80 95
      Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 25, 10 at 9:37pm

      You spelled anonymous wrong.

    • Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Jan 25, 10 at 10:14pm

      You're such a tool, lol.

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:07am

    Smell her vagina phone? Gross!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:45pm

    He could be in a college in like another state. Dipshit. Srsly people THINK BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!

    • 80 97
      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 25, 10 at 1:08am

      Right. I forgot when you go to college you get a brand new cell phone with a new area code. Fucking moron.

      • Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 25, 10 at 9:39pm

        I did, as did other people I know.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:43pm

    Are these "it's your mother" texts all fake?

  • 75 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:10am

    Lmao at 2:38 did my comment upset you that much? It's gonna be ok bud, it was just a joke.I appologize to all the spell checking and grammar Freaks,you really do make this site a MUCH MORE BETTER place :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:35am

    408 is a Cali area code. If your going to move from 717 (PA), your probably going to move to Cali. Especially if your a college kid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:20pm

    Most likely fake but if it isn't that really sucks

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:20pm

    Damn man! Well...... Maybe your mom is cool???

  • Submitted by JUGGERNAUT on Jan 26, 10 at 4:28am

    shit happens when you party naked... or texting and driving.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:17pm

    Haha hysterical

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:12pm

    Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:09pm

    9:21 are u serious? She used her finger to write the text to him..... There are sone dumb people on here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:22am

    More fake than the holocaust and Haiti earthquake together

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 11:20am

    Way to go san jose. FAIL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:16am

    FAIL!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:40pm

    Y would u text somebody while fingering urself?? And since when would u have a different area code than ur parents??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:14pm

    FAKE!!!

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 11:46am

    First

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:39am

    Fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:39pm

    Why do you and your mother have different area codes? FAKEEEe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:14am

    Jan 26th 5:29 even If your mom and your boyfriend had the same name who puts there mom in there phone under her name is stead of mom? Or is your boyfriends name mom you lying cunt?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:05am

    LOFUCKING-L

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:14pm

    So why exaclty does the mom have a diff area code? Can someone give me senarios?

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      Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:37pm

      Dad's area code is 717 like in this situation. Mine is different since I go to college and work in a different state. Some of us actually move away and get our own bills...

      • Submitted by LisaFayeA on Jan 25, 10 at 7:44am

        my area code is different from my mom and my dad. and their area codes are different from eachother...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:07pm

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:15am

    Correction to the last comment it's 5:39, sorry my bad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:44am

    My mom would totally comment like that but then again I might just have cool parents

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 7:47am

    11:14, maybe the OP is an adult who doesn't still live with his mom fucktard.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Cowgirl13 on Mar 6, 11 at 4:40am

    Bummer!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:48am

    I realize that all these texts aren't real but the "this is ur mother" ones r getting really fucking old, WTF happened to orginality on this site

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:36am

    I think were all forgetting the point, who the fuck texts anybody anything and then says, "don't respond"...also, "smell her cell phone"? what? she didn't day she was using her phone as a dildo, even though that's still retarded

  • Submitted by tstewart on Jan 26, 10 at 5:39pm

    Yeah, before I've meant to text my boyfriend to pick up condoms and accidently sent it to my mom because they are both have the same name.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:17pm

    Not buying it at all. Fake!

  • 53 72
    Submitted by gratrow96 on Sep 12, 11 at 6:15pm

    Sure you Would

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:38am

    The only reason I believe this to be fake o's because I don't think the mother would really say this is your own mother I rink once she responded he would know it was her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:02am

    It's possible to have different area codes than your parents... But I haven't lived in my home town/state in 5 years and I have lived in FL NJ VA and CA and I still have the same area code as my parents.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:27pm

    Different area codes not common with mother n son

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:52am

    Fail. Why would mom have an area code from a different state? Wonder if it's te same loser that sends in all the "sextong mom" TFLN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:50pm

    Even if he went to college in another state it doesn't mean the area code on his phone would change. Mine didn't.

    • 95 91
      Submitted by anonomys on Jan 25, 10 at 1:00am

      well then i guess that means its completely impossible

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:04am

    Not only are you an idiot thinking that she 'fingered' with her cell phone but you had the audasity to try and tell someone about it but to top it off you told your mother about it. Not gonna lie sux to be you

  • 63 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:59pm

    fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:39am

    Fake!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:12pm

    Only in San Jose......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:14pm

    Jugudf

  • 45 67
    Submitted by HIGH_SPEED_DIRT on Jan 24, 12 at 1:01am

    Not the mom again...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:13am

    god dammit... this is bullshit! Dear assholes ruining this site, get out. now. i will slaughter you, your family, your friends, and keep your pets. seriously! is killing other peoples fun worth it so you can go tell your friends you got something posted on TFLN? cause thats such a huge acomplishment! fuck you. i mean cmon, if nobody loves you, just go away. please. - your friendly neighborhood reader/oppinionated poster

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:13pm

    Imbarasing

    • 66 94
      Submitted by iwassohigh on Jan 25, 10 at 4:34pm

      so is misspelling embarrassing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:19pm

    Fake. I'm assuming this person just found out about tfln, looked at old messages and came up with a different situation and kept the ending the same. I read one like this forever ago.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:04pm

    First

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:43am

    No words can describe this feeling I have right now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 7:41am

    Agree, 6:38.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:03pm

    First.

  • 28 66
    Submitted by JanusHoi on Apr 1, 12 at 11:44am

    From win to fail in seconds..