Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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The last sentence is missing "at".
She hates you coming home, too. Take the hint.
yarn't ya glad you don't come home very often
Ummm, it was always a knitting room. Sorry you never noticed
W/e, tip toed jerking is all the rage. Fuck the authority
That's when you find a partner so you don't have to either one!
Knit 1, purl 0
I bet you hate your life